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In the event that you just clicked this more or less at random and have pretty much no idea what this is, allow me to explain:

Fallout: Equestria is a fanfiction, a crossover between the Fallout series of video games and the cartoon My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It may be the single most popular fanfiction in the entire fandom of the latter. The story is 45 chapters long plus an epilogue and an afterwards, clocks in at a word count higher than War and Peace (unless I'm mistaken one tragically misguided fan put the story on Wikipedia's "list of the longest books ever" page. Obviously it was removed), and has a large fanbase of its own, spawning fan art, fan adaptations, music, and even fanfiction of its own.

Fans have praised it for worldbuilding: the story actually does not go for the usual "character from video game meets ponies" premise a lot of lazy crossovers opt for, and instead works it into the backstory how we get from the universe in the show to the post-apocalyptic radioactive wasteland that we recognize from the Fallout games. Or I would recognize it if I'd played the games. As it is, I am waiting for a sale on Steam or GOG. The main characters of the story are all original characters, and they have been praised as "OC ponies done right" and "the best OC ponies in the fandom." In any case, the protagonist Littlepip is fairly instantly recognizable to many in the fandom, whether or not they've read the story. The story's length also qualifies it as something of an "epic." In any case, it has had praise heaped on it and is considered by many to be the best fanfic in the FiM fandom.

At this point, I have cleared chapter 13. I do not think the story deserves the praise it receives. I view it as horrendously overrated. As I go through the story, I will detail my problems with the story, along with general mockery.

The general Fallout: Equestria thread did not approve of my incessant riffing on the story and suggested I take it to a liveblog. Well, that's what I'll do.

A note that for the parts I have already read (the first thirteen chapters), I will be largely dealing from memory. As such, they will most likely not be as detailed as when I return to the stuff I haven't read. In any case, let's get started. Hopefully this isn't redundant as Perpetual Lurker is also doing a liveblog.

EDIT: It seems my complaining cannot be confined to a single fanfic. As such, I have decided to turn this into a multi-story liveblog!

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Sereg Since: Dec, 1969
Nov 29th 2012 at 12:38:17 AM
I swear, sometimes it seems less like I'm being told a story and more like I'm listening to a therapy session. Wouldn't that be funny. At the end of the story...

Celestia: So, Littlepip, tell me more about your mother. Littlepip: I already said pretty much everything. I mean, she isn't a very fleshed-out character[[/quouteblock]]

[lol] That would have been hilarious! What's funnier is how close you are to the truth!

[[quoteblock]]Blimey, Littlepip's important. It's a marvel that the sun can rise without her involvement. Actually, scratch that, Littlepip is the sun and the world revolves around her.

Oh, you are going to love snarking about one of the perks! And the revelation of just how imnportant Littlepip is!

Littlepip agrees but calls them a bunch of twits, and I'm inclined to agree. This secret society seems sorta stupid.

You have a point! It's like they're all about being cool and mysterious rather than doing anything importanbt!

There's also some bullshit about stars and that laser gun Homage has.

That at least becomes important later.

and you never think to investigate the fucking box?

True! But as I've said before, Fallout Equestria is all about ponies making really stupid decisions!

But yeah, I was really angry with Littlepip over Arbu. I felt that she was murdering people for their eating habits which is totally irrelevant. W Hat next? Gasp! They're wearing leather! They must die! (Still, I thought that she actually improved after Arbu.)

Seraphem Since: Dec, 1969
Nov 29th 2012 at 7:14:45 AM
when their "eating habits" include cannibalism....yeah you kind of deserve it. Granted Lil'pip did take it to far out of rage, but hey, you just found out the friendly people you just killed to defend was a cult of cannibal's that secretly fed you meat from a person, most people wouldn't be thinking all that clearly.

And yet another why the fuck am I reading this of you going on and on bashing it because it's not your personal idea of a good story, and refusing to look at anything in anything but the worst possible light.
Pannic Since: Dec, 1969
Nov 29th 2012 at 7:58:26 AM
It's cause you know you love me, Seraphem. Can't resist my charm and wit.

As for certain perks, yeah, I noticed that bit - "Celestia-tier telepathy, you might just move the sun one day." Of course, I'm condensing stuff down like hell, so there's a fair bit of stuff I don't get around to making fun of.
Sereg Since: Dec, 1969
Nov 29th 2012 at 1:14:23 PM
@Pannic: Ah. Wasn't sure if that had happened yet.

when their "eating habits" include cannibalism....yeah you kind of deserve it.

Why!? Are you seriously telling me that anyone who has ever engaged in cannabalism for any reason (and bear in mind that this is the wasteland) deserve to be murdered!?

Their was literally zero indication that they'd murdered anypony they ate! I finished the story believing that they hadn't!
Pannic Since: Dec, 1969
Nov 29th 2012 at 1:16:03 PM
There's Grandpa Rattle's ledger. We never actually see it, but it's enough to convince Homage that she was totally right.
Seraphem Since: Dec, 1969
Nov 29th 2012 at 1:21:56 PM
eating dead ponies because they had to, okay that's a grey area that might be understandable, killing other ponies just to eat them, that is where you cross the line, and it's pretty damn clear they killed ponies, between the ledger, the secrecy, and the emphasis on having to make and eat your first kill to get your arbu mark.

Yeah while it admittedly doesn't come right out and say it, there is almost no chance arbu wasn't killing ponies to eat them.
Sereg Since: Dec, 1969
Nov 30th 2012 at 4:48:07 AM
Even if they were, Littlepip had no evidence that they were!

What happened to benifit of the doubt!?
Pannic Since: Dec, 1969
Nov 30th 2012 at 8:24:06 AM
Well, it's not like that's ever been one of this character's strong points.
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