- Memetic Mutation: The source of most of the funny.
- "Don't punch...our car."
- "FACT!"
- "Yeyow grapes? I like yeyow grapes. And green grapes. And purpow grapes. And red grapes. And yeyow grapes."
- "No! You need to yisten!"
- "Do it, Bandy!"
- "I know it's green, but what else is about it?"
- "A ho de ho!"
- "I have a question. So guess."
- "Girls are mermaids. Some boys are mermaids too."
- "There's only one minute left in my brain."
- "What the freak just happened?"
- "How come I'm so much buffer than you?"
- "Do you want to have a party at my house?"
- "It's in a CUP instead of an ICE CREAM CONE!"
- "Alright! I'll go get my bag!"
- "There will be no funny business."
- "BUT! If you buy 14 completos, it's only 14 dollars!"
- "Ninja vanish!"
- "These are perfectly normal pancakes, kids!"
- "She doesn't give me peas all day yet!"
- "I'm gonna steer... steal... your birthday stuff!"
- "Okay... your names' Doodle."
- "Do you know what lions I hunted?!"
- "I hate hot dogs!"
- "I'm in a lot of twouble!"
- "Don't hit me in the face with a bike!"
- "I'm going to come up and punch you like I always keep doing."
- "I know you're out there you weirdos."
- "Kyle! Kyle! Kyle! Kyle! Kyle! Kyle! Kyle! Kyle! Kyle! Kyle!"
- "I like ten dollars."
- "Are you jumping on the trees? Are you jumping on the houses?"
- "It will help get rid of your warts!"
- "He has crazy eyes!"
- "Watch my bum move!"
- "I love you, Mommy! I love you, Mommy! I love you, Mommy!"
- "None of those things is what beetles eat. Try again."
- "When I get bigger I can know how to make chicken. Chicken nuggets."
- "I'm gonna kick you in the head!"
- "Breath war!"
- "Steamrollers!"
- "I'm always the donkey."
- "My little toesies are ticklin' yeh!"
- "A real penguin? Or a pet penguin?"
- "Then he's a bank robba!"
- "If I hear one more word then I'm gonna turn this car around!"
- "Pokey pokey poke!"
- "Who's driving?"
- "I did not know I had a twin brother."
- "I'm the angel and you're dead."
- "This will be your proof: what's two times a thousand?"
- "Those are... NAPKINS!"
- "I have a machete, right here."
- "See on the sign? Hot dog bun store."
- "BIG TRAK!"
- "I can't help it, it's a natural habitat."
- "Santa doesn't go down the Christmas tree." "If it's in the chimney, he does!"
- "Santa is not a biker."
- "Christmas is a time of magical joy and wonder... Like you wonder when you're going to open presents."
- "It wasn't really a star, it was just a couple of angels sticking their arms and legs out."
- "Open all of them! Open all of them!"
- "It's stacked in a shape like this—I cannot quite make it out, it's like..."
- "It can survive a land mine..."
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