Welcome, one and all.
And now it's time for something completely different!
Yes, kids, for the first time, I actually will be livelistening. Why? Because...I'm reviewing ten songs, chosen at semi-random.
I know what you're thinking. "Rika, why would you do this? You're not a music critic!" Well...you can blame Writer's Block for that.
Music is very much what soothes the savage beast (as far as we know). It can make people feel very pumped. It can make people cry. But let's cut the bullshit and just start this.
From the batshit insane mind that brought you so many liveblogs comes...a review of ten god-awful songs, each one worse than the last. I will say this right now: do not expect bands such as Nickelback or Hot Chelle Rae, or songs such as "Friday". These songs were chosen based on their inclusions in "So Bad, It's Horrible" in an ongoing quest to see what's really bad and what is just "meh" in terms of badness.
And the songs are...
- "Doctor in Distress"
- "The Most Wanted Song"
- "Gimme Pizza"
- "Pound On My Muffin"
- "My Jeans"
- "Jam (Turn it Up)"
- "Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom"
So let's get started.