Episode 4: The Fast And The Phineas
The episodes begins when Phineas and Ferb hanging out in the backyard when they hear the sound of cars on a race track. Which is next to their house...for some odd reason.
So Phineas and Ferb turn their Mom's Car into a Race Car. As usaul Candace shows up and runs off to tell Mom who playing bridge at Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro's house.
Candace pulls Mom out to show her the race car but Phineas pushes a button which causes the car to fly up in the air. Ok.
Phineas: Hey Ferb, Where's Perry?
It's about time.
Monogram tells Perry that Doofenshmirtz is hanging out in his blimp and Perry leaves. That was short.
Back at the race,Isabella reports in with the Fireside Girls, who will be the pit crew .
Isabella: Okay, girls. We're dealing with a 426 cubic inch, fully-blown V8, with hypo lifters, radical cam and a limited slip differential.
Gretchen: Would that be electronically fuel injected?
Once again, that was funny.
During her search for Phineas and Ferb, Candace meets up with Jeremy. and pretends to know about racing to get close to him. Jeremy comments that Phineas is gonna be on TV. Candace runs off and calls Mom and tells her to turn on the TV.
Linda: Candace,this is a Dandruff Commercial. Is there something your trying to tell me?
If I say "That was Funny" one more time...
Announcer: And With the Race about to start, there's the Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated Blimp!
Thank God.
Agent P arrives in Doof's blimp and gets caught in a trap. Doofenshmirtz introduces his newest invention, the Deflate-inator. After a test firing at the track, he will deflate everything in the Tri-State Area, forcing people to come to him if they want something inflated. O...k.
After a scene of taken of Picture of Phineas using a camera stolen form some Photographer dude, Doof fires his Deflate-inator.
The ray hits a beach ball and It falls onto the windshield of one of the cars, setting off a chain-reaction of collisions and damage to the stadium.
This logically leads to..a song!
This next song is called "Go Phineas". It' not that much really. Just repetitions of "Go Phineas Go! Go Phineas!" Still a Decent song I guess.
Back in Doof's Blimp, his ray is amost fully charged. It's being powered by a rat..whatever.
Perry pulls out some cheese and shoots one into the doctor's pants with a crossbow. The rat gets into his pants and Perry escapes an activates the ray which bounces off a Mirror and hits the blimp.
Meanwhile, Candace heads back to Mrs Garcia-Shapiro's house an shows Mom the picture. . It's the wrong one. She turns on the TV to show Mom that Phineas and Ferb are in the race.
But of course..
Announcer: Oh No! A blimp is about to hit the broadcasting tower! Oh, the hum-.
Then he gets cut off. Oh and that Hu(Manity) line is a reference to the Hindenburg Disaster. Awesome.
Anyway, Doof steals Phineas's car and a chase scene ensues. The car goes through a car wash and Doof gets defeated by One of the rotating car wash brushes.
Candace takes Linda home to show her the race car which has ended up back in the garage. And washed too. Mom is happy about the car being washed and offers Phineas and Ferb some snacks as Candace jaw drops and Linda tells tells her to close her mouth.
THE END
Final Thought: While not as good as the last 2 episodes, this was a solid episode.
Score: 8.7
Episode 5:Lights, Candace, Action!
The episode begins with Candace quoting lines from her favorite play, "The Princess Sensibilities".
She hears some noise coming from outside and she walks in on some monster movie Phineas and Ferb are filming.
Linda: Sorry I'm late. They're filming down the street
Candace: Filming? What are they filming?
Linda: A movie version of the play "The Princess Sensibilities"
That was convenient.
Phineas: Hey,Where's Perry?
Yay.
Monogram:There's something very strange going on with Dr. Doofenshmirtz. He's been very quiet lately, a little too quiet! I want you to find out what's not going on and, uh.. put a... stop...to it. I suppose.
I don't know what to say to that. Moving on...
Later on, Candace talks the producer of the film to see if she can get a part. After she hears that the lead actress just quit, she recites a couple lines.
Producer: That's not bad. And you know your lines. I don't know.
Candace:I'll do it for free!
Producer: Your hired
Heh. People will hire anybody if they don't have to pay them.
Anyway,The producers introduces her to the directors of the film. Guess who they are.
Phineas: Hi Candace!
Candace: Phineas and Ferb? What are you doing here?
Phineas: We're directing the movie!
What A Shock.
Candace: Wait! Don't you think they're a little young to be big-budget movie directors?
Producer: With 176 million hits, they could be in diapers for all I care.
I don't care If I say it too much: That is a true CMOF.
Next scene and Candace is wearing a monster mask. What.
Candace: Phineas, I don't remember any Monsters In The Princess Sensibilities
Phineas: We just finished the rewrites this morning!
Candace: The Curse Of The Princess Monster?!
I think this may be the the first ever In Universe Example of Adaptation Decay.
he producer then explains that at end of the movie, the curse is lifted and this could make her a star.
Meanwhile, Agent P arrives at Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. After a funny Little scene, Doof says has given up evil to pursue cheese making.
Doofenshmirtz: Do You like Stinky Limburger? It's a Doofenshmirtz family recipe. It's not ready yet. It still had to age for 58 and a half years. But who's got that kinda of time? Which is why I created...The Age-accelerator!...inator!
How...awesome.
Anyway, Next scene and Candace is wearing a fruit hat. Once Again:What.
Candace:Wow! Am I doing some tropical dance number?
Phineas: We're trying to get some good camera angles for the chase scene, so we put the camera on a starving monkey.
I've been handing out CMOF's to often. I'll double check to see if this is a real CMOF. Hmmmm, Yes. Yes it is.
Phineas: Okay, that didn't work out. This time we will have the camera on Ferb. Take this sub sandwich. But be careful, Ferb hasn't eaten lunch yet. '
Ok I was wrong before. This entire episode is a CMOF.
After another funny scene, Ferb cleans up Candace's performance in the editing room. And now her head is replaced by that Candace's voice actor, Ashley Tisdale. Awesome.
Later,a sneak preview is shown to some kids, who are the target audience.
We cut back to Doof as he successfully ages his cheese and gives the cheese to Perry. When Doofenshmirtz comes back with crackers, Agent P eats the cheese in one mouthful. He gets pissed of and trys to zap Perry.
Naturally, the ray hits the movies audience, turning them into old people. Like many old people, they hate the film and go home.
Doof puts the ray on it's highest setting and it turns him and Perry into old people. Perry rips his old skin, revealing that he wasn't growing old after all. And Doof stays the same and doesn't turn back. Bet you 5 bucks that he'll back fine in the next episode.
Meanwhile, Phineas tells Candace they put the film on their website and they watch it.
In it, they feature Candace, in a slowed down version of earlier when she yelled at them saying they ruin everything, followed by a globe on a string breaking into a ton of pieces.
That was the best movie I've ever seen.
Phineas: Enjoy it while it lasts Candace. Fame is fleeting.
Ferb: But The Internet is forever
That's True. Very True.
THE END.
Final Thoughts: This might be the best episode in the sereis so far. Like I said before,the entire thing is a CMOF. My only problem? No Song. Other then that,I liked it.
Score:9.4
