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  • Lilael walking in on an important conversation saying "I don't speak or understand Spanish" in Spanish.
  • Azar trying to find a weapon for Mattykins.
  • Matt: "SPIDEEEEERRRRR!!" *FLINGS EXPLOSIVES*
  • "You know, people always say that you're supposed to snuggle naked with your companions when you're stuck in this situation."
  • "Easier than a south Flaxley virgin."
  • Matt pretending to be the ex-king of Leston, being overdramatic, and Shasta sweeping him off his feet.
"We are so going to hell."
"It's worth it."
  • Matt's pep talk to Alec before the fight with Chassis.
"You will be the phoenix!"
  • Lilael. "I’m thinking of putting a sign on my back saying, ‘I got this in the Flaxley-Leston war, bitches.’"
  • "You? Apologize? Perish the thought. It might send me into apoplexy."
  • “Captain Emily of The Bloody Maiden. I’ll be the last face you see before you die.” “First name basis already?"
  • "To be frank—no offense, Captain—” “MY NAME IS HANK, NOT FRANK.”
  • “If you are quite done undressing me.”
  • “There is no need to be so rude!” “Bite me, wizard boy!”
  • “Introductions. Now. Including lady-man.” She must be talking about Mohcht, who has an androgynous appearance, because she’s already well-acquainted with Shasta.
  • “Anyway, I think I’ve said quite enough. I am going to have a nap. Matthew, would you care to join?” Again, silence. “Not like that, you silly people. Not everything I do is sexual.” He bites his lower lip, eye flickering over everyone except for Samuel Merlin, whom he pointedly ignores. “Unless you want it to be.”

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