Psyga looks down, monologuing.
Psyga: Sometimes, I wished that the movie was over... So that we could all go home. Sometimes, I wished I didn’t buy that DVD... It would have saved us all the trouble. But no. The story has to continue. The show must go on.
He then looks up.
Psyga: How was that, Shotaro?
Shotaro: Less cheese, more ham.
Psyga: Ah. Okay. Let me try again...
Wataru: Can we just resume the movie please?!
Psyga: Fine... Party pooper.
Psyga then resumes the movie
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Tsukasa: So we have the Muppets talk about the movie as the films are being switched.
Eiji: Maybe we should talk about the film too?
Gentaro: Yeah, what are your thoughts so far, Psy?
Psyga: Meh. Isn’t all that bad. Mostly harmless to me.
Shotaro: Yeah... Probably would have liked The Great Muppet Caper more.
Eiji: I liked it. And those pastel horses...
Gentaro: You mean the Ponies? I know, right? They’re the absolute damned best!
Tsukasa: Damn bronies. Killing the internet with their memes.
Psyga: Hey! Hollywood’s killing the internet more. Need I mention their many tactics to try to stop piracy?
Wataru: Well, having screened much of Psyga’s content, I can say for sure that this isn’t the worst he has seen.
Psyga: Oh! The film’s resuming! And it’s resuming to pointless shots of nature while the bear sings the USA anthem.
Shotaro: Back with the cartoon villain, he hires what is best assumed to be a hitman to go after Kermit. Apparently, he doesn’t want Kermit to be a mascot now.
Wataru: What was your first clue?
Eiji: Oh look, it’s Miss Piggy!
Gentaro: Oh Uh...
Psyga: Well, actually, it’s both. It’s the “Be my mascot or die” situation.
Gentaro: Well, they seem to hit it off nicely.
Shotaro: Oh, that makes sense.
Eiji: I’m more surprised that Kermit is willing to forgive Piggy for ditching him.
Tsukasa: Okay, can you guys shut up? This is getting confusing with two conversations at once!
Psyga: Oh, sorry.
Shotaro: So the car breaks down and they all play the waiting game.
Psyga: And Twilight Sparkle... apologizes for not being of help? ... Okay, second best line in this genre ever.
Gentaro: What was the first?
Psyga: A cold and sarcastic: “You’re a lot of help!”
Eiji: And another musical breaks out, with lampshade hanging.
Psyga: Wait, Gonzo’s a chick?
Wataru: All in favour of skipping say Aye.
Psyga, Gentaro, Eiji, Shotaro, and Tsukasa: Aye.
They skip past much of the song, and soon come across Kermit going away.
Rarity: We’re following him, right?
Twilight Sparkle: Of course.
Psyga: Wow... A line directly from the show that managed to lampshade the concept of Pooh’s Adventures. Huh.
Gentaro: And we end this on a mind screw where Kermit talks to himself. No, really, a double of him talks to himself.
Psyga: Well, tune in next time to see where they go from here.
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