- Lilael walking in on an important conversation saying "I don't speak or understand Spanish" in Spanish.
- Azar trying to find a weapon for Mattykins.
- Matt: "SPIDEEEEERRRRR!!" *FLINGS EXPLOSIVES*
- "You know, people always say that you're supposed to snuggle naked with your companions when you're stuck in this situation."
- "Easier than a south Flaxley virgin."
- Matt pretending to be the ex-king of Leston, being overdramatic, and Shasta sweeping him off his feet.
"We are so going to hell."
"It's worth it."
- Matt's pep talk to Alec before the fight with Chassis.
"You will be the phoenix!"
- Lilael. "I’m thinking of putting a sign on my back saying, ‘I got this in the Flaxley-Leston war, bitches.’"
- "You? Apologize? Perish the thought. It might send me into apoplexy."
- “Captain Emily of The Bloody Maiden. I’ll be the last face you see before you die.” “First name basis already?"
- "To be frank—no offense, Captain—” “MY NAME IS HANK, NOT FRANK.”
- “If you are quite done undressing me.”
- “There is no need to be so rude!” “Bite me, wizard boy!”
- “Introductions. Now. Including lady-man.” She must be talking about Mohcht, who has an androgynous appearance, because she’s already well-acquainted with Shasta.
- “Anyway, I think I’ve said quite enough. I am going to have a nap. Matthew, would you care to join?” Again, silence. “Not like that, you silly people. Not everything I do is sexual.” He bites his lower lip, eye flickering over everyone except for Samuel Merlin, whom he pointedly ignores. “Unless you want it to be.”