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1	''Cox and Combes' Washington'' is a 2½-minute long musical short created by Creator/BradNeely. The short was what first garnered Neely the attention of Super Deluxe.com. As its name suggests the short centered around a MemeticBadass revision of UsefulNotes/GeorgeWashington as narrated by the CreasedComics characters Cox and Combes. The short derives its humor mostly from visual gags and the larger than larger than life exploits of George Washington.
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3	Can be seen [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRom1Rz8OA&pp=ygUPd2FzaGluZ3RvbiBzb25n here]].
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5	!The Short includes the following tropes:
6	* AcidPool: Washington dunks an opponent's wife's hand into a jar of acid. At a party.
7	* AnachronismStew: Washington picking up a telephone
8	* AmbiguouslyGay: Cox and Combes seem a bit too concerned with how many testicles and/or penises George Washington possessed.
9	%%* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking
10	* AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever: ''Twelve stories tall made of radiation. The present beware, the future beware, he's coming, he's coming.''
11	* BagOfHolding: Washington somehow manages to stuff several horses into his pocket.
12	* BigEater: At one point Washington apparently eats the entire rear half of a nearby deer with a single bite.
13	* BodyHorror: Washington apparently has both a brain in his head AND in place of his heart, and his body is allegedly covered from head to toe in penises.
14	* BrainFood: Washington eats the brains of his enemies.
15	* ComboPlatterPowers: Washington is shown to shoot lasers, fly, have super strength, control water, kick people in half, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking swordfight]]. He's also shown transforming into a centaur at one point, though it's not made clear if this is one of his powers or just something that happened.
16	* CoolHorse: His is made out of crystal.
17	%%* EvenTheGuysWantHim
18	* DarkAndTroubledPast: Washington killed his sensei in a duel, but never said why. The animation shows him blinking back tears after doing so.
19	* EyeBeams: How Washington kills with a stare.
20	* HeroicComedicSociopath: Washington again.
21	-->''"Washington, Washington/ Six foot 20, fucking killing for fun."''
22	* HistoricalBadassUpgrade: Though it's irrefutably true that Washington performed most of the actions in the video, Cox and Combes give him several extra penises.
23	* HookersAndBlow: Washington INVENTED cocaine.
24	* InsistentTerminology: His enemies are always called "opponents".
25	* InterspeciesRomance: He fucks the shit out of bears.
26	* KickTheDog: Plenty of it on Washington's part. It's balanced out by the fact that [[PetTheDog he's the loving owner of a pet Schnauzer.]]
27	* MadeOfPlasticine: Washington's opponents, although it's also possible that he really is strong enough to kick a man in half.
28	* ManlyTears: When Washington kills his sensei in a duel. (But never says why.)
29	* NoodleIncident: Most of the song, but the "killed a sensei in a duel and never said why" and throwing a knife into heaven stand out.
30	* PetTheDog: Washington saving children... [[MoralMyopia as long as they're not British]].
31	%%* RuleOfFunny
32	* RunningGag: Washington's height increases each time it's mentioned.
33	* ShoutOut:
34	** Two to Music/{{Prince}}: on the line "Sue me if I go to fast," itself a lyric from "1999," one of the characters brandishes the Purple One's custom "Love Symbol" guitar. Later, it's said that Washington has a (literal) "pocket full of horses," which paraphrases a line from "Little Red Corvette" which is slang for having condoms.
35	** Instead of just crossing the Delaware, Washington parts it [[Literature/TheBible ala Moses]].

Context WebAnimation / CoxAndCombesWashington