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0:19
....I am guessing the wife picked out the outfits.
0:23
"Oh, hello bird friends! I was just sticking my head out, hoping a pass street car ends my slowly growing madness."
0:32
Yes, we are glad you liked the wedding.
....Who are you again?
0:43
...So the Brooklyn Bridge, one of New York's most impressive archetectural builts of our time, is about the height of a regular apartment building.
...Don't care. Just end the movie and make it go away.
0:56
"Today is "Congratulate two survivors of a horrible disaster who say they can talk to animals" day!"
1:08
So...Now everyone in the world can hear the animals talk?
...
Whatever. D-Don't care! Not one bit.
1:20
OH. SWEET. GOD.
1:28
W-WHAT THE HELL!? Tentacles was larger than the Titanic, and yet the rose is bigger than his suction cups!
1:36
Oh my god, make it end...this is just HORRENDOUS!
1:59
"Doing drugs!"
2:10
That IS impossible! I mean, unless Tentacles can contact the dead.
2:15
....Proof that this movie has a pact with the devil.
2:24
...You know what, forget it. FUCKING FORGET IT!
2:46
....
2:53
"And that was when I realized I was making it all up. The Titanic really did sink. Elizabeth married that Maltravers guy, and almost all of my friends were dead in the sinking. WELL, SEE YA SOON!"
2:55
Ah, it's Felt Face!
3:25
"Even though we have proved all animals are intelligent and compassionate beings, we are still being killed regularly! Humans are Bastards!"
4:26
STOP! Astor...? Where have I heard that name before? Let's google it.
...I spend...more than a week...on this STUPID insipid story...and the only thing that actually contained a hint of research was about a famous passenger who died on the Titanic?...and it's just a CAMEO BILLBOARD?!
This movie astounds me on how bad it is! The movie with the Rapping dog was more historically accurate and...BETTER than this! At least in that movie the ship didn't sink because of a giant octopus, and the animals couldn't talk to humans! And also, that movie tried to deal with the theme of Rich and poor, and actually try to do SOMETHING with it! This movie, however, is just all over the place with its bland characters and forgettable romances. The only characters that I liked were Maltravers and Smiley the Dog. The Animation isn't bad, but it's inconsistant, and that's worse in my book. I mean...would you rather deal with a movie that has bad animation overall, or a movie that has okay animation and then suddenly HIDEOUS animation? Well...At least it's over. I mean, this movie is horrible in how it treats the worst Marine disaster in history, but they can't butcher it anymore!
....Can they?
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