HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... I... I can't do this. Wataru, recap this one for me!
Wataru: Er... Okay. Oriko invades the school using a Witch's barrier and kills Kazuko and countless students. Madoka calls out Homura for only trying to save her, and Kirika transforms into a Witch, which Psyga is having a hard time trying to get over. Give him some Momentai, stat. {several people come in and hold Psyga down, injecting him with some Momentai}
Ah... Better. Now then, back to the story. Oriko flashes back to her ostracization from society and Kyubey * offers her a Deal with the Devil. Huh, anyone else noticing the parallels to Kyouko? Both of them have a father who killed themselves, and both were ostracized, which led them to contract with Kyubey.
Anyways, Kirika "dies" and her grave marker shows that it does indeed take place around 2011. The Puella Magi attack Margot, which I dub the "Leaning Witch of Pisa", and Homura sees that they're just in her way. So she kills them. What? Isn't that what she said? She said she would get rid of anyone who stood in her way. Oh, wait, she asks them to leave.
Oriko laments of the girls' inability to comprehend the whole "Puella Magi become Witches" thing and tries to kill them. Homura interferes and the two have a standoff. Hitomi and Sayaka run off and come across the corpse of another girl. Hitomi breaks down and cries. Why do I feel like Hitomi is going to fuck up everything? Back to the fight, Mami has a Heroic BSoD and Homura and Oriko continue to square off. Homura concludes that this is just an irregular timeline. Oh, and we get a brief flashback from Homura about her being nerdy. And likable.
The other girls, on the other hand, wish to die because it's better than being a Witch, but Yuma decides to take a level in badass by hitting the Leaning Witch of Pisa and then delivering a badass speech that breaks them out of their BSOD. I hear the fat lady!
They team up and kick the Witch's ass in an incredibly epic moment of awesome. And it's not in one hit for once! Oriko loses her shit and the others tell her to give it up. Homura believes that this is finally the timeline where she saves Madoka. Heh. However, Kyubey came by and announces that he found Madoka.
What the hell will happen here? Will Oriko ally with Homura to prevent Kyubey from contracting Madoka? Will Hitomi fuck up more than she already did in the original? Will this be a happy ending? Well, except for that last one... I have no goddamn clue! Tune in next time and we will end this together!
