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September 21, 2010 (2)

Okay, these next few are little bite-sized bits of crazy. Should be easy enough.

White welfare for Black Race fuels inherent slaughter.

He seems to be confusing white with taxpayer and black race with the impoverished.

Time for some successful negro to provide a counterexample.

God that's a fun meme.

Remember kids, don't help out the less fortunate, because they'll just kill you in return.

Excessive adult debt treats children worse than Dogs.

Yeah, debt sucks and I guess it's unfair to leave it to the next generation. I don't see how it's that bad or relevant, though.

Americans are dumb, taught stupidity and pray to Evil.

More of the same. Maybe he's just summarizing his points, but that would be weird since he hasn't brought up debt before. Gee, maybe he's just bad at communicating.

If scientist can't burn Bible, he is a liar, not scientist.

That's an interesting criterion for being a scientist. Especially since a lot of scientists aren't religious in the first place.

IF YOU CAN'T THINK OPPOSITE OF GOD, YOU CAN'T THINK.

I don't know how to approach this one. I'll just let it speak for itself.

LOVE FOR A QUEER GOD IS EVIL ENOUGH TO KILL YOU.

God's gay? That's new. I wonder why he thinks it can kill you. Maybe he thinks people die because they believe in ON Eism and he can't die because he knows the truth?

YOU CAN"T KILL ME, FOR I AM 82 + CANCER.

[lol]

I AM NOT AN EVIL ONE, I RESPECT MY MOM & DAD.

For a guy that hates God, he sure seems to like the Fifth Commandment.

Is that really all it takes to not be evil? I'm pretty sure he's condemned quite a lot of people who probably respect their parents as evil. Maybe he doesn't see it that way. Really though, this just kind of comes out of left field. But I guess the entire ballpark is left field here.

NO GOD MENTALITY EQUALS MY CUBED INTELLIGENCE.

Again, more of the same. But I wonder if he means people who believe in gods or the gods themselves?

GOD LIED, HE DID NOT CREATE 1 DAY, I CREATED 4 DAYS.

God can't lie if he doesn't exist, dude. Or maybe he thinks there is a god after all? I don't get it.

Anyway, if God never created one day, and you created four days, what did we have in between?

I AM VIVIPAROUS FORM, MADE IN MOTHER, BORN LIVE.

This might be the most nonsensical gibberish I've seen so far. What does viviparous mean? Could it be a word?

"...bringing forth living young rather than eggs, as most mammals and some reptiles and fishes."

Huh. He's got me there.

It's still a weird statement though. He's basically just saying he was born.

Uh, congratulations dude.

I EXIST IN PHENOMENOLOGICAL REALITY, ABOVE GOD.

Translation A: "I perceive reality as it exists, and I am above such things as believing in a god."

Translation B: "I exist in the real world, and am superior to god."

Either is a winner in my book.

IF EVIL ONEISTIC TEACHERS DON'T ANTIPODE, USE EVIL

Antipodes seem to mean two opposite points on a sphere or Earth. I can see how the word would appeal to him, but it doesn't appear to be a verb in standard usage.

Is he suggesting to use evil against the teachers, or is he claiming that they use evil?

Antipodes DENY the existence of God ON Eism.

Okay, sure. Hooray for antipodes, I guess.

I should be embarrassed that this (BAD WORD) of language is expanding my vocabulary.

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