Funny / Bad Day at Black Rock

• The conversation that went nowhere fast, despite the gravity of the situation.
  Sam: What'll you have?
  Macreedy: What've you got?
  Sam: Chili and beans.
  Macreedy: Anything else?
  Sam: Chili without beans.
• One of Macreedy and Trimble's verbal sparing matches. Both a funny and awesome moment.
  Trimble: I'm half horse, half alligator, you mess with me and I'll kick a lung outta' ya! What d'ya think of that?
  Macreedy: No comment.
  Trimble: You know, talkin' to you is like pullin' teeth. You wear me out.

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