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5* AnnoyingVideoGameHelper: When a friendly lord sieges a fort/town, most likely they're attempting to wait out the defenders to run out of food, rather than building a siege weapon to assault the castle with. Unfortunately this also means you can't siege it yourself during that time, and can be particularly frustrating if it's the last one owned by an enemy faction. Fortunately, in ''Warband'' if you have decent relations with the sieging lord, you can ask him to attack immediately.
6* SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4YynloCjdM&feature=related The main theme.]]
7* BetterOffSold: A byproduct of the looting system. Firstly, you can only get things that your opponents wield (Looters will not magically yield plate armor, for example). Secondly, the quality and quantity of loot is determined by your Looting skill (which serves no other purpose). Thirdly, the more troops and companions you have the less loot you get. The net result is that post-battle looting tends to yield dangerously subpar equipment only fit for selling off. You have a much better chance of finding high quality items by using that money to [[BoringbutPractical go shopping]].
8* BrokenBase: Before ''VideoGame/MountAndBlade'' was picked up by a publisher, they were operating on a "buy now, get a fleshed out version later without added cost" deal similar to ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'' and ''VideoGame/{{Terraria}}'' (which was a now-industry standard "Early Access" arrangement). However, once a publisher picked up the game, the promised improvements were never made to the original ''Mount and Blade''. The improvements were to include better combat, multiplayer, and improvements to sieges and management. Instead they were made into addons that had to be purchased. A segment of the original fandom who had pre-purchased the game were then less then pleased. There were vows to never buy or instead pirate the sequels as they felt they were cheated by the deal. As the game and sequels became cheaper, members of the fandom who felt this way changed their minds and just purchased the now notably cheaper sequels.
9* ComplacentGamingSyndrome: Getting [[MasterOfAll Swadian Knights, Rhodok Sharpshooters, and Nordic Huscarls]], all 3 of which are on the same side of the map. Not only are all of them very good at their roles, the Sharpshooters and Knights also double as even ''more'' heavy infantry in a pinch and Huscarls have throwing axes.
10* ContestedSequel: ''Warband'', the political model and multiplayer were long-requested and popular features, but the changes to combat are divisive, and the "balancing" of cavalry and infantry for multiplayer purposes is ''very'' much hated.
11* CultClassic: It's ugly, frustrating and has ''many'' {{Scrappy Mechanic}}s, but it has a die-hard fanbase and for good reason. There are no other games out there that combine [[RolePlayingGame role-playing]], RealTimeStrategy and third/first person melee combat as well as this one, making for an extremely engrossing experience despite the flaws, and player-created mods have long since stepped in to address the worst issues.
12** The game is actually a very, ''very'' popular under-the-radar classic, far more than most people would realise. When the long-awaited ''VideoGame/MountAndBladeIIBannerlord'' finally emerged into early access release on UsefulNotes/{{Steam}}, it instantly shot right up to near the top of the list of the most-played games on the platform, behind only perpetual list residents ''[[VideoGame/CounterStrike Counter-Strike Global Offensive]], VideoGame/Dota2'' and ''VideoGame/PlayerUnknownsBattlegrounds,'' revealing the long-delayed game to be anticipated beyond what almost anyone could imagine. Not to mention temporarily crashing Steam's Shopping Cart on launch day due to DemandOverload.
13* DemonicSpiders:
14** Khergit horse archers, which is to say, all Khergit cavalry, which is to say, [[PlanetOfHats all Khergit troops]] ([[MagikarpPower sans basic recruits]]). Their horses are fast, so fast they may forever elude you at first, their arrows are omnipresent and will interrupt your attacks, and they come in [[TheHorde hordes]]. As you progress and your party grows, they may be downgraded to GoddamnBats or even to {{Mooks}}.
15** Vaegir Marksmen, the best damn archers in the game. They're insanely accurate, hit for a ''ton'' of damage even against high-ranking troops, and usually turn up in frighteningly large groups. As bad as assaulting castles are in general, trying to conquer Vaegirs is a frickin' ''nightmare''.
16** Enemy cavalry with lances can be this way if you've been on the receiving end of a couched lance attack too many times. Particularly brutal if there's a lot of them.
17** Rhodok Sharpshooters, as well. See the Game Breaker entry down below for details on just how they'll murder anything that's not also a Rhodok with impunity.
18** You might have noticed quite a bit of praise for Nord Huscarls in the page. You can probably now imagine the sort of pain that it is to go ''against'' them. Oh, and don't think cavalry archers will save you, as just one thrown axe is more than capable of taking down anyone short of a steel-clad knight, and since axes swiftly break shields, you're not going to withstand their assault for long.
19** Swadian Knights, there's a reason Heavy Cavalry is considered OP, and Swadian Knights are just the best of those. Instant-death couched lances, extreme durability, even more durable horses, and even if you ''do'' dehorse them, they're a good match for most infantry head-on anyways.
20** Sea Raiders can make your early game a living hell if you start off in Nord territory. They come with better armor and weapons, including ubiquitous shields (where other bandits only ''might'' have shields), than the other faction-specific bandit mobs and have a noticeably higher level and a correspondingly better set of skills and attributes, making them more difficult than regular bandits. And unlike bandits and deserters, who will leave you alone if you pay their fee, there is no option to avoid a Sea Raider fight outside of abandoning some troops or surrendering.
21** ''With Fire and Sword'' brings us the Polish Winged Hussars. Their horses, despite being the equine equivalent of a tank, are quite fast, but it's the guys themselves who are nightmarish, as on the defense front they wear enough heavy armor to shrug off several musket shots, and on the offense front they carry a massive pike which combined with the aforementioned horse gets them frequent {{One Hit Kill}}s. All in all, a LightningBruiser of the nightmarish kind. Worst part? Even tiny 5-man patrols have at least one of these guys.
22** Gunwielding enemies in general in ''WF&S''. This is especially the case for those who have quality firearms and know how to use them like Swedish troops, but even the humble [[ButtMonkey low grade outlaw]] with a [[ReliablyUnreliableGuns Shur Fine Homemade Gun]] can give you grief. They pack an amazing punch against everything, capable of One Hit Killing an unarmored target (including a starting player); and can even significantly wound a player with the ArmorOfInvincibility; they're very accurate since [[EasyLogistics nobody has to worry about things like not seeing through gun smoke]], and they reload at a rapid clip. They make early game hard (unbearable for some) and in numbers can be a serious danger into late game.
23* DifficultySpike: After developing a large enough force to take down bandits, the player is likely going to have a king ask to swear fealty, thus bringing the player into combat with lords. At that time, those lords likely have a larger army then you, and it's going to be a bit difficult rebuilding an army should you get defeated.
24* EnsembleDarkhorse: Bunduk seems to have a lot of fans. Jeremus is also quite popular for his [[FloweryElizabethanEnglish overblown dialogue]] and [[LethalJokeCharacter unexpected utility]] from his army-preserving surgical skills.
25** Sword Sisters. Despite being notoriously difficult to train and the payoff for having trained them not being particularly high, many players seem to be really fond of them. This is probably the reason for their return in ''Bannerlord''.
26* GameBreaker:
27** Anyone on horseback, from a foot-soldier's perspective. And heavy cavalry from ANYONE'S perspective. Justified in that, as a medieval combat simulator, heavily armored, mounted troops really ''were'' the ultimate combat units and that mounted troops really ''did'' have a ridiculous advantage over non-mounted troops.
28*** Speaking of which, dismounting your mounted units (especially horse archers) and use the horses as makeshift meat shields. Because of the game's physics engine that halts all advancing units if their path is blocked by something (including mounts), the AI will simply [[ArtificialStupidity stops itself from charging and slowly turn themselves backwards to find a roundabout]] as they didn't acknowledge the makeshift "wall" as a living unit and they will make no attempt to bring the "wall" down, while you and your dismounted archers can [[CherryTapping pelt down the enemy with no impunity]]. This makes open battle where mounts allowed a cakewalk, even better if your army is in a higher ground, however slight the advantage you get from it. The strategy is downright mandatory in some mods with inflated troop numbers like Pendor, despite horse archers in that mod is a lot smarter and stronger due to the tweaked AI opting for more hit-and-run tactics instead of mindlessly charging the opponent, simply because it allows you to save up your horse archers from being killed more efficiently than having a proper frontline.
29** The multiplayer in ''Warband'' has the Rhodok faction. Warhammers will instantly kill lightly armoured opponents, do crippling amounts to medium armour users, knock the player to the ground and ignore blocking shields, crossbows are very easy to aim suffering only for the reloading time, finally the cleavers, with the exception of the two-handed variant, deal a lot more damage than most other single-handed weapons and still allow the player to use a shield. The verging part comes from their armour being mostly shoddy, with their best torso armour costing more than most players will ever get in multiplayer matches. Considering that the Khergits, Sarranids and Vaegirs lack any heavy armour with a cheap price tag, or have only light armour, it makes the damn Rhodok warhammer the bane of any players on foot from those factions.
30** In ''With Fire and Sword'', the caravan system. Getting enough money to start trading some certain goods can and will make money really fast to outfit your characters with best weapons in the game and outfit mercenaries with best gear in a pretty short time. [[NintendoHard Good luck getting that much money in the first place, however.]]
31** Nordic Huscarls. 20 or more in a tight formation easily become unstoppable. Storming/defending a castle, holding against cavalry in the open plains. Odds that were once reason to run and hide are now reason to sit down and dare the enemy to bring a friend or fifty. They were absolutely ''insane'' in the original release, leading to them being nerfed in ''Warband-'' now they're "only" the best melee infantry in the game.
32** Rhodok Sharpshooters[[note]]Even vastly more broken than the above-mentioned Huscarls.[[/note]]. They wield the powerful Siege Crossbow, which inflicts sixty-so damage (in a game that deals with HP in the 50-100 realm) per hit. On top of that, they're almost pinpoint accurate with it, hitting distant targets more than most other archers. At first, this seems alright, considering that cavalry or even infantry make short work of archers when they close the distance between the two. But this isn't the case with the Rhodok Sharpshooters. Oh, no. The Rhodoks are very well versed defensive fighters, as shown in their Anti-Cavalry/Anti-{{ZergRush}} Pikemen and other units. But what does this mean for the Sharpshooters? It means that they get a massive board shield that absolutely NONE of the other Factions' archers ever receive. This allows them to soak up damage to their shields while your infantry's swords ping harmlessly off of the largest shield in the game; all the while, the Sharpshooters are getting hits in between swings, cutting down the poor infantry or cavalry that happened to charge them.
33** Even off their horses, Swadian Knights are combat monsters essentially unmatched in a melee. Used carefully, it's entirely possible to take a major city or castle with a fifth/fourth the defenders' numbers in Swadian knights and only lose a handful of them, if any.
34** Top-tier armor, specially the heaviest kinds like heavy plate, etc. You are slower (on foot) than a pregnant whale, of course, but how is that an inconvenience when 5 out of 6 times you are hit you won't take a single point of damage[[note]]Even under full-damage rules[[/note]]? There's a reason why they are the most expensive items in the game by a huge margin. Second-best armors are way cheaper, and while they won't make your character effectively immortal, they improve survivability tenfold.
35*** Playing without the handicap, both the player and their heavy infantry/cavalry in the game suddenly become MUCH more squishy, since the damage reduction handicap is applied BEFORE armor calculations which makes heavy armors MUCH more effective then they're supposed to be. In battles where 20 Huskys or Swadian knights could crush a 100+ man armor without a single loss, they'll suddenly find themselves being completely wiped out with usually 2 to 1 death odds in the enemy's favor. A no handicap game does require actually paying attention and using strategy, either by working around a faction's weakness if you're playing straight faction or seeking out troops from other nations to cover those weaknesses (aka Huskys, Swadian knights, and Rhodok sharpshooters as the only units in your army).
36** The Surgery skill. Getting a 4% increased survival rate per point doesn't sound like much, but one must take into account that soldiers that live longer get more experience, which makes them stronger and much harder to kill. Strong soldiers make it easier to win battles, and gather more experience for themselves and new recruits thanks to LeakedExperience, which become harder to kill... Such a snowball effect becomes noticeable as low as level 3 or 4 in the skill [[note]] Keep in mind, that 4% per rank is added to the passive 25% chance to be wounded you already had, ending up at 85%, if you manage to hit the full 15 possible party skill score (requires the use of the surgery reference book (+1 while in the inventory) and the PC with 10 surgery, since the PC gets an extra +4 bonus to skill checks on party skills they know themselves at rank 10, contrary to some other sources you do NOT need other [=NPCs=] with the skill for this to happen and it works even if completely solo and for any party skill that has a reference manual (or 14 if a skill lacks a reference manual like first-aid (which in the unmodded game they added 2 copies of Wound management instead of 1 of each medical skill...the WM books do not stack)[[/note]].
37* GoddamnedBats: In ''With Fire and Sword'', at early levels, just about anyone with a firearm, down to and including most of the bandits in the game. It'll be a loooong time until you can survive a musket shot, so you either spend several minutes just dodging until you exhaust all their ammo, use clever maneuvering and the terrain to get the drop on one at a time and whittle them down, or risk being blasted off your horse by a lucky shot from some filthy brigand who can barely aim his makeshift gun.
38* GoodBadBugs: The ammo respawn bug, which reappeared several times during the development and is still present in the final version of the original ''Mount & Blade'' (it has been fixed in ''Warband'' several years after its release). Things like arrows or javelins come in stacks which replenish after each battle, but the bug causes them to replenish every time the inventory screen is opened (which can be done mid-battle by accessing the baggage chest at the spawn point), thus saving a few inventory slots that would otherwise have to be dedicated to carrying spare stacks.
39* LowTierLetdown:
40** Nobody likes the Khergits as allies, because they're so utterly useless in sieges and in the field. The root of the problem is that most cavalry archers have the same A.I. as melee cavalry units, which translate into them [[ArtificialStupidity charging towards enemy ranks like how Swadian knights would do with their lances]] rather than performing hit-and-run tactics like a sensible person would do (some horse archers actually circle their targets while firing, and they're far more effective as a result), and as such they're easily stopped by a decent shield formation and easily obliterated with a barrage of arrows, even the Veteran Horse Archers. Veteran Horse Archers are the best when dismounted and put in the same rank as your other archers, but then again you're better hiring Sarranids Master Archers or Vaegir Marksman if you really want a reliable archer unit.
41** Polearms, specifically when equipped in tandem with shield. Outside of horseback or used by an anti-cavalry unit, polearms are essentially outclassed by everything else that also allows you to use a shield since you can only use the thrust attack, which can be easily blocked even within short timing. They're best wielded with both hands since you can actually swipe off enemies with it and block in four directions, but their damage per strike is much lower compared to swords and maces.
42** Katrin is usually considered the weakest hero in the game for having a predetermined 7 wasted skill points in Inventory Management, a skill that benefits nobody except the protagonist, and very spread out stats at a high joining level which renders her [[MasterOfNone good at nothing in particular]].
43* MemeticMutation:
44** "This thread receives an Official Frodogorn Seal of Approval" [[http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f230/TaleWorlds/official_frodogorn_seal_of_approval.png]]
45** An old bug in the game would cause certain villages to produce hundreds of tubs of butter when looted instead of the usual stuff. Players also discovered that King Harlaus of Swadia is greedy and likes to keep all of his fiefs for himself, and he also frequently hosts feasts. This lead to an in-joke among players that King Harlaus is hoarding all of the butter for himself. Players still joke about it to this day.
46** The voiced lines some of the [=NPCs=] have are insanely quotable. Favorites include "It's almost harvesting season!", proclaimed by peasants the player attacks, and "I will drink from your skull!", spoken by the hilariously [[LargeHam hammy]] Sea Raiders, but "Away with you, vile beggar!" and "Less talking, more raiding!" are also popular.
47** "All I want is a release date so I can sleep at night." [[labelnote:Explanation]]The developer blogs for Bannerlord are filled with this exact comment due to the refusal of Taleworlds to provide even a token possible release date for the game. Since the Early Access Announcement, this has died down quite a bit.[[/labelnote]]
48** "Jeremus has been knocked unconscious.''[[note]]Jeremus tends to get knocked out frequently due his low-level combat skills, but it's very common to see him in parties as players recruit him due his high-level medicine skills[[/note]]
49* ObviousBeta:
50** ''Warband'' was a clear example of such, down to debugging info and messages in the vein of "this feature is not yet implemented" being shown in the 'final' version. To their credit, though, TW started cranking out patches at an impressive rate to avert this.
51** Continuing a [=TaleWorlds=] tradition, the initial release of ''With Fire and Sword'' sees bugs and absurdities abound and key features missing. It's a little better presented than ''Warband'''s initial release was was but it's still clearly incomplete.
52* ParanoiaFuel: Some of the mods have added large landmarks to the arenas. Combine this with the A.I. always tracking the player's location, and quite a few arena matches will devole into paranoid running away from anything large in fear that that last swordsman is about to leap out and cut you down.
53* PortingDisaster: The Mac OS X and Linux version suffers from frequent crashing, with known workaround being turning down the graphics settings ''even if the PC is far more powerful enough for the game''.
54* SoOkayItsAverage: ''Fire & Sword'' is considered this by many for being a very competently-made standalone game with a few decent additions and quality-of-life improvements over the original game and ''Warband'' but marred by an uninspired and boring overworld, confusing (and easily breakable) storylines, some bad design choices and lacking the depth of ''Warband''.
55* QuicksandBox: The period between early in the game (when you take on many modest-paying side-quests to amass wealth and gain favor of lords and factions) and late in the game (when you have an army large enough to take over the world or follow a claimant quest) when you basically have very little to do but fight bandits, [[LevelGrinding level-grind]], and expand your army up to 10, then to 20, then to 30, to 40, to 50... fight bandits, take all their stuff, sell it at the nearest castle town, repeat, until you have an army of 100 and can start to really do some interesting stuff.
56* TheScrappy: Many players dislike Matheld (a possible Nord companion) for being a RichBitch with a superiority complex. The fact that she's coded as incompatible with NiceGirl Ymira and useful healer Jeremus makes her a liability if you need the latter in the early game since both will inevitably fight over nothing which could cause Jeremus to leave the party after some time.
57* ScrappyMechanic:
58** Laying siege to towns and castles is utterly broken. You never get to choose which method of assault you use (it's predetermined for each castle/town) and while some of them make it fairly easy (double ladders wide enough to drive a truck up) some of them are utterly worthless- trying to send 200 men up a extremely steep ramp wide enough to accomadate approximately 1 1/2 men, flanked on either side by defended towers full of men with crossbows, can teach you the true meaning of "meat grinder". It's EASILY possible to end up losing entire armies just trying to get onto the walls, especially if they're defended by a lord in heavy armour with a two-handed weapon. You generally need at least 3-1 odds to capture one and considering that towns generally have garrisons of at least 300 men... And if you try to be true to history and starve them out, you'll unfortunately find that [[TheComputerIsACheatingBastard AI opponents don't need food]]. If you had the bright idea of having your men line up in a shieldwall at the edge of the battlefield to wait until the enemy runs out of arrows before charging, you'll find that [[TheComputerIsACheatingBastard AI opponents have infinite ammunition as well]]. If you are the marshal of a faction and order a number of allied lords to fight with you, you can use them [[WeHaveReserves to let you overwhelm the walls by weight of numbers]]... except [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny they have the attention span of a stunned goldfish]], causing them to wander off away from the siege or chase passing peasants just before you finish assembling the siege tower, leaving you either to storm the walls alone or wait until they're done and (hopefully) come back.
59*** A particularly irritating habit during sieges is for newly spawned defenders to race to defend the walls, even if the attacking side have already overcome them and are now standing in the courtyard, [[HollywoodTactics disregarding all sense of logic]]. This will cause your attacking units to turn around and chase them back onto the walls, all while getting shot at from behind by archers or crossbowmen from the courtyard. Worse yet, sometimes this is outright necessary, because the next batch of defenders won't spawn, until you've taken care of enough of those enemies uselessly standing around on the walls defending nothing of tactical interest, even if you control the entire courtyard.
60** Ïf you ever get faced in a tournament against a single opponent in a jousting match (i.e. both of you wield lances) you might want to open a beer for the occasion, as you are going to spend minutes circling around each other trying to get a decent angle to charge. Your best hope in this situation is to try to get your rival to crash into a wall or take out their horse, since at least then they can't take you out...
61*** A good tactic in such situations (especially in Praven, where all participants are given lances and horses) is to [[ViolationOfCommonSense simply dismount, unequip your shield and charge the opponents from behind on foot]]. Your damage output won't be amazing, but you will do actual damage per hit and you'll have way better maneuverability than when you're mounted.
62** In tournaments, the equipment you are given is randomly chosen from a pool of weapons (which is different for each town). Since your weapons are randomized each round, you are bound to get weapons you have no proficiency with in at least one round. Weapon randomization can leave you in almost unwinnable situations too; such as being handed a bow and expected to defeat a mounted, sword-and-shield wielding [[BloodKnight Dranton]].
63** Any time you have to drive cattle: they ''run from your party'' instead of following it. Making cattle follow the party is a popular feature added by a lot of mods.
64** ''With Fire and Sword'' made it impossible to recruit from villages after a while if you're not aligned with their nation, making cheap recruits become a hassle to obtain, and making it nigh-impossible for veterans of the original to build up their armies. Perhaps to offset this, mercenary camps were added, and you can buy mercenaries in bulk, but they are almost twice as expensive at least.
65** The auto-resolve option is infamously unbalanced, often resulting in what can best be described as a CrackDefeat for the player's army. And if, for whatever reason, the player character is not in a state to join the battle themselves, [[ThisIsGonnaSuck then there may be no choice but to click on it]].
66** The mere fact that enemy Kings and Lords can [[MyRulesAreNotYourRules replenish their huge armies within 1-2 ingame days]] from a single castle/town is absurdly aggravating. A player can spend a couple ingame months just whittling a faction down to a single fief, turn away to deal with invaders elsewhere, then glance to a sudden sea of newly-acquired enemy territory. It is almost impossible to actually defeat any faction with this.
67** As of the 1.153 patch for Mount and Blade Warband, daily waves of indicted Lords. At around 300-600 days, Kings from all factions will constantly indict their Vassals for treason at the drop of a hat each day. This causes wide swathes of their territory to remain unclaimed, which means smaller armies to fight in the endless wars. Even if they start granting territory to one, it is no guarantee that they will remain at all. A player is often the sole vassal who actually sticks around for more than a week, meaning they are the only one who can actually fight enemies off. If this goes on enough, some lords may even [[PermanentlyMissableContent permanently leave Calradia]].
68* SpiritualLicensee: Because of the gritty third-or-first-person ground-level view of medieval battles and skirmishes, the absence of magic, monsters or other overt fantasy elements, and the {{Fantasy Counterpart Culture}}s, ''Mount & Blade''/''Warband'' can feel like a licensed game for HistoricalFiction novels - especially action-packed works by Creator/BernardCornwell and other authors. Playing as the Vaegirs, Rhodoks and Swadians with their knights, archers and crossbowmen can feel like Cornwell's ''Literature/TheGrailQuest'', about UsefulNotes/TheHundredYearsWar. Playing as the [[DarkAgeEurope slightly retro]] Nords can remind one of Cornwell's ''Literature/TheSaxonStories'' about the Dark Ages English and Vikings/Danes. Playing as the Khergits can evoke Conn iggulden's ''Literature/{{Conqueror}}'' series about the rise of the Mongols as a world power. The lead developer actually {{Squee}}d when presented with one of the Grail Quest books by an interviewer, and acknowledged Cornwell as an influence.
69** Also, arguably, deliberately invoked; the game was built ground-up to not just support, but encourage modding. As a result, there have been a lot of mods made for this game, ranging from all sorts of historical settings like Rome, Japan, Dark Ages Britain (Brytenwalda, which the devs later helped make the Viking Conquest official DLC), and more. There are also tons of mods transporting the game into fictional settings, from ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'' (or, as you might know it, ''Series/GameOfThrones''), to ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'' to ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer}}'' and even into ''Franchise/StarWars''. In short, if it's a popular enough setting, there's a decent chance someone has made a mod turning ''M&B'' into it.
70* SpiritualSuccessor: To VideoGame/SidMeiersPirates.
71* ThatOneLevel:
72** Tihr. While in all other cities establishing a foothold on the enemy wall after surviving the hail of arrows and climbing the ladder is the decisive step towards victory, in Tihr it only means you are now within the line of fire of archers on the second wall. Which you can only reach by navigating an obstacle course of [[InsurmountableWaistHeightFence rickety wooden railings]], [[InvisibleWall invisible walls]], spike filled dikes and more ladders.
73** Castle Grunwalder, where in addition to there being a substantial run to the castle from your starting position, the single ladder given to you is covered by at least three angles of fire from the walls. It doesn't help that initial controllers of it are the aforementioned Rhodoks, who certainly do ''not'' need any more help with defending their territory as the best defensive faction in the game. Many mods fix this by adding several more ladders.
74** At one castle there's no ladder or siege tower outside the walls. Instead, the gates are ''wide open'' and you assault the castle by entering through the gates and then attacking the walls from inside. With dozens of archer units on said walls pouring a murderous hail of arrows into you. Oh, and it gets worse: By default it's a Vaegirs castle, which means you're up against ''[[DemonicSpiders the best damn archer units in the entire fricken' game]]''!!!
75* TheyChangedItNowItSucks: ''With Fire and Sword'' single-player campaign does not have any background choices of any kind, and the player character must always be male. A later patch removed the gender restriction, but not the background one.

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