Chapter 1
- The ad for Isle Delfino detailing why you shouldn't go to the island.
- It gets funnier when the piantas break out in a all-out riot.
- Mario Meeting FLUDD.FLUDD: Security systems activating.Mario: Huh?Mario is sprayed with so much water, it blasts him into the wall behind him.
- FLUDD tutoring Mario on how to use him.FLUDD: To spray water, press the R button.Mario: What's the R button?FLUDD: If you hold it all the way down, you can stop and shoot.Mario: Hold what down?FLUDD: Press X to switch to the Hover Nozzle.Mario: For goodness' sakes, what is the X button!?FLUDD: If you run out of water, you can hold R while in deep water to refill the tanks.Mario: What's the R button!? Or any button, for that matter?FLUDD: Instructions complete. Get out, you moron.
- Mario defeating a polluted piranha plant with a four-month-old raisin.
- The Trial when Mario is arrested.
- The Pianta policeman telling Mario to "take care of the ugliness", with Mario responding by telling him to step out of the camera.
Chapter 2
- Mario defeating the second Piranha Plant with an old piece of pizza.
- Mario making the writer change another Piranha Plant to a Sumo wrestler before he fights it.
