Okay, I found a save point nearby a giant white glowing hole in the floor.
I found a glowing red pillar that took me to.. .Traverse town?
So I guess this is how the heartless get round.
The next took me to wonderland. I think I'm going to stop touching those pillars and just move on. I'm tired of getting sidetracked.
Except I don't seem to be getting anywhere by skipping them.... Fine.
So finally, a green pillar. That's gotta mean something, right?
... The Book of Pooh? Seriously?
I said the other pillars were red but they were really more of a pink. This next one I'm at? definitely red. An orangy yellowish fire really.
And now here's a big flowy orb surrounded by machinery.
I wonder if this is Ansem's magnum opus.
Oh my....
Isn't that.... Oh god. Satan. I'm fighting Satan.
He killed me, but I was close.
Satan is a pushover.
The only reason why it took me three tries was becuase I got cocky and and got lazy on my healing. I practically had him all three times.
I am getting bored of behemoths.
AND I TIRE OF THESE ENDLESS HORDES!
You know, very time I think I have reached the end and the moment of truth it's jsut more annoying pointless battles. When do we get to the end- Oh here it is, the tall pink door.
FINALLY! PEACE AT LAST!
PEACE AT LAST
PEACE AT- The island? What?
God this voiceover guys is so pretentious... Ooooh, you can't understand the darknesss! World is eclipsed!
Oh hey, it's Emo-Riku.
Ah, we're finding out the origin of Riku Iguess. He wanted to leave this place so he embraced the darkness for the power to find other places.
How.. Petty.
Oh my god, Ansem is a bigger pushover than the devil. First try, ladies and gents- No wait, that was only the first level.
.... Crap, Solo?
Crap, Giant dark shadow Sora AGAIN!?
Also a pushover.....
Took two triesb ut I think this is the final Ansem and I think I beat him, Solo no less.
Oh god, why are they in void?
Wait, so Kingdom Hearts is a location in the middle of darkness?
Why am I on a psychotic evil monster ship? Oh god, Donald, Goofy!
And now Ansem is shirtless.
Enjoy, ladies and gents, while you can. We're going to be filleting him.
Why was that so easy? What's the catch?
And how many final bosses will I have to face!?
GOOFY! You're okay!
So... I think what's happening is that we are entering the monster's heart and destroying it from the inside out?
Donald! Whoo! Let's end this!
Still more.....
ANSEM AGAIN!?
Okay, finally, this has to be it
I can see the entire dark ship exploding and stuff.
OH COME ON, ANSEM! WHY WON'T YOU JUST DIE ALREADY!?
Oh look, kingdom Hearts is opening.
Oh how cheesy. KH is light. How obvious.
Riku Where the hell did you come from abd why are you on our side?
Oh great, all that Heartless. That's one helluvan army.
.....
MICKEY MOUSE!
......
MICKEY MOUSE!
Wait... But... He's allowing himself to get shut in there with the,! NBO!
MICKEY!
OH MY GOD! MICKEY NO!
WE CAN'T SEAL YOU IN THERE! MICKEY NO!
Riku, good riddance.
MIIIIIIICKEYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Kairi, how did you get here? We're like several layers away from reality. A LOT of layers.
So what, after all this Sora can't go home? So his entire journey of trying to be with his friend was a shaggy dog story because in the end they get separated anyway. Sora's entire personal journey was a waste but as far as the worlds are concerned he accomplished the super goal of saving all realities.
.....
And now I have to move on to chain of Memories.
GOD DAMN THIS!
IF THIS GAME ISN'T WHY PEOPLE LIKE KINGDOM HEARTS THEN IT MUST BE THE NEXT GAME THAT EXPLAINS ITS IMMENSE POPULARITY!
