Issue #2 starts with the story, Triple Trouble (no not that one) and opens just like how Issue #1 did: A very round angry man taking his anger out on a duplicate of a very small blue man. But this time he's taking his anger out, happily! See, he just recently made a new badnik that'll surely kick the poopyshits outta dat dere hedgehog. A monkey (likely powered by apes) named Coconuts! He immediately bombs one of Robotnik's troops, which is a certain sign of quality. Right after this incident, he's sent on the town to blow up hedgehogs. Again, the moment Sonic meets his enemy, he manages to defeat him in record time! Just a page and a half! He plays a game of "Monkey in the Middle" and steals Coconut's coconut-based coconuts, tossing it to Tails (who is also there, sorry I forgot to mention that), who tosses it back, so on and so forth. After a while, they decide to stop being so mean and throw the coconut back to the Coconuts named Coconuts... killing him instantly.
But never fear! Now another robot squad is being sent to defeat the small blue man. These two are robot chicken (before it was cool) Scratch and professional thing that exists Grounder! Grounder has the unique ability to turn his hand into anything he needs, and Scratch can also do things! Unfortunately for the two, Sonic catches them scheming and, after you choose what for him to say (between the choices of "to let Princess Sally know," "because I said so," and "to give the artist more room to draw,") Sonic sends Tails back to base while he takes care of business in... can you guess? That's right! A single page! But wait, it was all a trap! The two manage to trap Sonic... before they bicker, and he gets out in a single page, and defeats them again in another!
Also in this issue was the story Vertigo A-Go-Go! Where Sonic falls into a special zone with Seussian inhabitants Cal and Al. A place where gravity doesn't seem to exist...
Okay, the end!
... yeah that's pretty much the whole story. Just kinda starts and stops.
And this is the second to last page in the whole issue.
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Anyway, bye!
