Psyga: Wait, what the hell? What do you mean?
Tsukasa: Let’s say I know who might have sold you that DVD.
Psyga: Huh...
Psyga then began to flash back to when he was selecting a DVD to buy.
~~
Psyga was in the video store, when he noticed a man in a trenchcoat. The trenchcoated man turned to Psyga.
???: You’re a person who has seen the worst in crossovers... Do you wish to elate your problems?
Psyga unsurely nodded.
???: I have just the thing for you. The Muppet Movie. You like fourth wall jokes? Meta humor? Puppets? If you like two of those three things, this’ll make bladder burst in laughter. It’s yours... for free.
The man then hands him the DVD.
Psyga: I know there’s a catch.
???: No catch. I just want to make you happy...
With that, the man leaves, with Psyga smiling at the cover and running out of the store.
~~
Psyga: Knew that guy was a fake!
Tsukasa: I have a small idea, but I need to confirm it. And in order to do that, I have to sit here and riff along with you guys.
Wataru: I thank you for the offer, but we have more than enough-
Psyga: Stay.
Tsukasa: Very well.
Tsukasa sat next to Shotaro, who squirms away a bit.
Tsukasa: No hard feelings over that Final Form Ride, right?
Psyga then hits play on the DVD
.
Shotaro: The part begins with our heroes ditching this big furry guy who wants to go to Hollywood.
Psyga: Speaking of...
Wataru: Here we go.
Psyga: No, no. I think I have a good reason for how the Ponies are following the Muppets. See, they could probably gallop fast to catch up to cars.
Wataru: Ah. Carry on then.
Gentaro: Then we go to this carnival for some reason... Hey, does anyone have any idea why we’re focusing on a carnival now?
Eiji: Setting up the next scene?
Psyga: Setting up the next Doc Hopper encounter?
Shotaro: Setting up the next person to join Kermit’s team. Watch.
The announcer introduces Miss Piggy as Psyga and Eiji look at Shotaro, who smirked.
Shotaro: This is what happens when you have a bunch of detective books. You become savvy to know what will happen next.
Psyga: Anyways, Miss Piggy sees Kermit for the first time and-
Wayne: EXTREME CLOSE UP! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Psyga: Lol, wut? Anyways, love at first sight.
Tsukasa: And no one questions the interspecies romance because it’s a kids film.
Wataru: Miss Piggy soon begins to give off vibes that wouldn’t look out of place in School Days.
Psyga: Or in Gentaro’s case...
Gentaro doesn’t respond.
Psyga: ... Oh come on, you know who I’m talking about...
Gentaro: Huh? Who are we talking about?
Psyga: ... Makise. The guy who tried to kill all those girls who rejected him? The guy who manipulated your missiles to seemingly destroy the Rabbit Hutch locker? The absolute asshole who started the Nightmare Fuel page on your very Tropes page? Remember him?
Gentaro: Ooooooooh! That guy. Meh, compared to the later Zodiarts, he’s just a small fry.
Psyga: Damn. Well, I bet Wataru dealt with Yanderes before, am I right?
Wataru: I don’t know who you’re talking about.
Psyga: You know, the one who asked you to, in order for you two to be together, kill your-
Psyga then gets punched out by Wataru.
Wataru: Nope. Haven’t got a clue.
Shotaro: Oh trust me, I’ve seen my fair share of Yanderes, and Miss Piggy isn’t a Yandere. Just. Really. Clingy.
Eiji: Rainbow Dash advises Kermit to leave, but apparently, Pinkie Pie is eating spontaneously appearing food and is too busy to listen to Dash.
Psyga and Gentaro: Choo-Choo!
Tsukasa: Heh, there’s a “why not both” joke before it was even a joke.
Wataru: Oh, yeah, and them saying Gaga was just an omen for Lady Gaga.
Psyga: Really?
Wataru: No. I was being sarcastic. Not everything is Hilarious in Hindsight.
Gentaro: In a surprising turn of events, Kermit actually listened to Rainbow Dash’s advice. But Miss Piggy follows anyways.
Tsukasa: Yeah, and Miss Piggy’s actions clearly shows she’s not a Yandere waiting to awaken.
Shotaro: I still stand by what I say. She’s not a Yandere until she gets the knife.
Eiji: Oh, and Gonzo bought all these balloons which cause him to float...
Gentaro: up...
Shotaro: into...
Psyga: the air...
Tsukasa: Er... What’s with the realization? Is it that shocking of a revelation?
Wataru: Er... Tsukasa, you might want to cover your ears for the next five minutes.
Psyga: OH HEY! It’s a chase sequence that can be avoided by just one fucking Pegasus! ONE. Only ONE. And it doesn’t even have to be the blue one! It could be the shy as hell one! All they have to do is swoop in and grab Gonzo. But no.
Wataru: Psyga.
Psyga: Hey look! Doc Hopper, the fucking villain, manages to help rescue Gonzo, and he didn’t even intended to pop the balloons with his gun.
Wataru: You know what? Screw it, I’m sedating him now before he snaps.
Wataru then injects Psyga with a needle and takes him away for a while, pausing the video.
Tsukasa: Hmph... That confirms it.
Gentaro: Confirms what?
Tsukasa: Who gave Psyga the DVD. Only one person would ever want Psyga to lose it.
Eiji: And that is?
Tsukasa: ... Kenzaki Kazuma.
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