Funny / Her Royal Suitors

• Just this...
  Cadance pointed smugly at her horn. “I am the goddess of love, so it kind of my job to know these things. And besides, I have caught her looking at my rump enough times so…”

  “Oh if were going by that statistic then I have you beat by many years Cadenza” said Celestia with a grin, shaking her own rump to emphasize her point.

  “She was probably just astonished at how oppressively large it was” said Luna, looking sour.

  “And what are you implying dear sister?” said Celestia sarcastically.

  “I am implying that thine rump carries about the same attractiveness as an aging hydra's backside.”

  That got her blood boiling. Celestia growled, leaping at her sister and tackling her. Cadance laughed as they rolled around hitting each other, at least till she took a random hoof to the face, which made her angry as she dived into the maelstrom. After a few minutes of kicking, biting, mane pulling and a few errant spells, the doors slammed open and a booming voice filled the room.