Mr. Penguin
This is Mr. Penguin. He's depressed.
- The Eeyore: Owing to his depression, he is constantly down in the dumps. This is not helped by the various misfortunes that happen to him. This doesn't stop his closest friends from inviting him out, though.
Rex Fontaine
This is Rex Fontaine *whip cracks*. He's a private detective.
- Big Damn Heroes: Successfully kills Evil!Mr. Penguin moments after he impaled Lard.
