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  • The first time Harry uses the music spell on Snape, the staff watch him sing Stayin' Alive while doing the dance and in the same clothes the band wore when the song was done.
    • This becomes a recurring theme throughout the fanfic.
  • In Chapter 14, Harry is following Emily, her friends, the ferret and the weasel to figure out what they're doing, and while heading there, fires two overpowered stunners at Draco and Ron. When they landed in a way that makes them look like they passed out while in a make-out session, Harry is struggling not to laugh.
    Harry, thinking: Oh Merlin, of all the times to not have a camera.
  • When Sirius is on the floor, out cold after seeing Snape turn into Frank N Furter, Harry tells Susan that he's sorry about the mental image he's going to put into her head.
    Harry: Hey Sirius, Amelia is standing at the door butt naked!
    Sirius: WHERE?!
    • Even funnier? When Harry tells him that it was Snape dressed as Frank N Furter, he laments that he's going to have to obliviate that memory from his head... after laughing himself silly, of course.
  • The entire first half of the Shrieking Shack incident is filled with hilarity.
    • When Pettigrew completes the ritual to 'enslave' Emily and Hermione to him, he looks at himself to see him as a human-rat hybrid and panics.
      Pettigrew: What the fuck happened to me?!
    • Then, Harry kicks the door open, and while he's laughing, both James and Sirius are struggling to keep themselves from laughing at Pettigrew's new look.
      Harry: Curse and Ritual Repair. Has your cast put you in a cast? We can help for a fair price. Offer doesn’t apply to evil wizards, rogue creatures and assholes.
    • Then Pettigrew tries to cast the killing curse... and fails.
      Harry: You do know if you shake your wand more than twice it’s playing with it, right?
      Pettigrew: What did you do?!
      Harry: Me? I didn’t do anything. It was all you.
      Pettigrew: What?
    • Then when Harry explains the ritual was a fake-out made by the IWCO to more easily identify evil wizards and Pettigrew's ritual has stripped him of his ability to cast spells, Pettigrew is left horrified at the realization he was even more useless while everyone else. even Narius, found it funny.
  • Harry screams Cotton Eye Joe to force Snape to dance to a cowboy themed song. Funny as hell. It also affects Dumbledore as well, turning him into a wrinkly old cowgirl. Fortunately, everyone was too busy laughing at Snape to focus on Dumbledore.

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