As you can tell by the title, this liveblog is going to be all about..Phineas And Ferb.
Awhile back, one troper said that someone should liveblog Phineas And Ferb. I will be that someone.
Yes I've seen this show before. A lot of it actually. ...Ok evrey episode. But...I still wanna do this.
So go to youtube, break out your Phineas And Ferb Merchandise, put on Quirky Worky Song and Let's Watch...Phineas And Ferb.
So the show begins as the titular brothers are hanging out in their backyard. Phineas asks Ferb what he wants to do today but he just shurgs. Oh and then we see they have a pet..platypus...named Perry. Cool. ///
Phineas:I, for one am starting to get bored, and boredom is something of up with which I will not put! The first thing they're going to ask us when we get back to school is what did we do over summer?. I mean, no school for three months? Our lives should be a roller coaster! And I mean a GOOD Rollercoaste. Not like the one we rode at the state fair.
Then we get an amusing CMOF where we see the Rollercoaster they rode at the state fair.
Phineas realizes that's what they should do today: build a rollercoaster
Their Mother, Linda tells them shes going to store to pick up a few things.
Then we meet Candace, their sister. Alot of people of noted that she is bit....unlikable. While I do agree somewhat I don't really think she's completely unlikable. I mean, sure she can be a bit..annoying at times but I've heard she gets better.
Candace: I'm in charge,right? You did tell them I'm in charge.
Linda: Relax Candace. No one has to be in charge
Candace: But what if theirs an emergency?
Candace: What if...a satellite falls out of orbit and crashes into the house?!
Linda: If that happens your in charge
A few minutes later, Candace founds out that Phineas and Ferb are building a Rollercoaster so she runs off to tell Mom.
After that we meet...
Isabella: Isabella Hey, Phineas.
Phineas: Hey, Isabella.
Isabella: Whatcha doin'?
Ah, Isabella, the neighbor with a pretty obvious crush of Phineas. Phineas tells her he's building a Rollercoaster then she leaves.
Phineas: Hey,Where's Perry?
Ok this where things get...weird. We cut to Perry as he..stands up, puts on a Fedora and goes through a secret door on the side of the house.
As you can guess, Perry is really a secret agent. That's kinda of cool. So he heads to his Hideout where we meet his Boss, Major Monogram. Ok they don't tell us his name but we find out later so I'll call him that now.
Monogram informs him that Dr. Doofenshmirtz has bought "80% of the country's tin foil". Makes Sens to me. Agent P heads out.
We cut back to Candace as she is at the store talking to Mom.
Linda: It seems like we've had this conversation before.
Candace: What do you mean?
Linda: I seem to recall you telling me the boys were training monkeys to juggle bicycles. And when I came home, there was a stunning lack of monkeys.
Candace: I still don't know how they cleaned it up so fast.
Heh. That was also funny. Candace informs Mom that Phineas and Ferb are building a Rollercoaster. She understandably doesn't believe her.
Then we abruptly cut to a factory.
Factory Manager: Aren't you a little young to be a roller coaster engineer?
Phineas: Yes, yes I am.
Manager: ...Well, I must say I'm very impressed. The forms all seem to be in order, although I've never seen them filled out in crayon before. So, if there's anything I can get you, anything at all... let me know.
Expect me to say "That Was Funny" alot.
So we cut(we sure to cut to things alot) Agent P as arrives at Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.
'''Dr. Doofenshmirtz:I, Dr. Heiz Doofenshmirtz have covered the entire Eastern Sea Bord in Tin Foil! And when I put my giant Magnet next to my ingenious Magnetism Magnifier I will pull the east in westerly direction thereby reversing rotation of the earth! You may well as your self "Why would he do this? What could he possibly have to gain?" Why let me just answer that by saying... I haven't really worked out all the bugs yet.'''
This guy is officially both awesome and lame at the same time. Mainly Awesome.
Back at the store, Ferb puts up a poster for the Rollercoaster and Candace goes to show mom.
Kid 1: Phineas and Ferb, built a Rollercoaster? Think we get a discount if we bring the flier?
Kid 2: Maybe we better take it
As you would expect, Candace brings Mom over to the Poster to prove she isn't crazy but of course it's gone. Candace screams.
Linda: I see your point, Candace. No crazy person would scream at a post like that. I'll be in the dairy section if you want to come yell at some cheese or anything.
Back at their house, Phineas introduces the Coaster to kids. The Coaster is insanely huge and looks scary as shit. And the kids all raise their hands to go first.
The ride starts and it's...awesome.
Anyway, we cut back to Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated as Agent P escapes from his trap and starts fighting Doof. Doof starts up his Magnet thing and...it doesn't work. Instead, theirs a 2 ton ball of Tin Foil heading straight for them. He obviously didn't think this through.
Perry shuts off the Magnet thing, saving them. But the Tin Foil ball hits Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz: CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!
The magnet attracts the Magnetism Magnifier, which sends a magnetic ray at the track under it, picking up the entire roller coaster.
Perry jumps inside the rollercoaster and the ensuing scene is awesome. The coaster goes off course and goes all over the place ...even France.
Then they end up in space. What.
At that moment, the coaster plummets to the Earth.
Cut back to the House as Linda and Candace arrive. Candace takes her to show that Phineas and Ferb aren't their. But of course they are. The Coaster landed in the tree? Without breaking? Or Injuring anyone Ok calm down. Remember the MST 3 K Mantra.
Isabella: So What are you gonna do Tomorrow?
Phineas: Don't Know yet.
Isabella: Maybe you could teach Perry some tricks.
Phineas: Well he is a Platypus. They don't do much.
Ferb: They're The Only Mammals to lay eggs.
Woah. Ferb Speaks...and with a British Accent. No Wonder he never talks. Also, thats kinda incorrect as according to Wikipedia, long and short nosed echidna also lay eggs.
Phineas: So, Ferb what do you wanna do tomorrow? There's a world of possibilities... Maybe we should make a list!
Then the coaster explodes.
Linda: Give it a rest, Candace!
Once again, that was funny.
So that was Rollercoaster. My final Verdict?
Cons: Not that many to tell you the truth. This episode still seems not all that great when I think about. For a Pilot it's good but it's not as good as some later episodes.
Pros: There are some very funny gags(As if you couldn't tell, The coaster itself lead to some entrain scenes, and Doofenshmirtz Just..Doofenshmirtz.
Final Score: 8.7
Next Episode: Lawn Gnome Beach Party Of Terror.