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The Butt Eetrz/B Team
Dexter 'Dex' Turner is the party's hexblade, swashbuckling, skater boy — a tabaxi rogue-warlock. He's fairly upbeat and silly, although he can be serious, and he quickly embraces the others in the party as friends and, later on, family. Dex can be clueless and often has flawed views on topics which is not helped by his stubbornness. However, he cooperates with the others well and soon grows into a loyal teammate.
- Cat Girl: Gender-Inverted. In the D&D world, Dex gets cat ears, a tail, and claws. This quickly turns into a joke.
Scott Travis is the party's gamer boy turned owlin druid. Scott may be awkward and slightly anxious at times, but he brings a stability to the party at the beginning that it desperately needs. He's easily angered and frustrated, but can keep a level head when truly needed and is good with puzzles and the like. Despite his ability to take things seriously, Scott also knows how to loosen up and joke around with the others.
- Survival Mantra: Specifically, his mantra of "I'm a furry" during the bar fight in ep 19, "Good Furry, Bad Furry". It doesn't help much at all. In fact, it seems to hinder him, as Scott doesn't do very well during that fight in any capacity.
Preston Adeline is the party's preppy boy, closeted RPG fanatic, half-elf sorcerer. Just as his peppy boy description indicates, Preston is polite and tries his best to be civil. He often acts as the mediator when the rest of the B Team gets particularly upset, especially at each other, and he longs to keep the peace — even if he does snap sometimes as well. While he gets talked down to often by the others, he most wants to be useful and prove his worth to the team, as well as break away from his restrictive life in the real world, which he does through his sweet silliness and hobbies.
- School Uniforms are the New Black: Preston only wears his school uniform - specifically an ascot with his school's name on it. This is inverted in ep 23, "Go Break A Leg" in which he changes his appearance and abandons his old school uniform.
Clarissa Coldshore is the party's sassy, preppy tiefling fighter. While vaguely rude and certainly headstrong, Clarissa has a soft spot and clearly cares for the rest of her team. She's playful and sarcastic but still serious when the situation calls for it. Don't be fooled by her ruthless exterior — she can make it clear how much she respects and cares about the innocents in the fights they find themselves in. [Note: Clarissa is no longer a character in the podcast as of Episode 29 because of personal matters within the team creating The Encounter Table. She is in no episodes after Episode 28.]
- Lovable Alpha Bitch: Clarissa is typically sassy at best and outright rude at worst, but she has a kind side. Not only does she genuinely bond with the rest of the B Team, but she shows a lot of compassion for their enemies when it's appropriate, such as in episodes 12.5, "Deck the (Ligma) Balls", and 27, "Fireball (Jutsu)".
