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1	->'''Ryuk and Light:''' No thanks... I'm much too busy staring at nothing...
2	->'''Voice Over:''' And thus our heroes found a common interest...
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4	A Manga/DeathNote AbridgedSeries by [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtfZ4H_8SgU HikariPop]]. 4 abridged episodes, as well as [[GagDub gag dubs]], [[YouTubePoop YouTube poops]] and [[FanVid FanVids]]...
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6	!!This work provides examples of:
7	* AntiRoleModel: Light is a [[EscapistCharacter cool nerd]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial never to be looked up to by the audience.]]
8	* ArbitrarySkepticism
9	* ArousedByTheirVoice:
10	--->'''Light:''' "Tell you what, I'm going to molest you... with my vocal cords and make you have the ultimate orgasm. That will make you want me."
11	* AssholeVictim
12	* AtrociousAlias: Ryuk is amused by the name Light's Internet fans give him: "The Legend of snicker ''Kira'' the Savior."
13	* BeautyEqualsGoodness: "Time to kill more ugly people... I mean criminals."
14	* BerserkButton: Light goes into a rampage after Lind smiles at him.
15	--> '''Light:''' I consider myself a very calm person........ AND HOW YOU MAKE FUN OF BRITNEY SPEARES!"
16	** Meanwhile:
17	--> '''L:''' "I'm a strawberry."
18	--> '''Light:''' "Doesn't that mean... you're a fruit?"
19	--> '''L:''' "'''No.'''" (kicks in the face)
20	* BigNo:
21	--> '''Light:''' "You left your penis on the bus.
22	--> '''Raye:''' "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
23	* BlackComedyRape: "Rape is undesirable when ugly people are doing it."
24	* BrokenRecord: "You put your right hand in. You put your right hand in."
25	* CharacterCatchphrase: "Most people wouldn’t X... BUT I WOULD!!!!" "DEATH TO THE UGGOS!!"
26	* CloudCuckooLander: L. "Now put this strawberry to bed. Be careful. That's a sensitive strawberry."
27	** "Hey, I'm a strawberry."
28	* CrazyJealousGuy: Ryuk
29	* CrossDressingVoices
30	* CurseCutShort: "The fu-bleeeeep"
31	* EvilLaugh: In DND VII Light laughs a good twenty seconds. "You have no idea, do you? That I... am the ultimate dancer."
32	* FunnyForeigner: "These guys are terrible foreigners. They fail to have amusing accents."
33	* GagDub: The "DND series" is an extreme version and is completely random compared to other works.
34	* HehHehYouSaidX: Ryuk giggles at the word "fuck".
35	* HeliumSpeech: The Helium Note Episode.
36	--> '''Near:''' "No questions about why I sound like a hamster please."
37	* IgnoredEpiphany:
38	-->'''L:''' Woah, maybe I should lay off the sugar for a while... ({{Beat}}) NAAAAAAAAAAH!
39	* IShallTauntYou: "Kira is a retard! Nah nah nah nah nah!"
40	* InformedAbility:
41	--> '''Light:''' Oh yeah, the proof for the viewers that I'm very smart.
42	--> '''Sachiko:''' (''reading test scores'') Oh my, you're very smart.
43	--> '''Light:''' Yeah well, I'm going to go to my room and stare at [[ArtifactOfDoom a book.]]
44	--> '''Sachiko:''' [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments Good. That's what smart people do!]]
45	* InsultBackfire: "...You say that like it's a bad thing."
46	* JerkAss: L and Near.
47	* LastRequest:
48	--> "I have one last request. I want you to kill [[ComicBook/SpiderMan Peter Parker]]. And now I request for one more thing. Get the [bleep] out of my office, you damn bitch."
49	* LethalChef: "Who put skulls in my soup bowl again!"
50	** [[ItCameFromTheFridge "Hey, Ryuk! Want my soup?]] [[NoodleIncident I promise I didn't put my boogers in it again!"]]
51	* TheManInTheMirrorTalksBack: L's reflection in his tea tries to convince him that he should go on a murderous rampage and steal doughnuts.
52	* MarriedToTheJob: Light.
53	--> '''Ryuk:''' "So you're going to spend all your time writing in the Death Note instead of having any kind of social life."
54	* MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate: Dr Schorks, damn man never washes his hands!
55	* MotorMouth: Ryuk at the end of episode three.
56	* TheMovie
57	* OneLetterName:
58	--> '''Man 1:''' This is ridiculous. Let's let L solve the case.
59	--> '''Man 2:''' Poor guy thinks the alphabet will solve the case.
60	* OrphanedSeries: Due to a computer that is "getting shittier by the second" [=HikariPop=] has been unable to make and edit new videos since August 2011.
61	* PhraseCatcher: Light. "Why you gotta be a nerd?"
62	* PrettyBoy: "Nice hair but mine's prettier."
63	--> '''Light:''' "How could I lose a beauty contest to Leonardo [=DiCaprio=]. WHATAREYOULOOKINGATYOUFUCKINGSHINIGAMI?!"
64	* PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy: Watari speaks like a stereotypical black man... Mother'fo.
65	* {{Pun}}: "A serial rapist is on the loose and he's not just raping cereal anymore."
66	* ScreamsLikeALittleGirl: Matsuda.
67	* [[SeriousBusiness SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!!]]: Killing ugly people is serious business.
68	* ShamelessSelfPromoter:
69	--> '''Ryuk:''' I saw you [Light], you made that website yourself!
70	* ShoutOut: to ''Literature/{{Holes}}'', ''Film/TheExorcist'', ''Series/DesperateHousewives'', ''Film/MissionImpossible1996'', and ''ComicBook/SpiderMan''. The exclamation mark sound from ''VideoGame/MetalGear'' is also used. And tons more here: [[https://www.youtube.com/user/Hikaripop#p/u/48/ArB6RbuR6Is]]
71	* SmartPeoplePlayChess
72	* StraightGay: Light (he's bisexual). After Ryuk tells him he's being stalked he first asked if it was his ex-boyfriend. He still refers to Ryuk as a "fag" though.
73	* SmallNameBigEgo: Light
74	* TextbookHumor: "If one guy gives you a beer, okay and you’ve already had two beers then what are the odds you'll get drunk off your ass?"
75	* ThisIsForEmphasisBitch
76	* TokyoIsTheCenterOfTheUniverse: Justified, L says Kira has to be in Japan because of their hairstyles and giant robots.
77	* TooDumbToLive: Raye lampshades and points out every single hole in his plan in incredible detail. Still does everything wrong though.
78	* TotallyRadical: "Hamsters are pimpin'."
79	* TheUnintelligible: L's voice filter.
80	%%* ViolationOfCommonSense
81	%%* VitriolicBestBuds: Light and Ryuk
82	* WithCatLikeTread: Raye Penber stalks Light while loudly humming the ''Film/MissionImpossible'' theme.
83	* YaoiFangirl: A group of them are discussing fanfiction in the first episode.
84	* YouAreNotAlone:
85	--> '''Ryuk:''' Death Gods are lazy. We just kill people so we don't die! We don't serve any purpose!
86	--> '''Light:''' Ahh. I think you Shinigami are very special, Ryuk.
87	--> '''Ryuk:''' Really?
88	--> '''Light:''' Yeah. Too bad you guys are all ugly as fuck.
89	* YourMom:
90	--> '''Mello:''' (to somebody else) "When are you gonna die?!"
91	--> '''Near:''' "Your mum."
92	--> '''Everybody:''' "..."

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