Okay, got my party supplies, let's give 'em to Glyph and start this thing!
Inviting everybody except for Zaeed, because fuck 'im.
So I wasn't sure whether to have a quiet party or an energetic one. I went with quiet, which hopefully doesn't mean I'm missing out left and right. I can always load I guess and choose energetic.
Ah, Kasumi is great, just uncloaking in the middle of conversations and startling the crap out of everybody.
JAVIK: "Beware. Something called a 'Kasumi' is on the premises. It pretends to be invisible. Foolish primitive; nothing escapes these eyes."
And Javik is asking Wrex and Grunt who'd win in a fight between them, putting Wrex on the receiving end of that question for once.
Oh ho! Glyph is giving me the option of shifting this party into a higher gear! Okay, yeah, let's do it!
Kasumi uncloaks, kind of hunched over, says she really needs to avoid dairy, and cloaks again. Okay.
LOL @ my Shepard telling Jack & Miranda to just kiss already, and then Kasumi uncloaking to say she's all ready to record them doing it since there'll be a market for it.
LOL some more at Shepard trying to invite people up only to see squeeing fangirls on the screen and telling Grunt to go back to telling everybody to piss off.
GRUNT: "Ever seen a krogan drink so much they get sick on your floor? I'm here to make sure that dream comes true!"
Ah, James is trying to convince Liara, Kaidan, and Jacob that his muscles are more impressive than biotic powers and Liara is in a constant state of facepalm! My Shepard talks about his own biotics when he joins the conversation, and again I like that the dev team thought of that. Kasumi uncloaks and wants Jacob to do some situps. Well, I assume she meant Jacob, even though she was right behind Vega.
Oh this is great, Traynor's getting embarrassed because EDI remembers everything she said about how sexy EDI's voice was when Samantha thought she was just a VI, as well as EDI being able to tell she was aroused, etc!
And Kasumi uncloaks on my bed to ask how many bedrooms I have before disappearing again! Oh, I am glad I invited her!
Joker laughing for a looooong time at Shepard saying he'll dance with EDI if he won't is making me laugh for some reason.
Javik and Wrex are hiding behind cover, waiting for the perfect moment to jump out and fire at the bottles lined up on the bar.
Everybody dancing! I join in because...I'm an idiot? After everybody makes fun of it, Jack tells me not to tire myself out flailing like that, since we're doing it on the table she's dancing on later. Cortez tells her that some of us have to eat at that table, to which she of course responds "You got that right!" Jack is so awesome. So. Very. Awesome.
Among Grunt's drunken, semi-conscious mumblings as he sits in the shower: he's sad that hanar can't wear sweaters.
EDI tells Joker his dancing closely resembles mine, and if you don't remember his reaction to that you can easily guess.
Overheard cry from Samantha: "Help! My glass is empty!"
Time for a photo! Somebody carry Grunt down to the couch!
Waking up in bed with Jack the morning after, and she isn't even hungover! Now my mission is "Investigate the aftermath".
Datapad with recordings from Mordin here, and his noir story ends with "Had broken Omega's number one rule...in more ways than one." If that's Aria in his story, he hypothesizes that her father was an elcor.
Javik had a horrible dream of being frozen for 50 000 years and waking up with evolved primitives, which he recounts from the bathroom floor.
Kasumi isn't lactose intolerant, she just refuses to put up with lactose's stupid drama.
On the way back to the Normandy with all of us looking at the ship together, I have a few last moments with Jack where I say that might be the last party we have, and she tells me to knock that shit off, that I'm gonna come back and take her dancing when it's all over. (Are you sure you want that, Jack? As you've pointed out, I kind of suck.) For all the shit we've been through, she says, it's been a hell of a ride. The best, Shepard answers, and it's a real Tear Jerker, because I don't know if this is the last time they'll see one another. Even if I do manage to get the very best ending.
