- Caird's critique of Parsons' attempted death screams during rehearsal:Do remember, you're being strangled; you're not apologizing for evoking at cards.
Parsons, that's worse. Has no producer ever tried to strangle you? - Bannister and the janitor:Bannister: I'm looking for variety.
Janitor: That's eight floors down.
Bannister: Yes, but I've just come eight floors up.
Janitor: Then it'll be sixteen floors from where you started.
Bannister: Ah. How do you arrive at that?
Janitor: Quite simple.
Bannister: Well, not to me.- Later, Bannister is still looking for the show:Bannister: I'm looking for variety.
Sir Herbert: Why, that's five floors down.
Bannister: Oh, good. Well, I'm gaining on it.
- Later, Bannister is still looking for the show:
- This exchange between Evans and Caird:Evans: What do you take me for, a perfect fool?
Caird: There are very few perfect things in life.
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