Line #55 WMG/CinemaSins


1	[[WMG: At one point, [=CinemaSins=] will analyze ''Film/WereTheMillers'', which ''does'' contain a lapdance.]]
2	And once they get to it, all of the movie's sins will be forgiven.
3	* ''Film/KickAss'' was noted for having "lap dance plus intercourse", and still had 70 sins.
4	* The "actually has a lapdance" joke goes as far back as ''Film/{{Looper}}''.
5	* "Batman & Robin" has one, but no sins were forgiven. "This scene does not contain a lapdance... oh"
6	** I recall it being "scene does not contain a lap- oh f*ck it."
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8	[[WMG: The first animated movie analyzed by [=CinemaSins=] will be ''WesternAnimation/{{Frozen\|2013}}''.]]
9	It's popular enough.
10	* WebVideo/ScreenJunkies even did an Honest Trailer for it, and it was their first animated one. It's not too far fetched that [=CinemaSins=] will do it as well.
11	* It's the first Website/YouTube autocomplete result when you type in "everything wrong with". It's ''definitely'' popular enough.
12	* June 5th, 2014 will have "the most requested sins video of all time". Since out of the top five highest grossing films of all time, they've done the top three and are already working towards the last ''Harry Potter'' movie, fingers crossed.
13	** Confirmed, everything wrong with ''Frozen'' was the first animated sins video. However, the June 5, 2014 video was ''Dragonball Evolution'', which was "the most requested sins video of all time" for [[BileFascination much different reasons]] than ''Frozen''.
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15	[[WMG: Related to the Frozen one, [=CinemaSins=] is racist against cartoon characters]]
16	Ever notice how they keep saying "even in the cartoon world" when questioning the laws of physics, even though we all know it's clearly not that kind of cartoon?
17	* That's racist. [=ding=]
18	* In "Everything Wrong With Cinderella", they apparently don't think animated women can be as sexy as real women.
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20	[[WMG: Eventually they'll do an "Everything Wrong With ''Film/{{Signs}}''"]]
21	...And one sin will be "the aliens from "''Signs''" have the same weakness as [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment the aliens from "]]''[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Signs"]]''"
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23	* Confirmed. You were spot on.
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25	[[WMG: [=CinemaSins=] will do ''Film/SmallSoldiers'', which had a young Kirsten Dunst]]
26	And when they find her tied up, they'll say "[[ActorAllusion "Mary Jane]] [[DamselScrappy is in some kind of danger" cliché]]"
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28	[[WMG:WesternAnimation/BigHero6 will be featured in a video.]]
29	[[http://cinema-sins.tumblr.com/post/105031511453/what-i-want-to-see-next Confirmed.]]
30
31	[[WMG: There will be a sins video for ''WesternAnimation/WreckItRalph''.]]
32	The creators have made it known they like the movie, and they tend to sin movies they like to add to the "No movie is without sin" theme.
33	* Most likely it will be released around the time ''WesternAnimation/RalphBreaksTheInternet'' hits theaters.
34	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYRpwXHkl3I It is released]] as of November 13, 2018.
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36	[[WMG: Their "Everything Wrong With ''Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron''" video will include the following:]]
37	* One of the stingers will have the ObligatoryJoke about [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Ultron being out of piranhas]].
38	** Bonus points if one of the sins is regarding the fact that a film written and directed by Creator/JossWhedon and starring Creator/RobertDowneyJr, Creator/ChrisEvans, and Creator/JeremyRenner actually ''doesn't'' include said ObligatoryJoke.
39	* At least one instance of "Scene does not include a lapdance".
40	* "Creator/AndySerkis is playing a human in this scene" ''Ding''
41	* "Creator/ScarlettJohansson / Creator/ElizabethOlsen / Creator/CobieSmulders is not my girlfriend in this scene" ''Ding''
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43	All {{Jossed}}, unfortunately. [[note]]The closest they got to any of the above was that there was a "Elizabeth Olsen is not my girlfriend in this scene" on "Everything Wrong With ''Film/CaptainAmericaTheWinterSoldier''" regarding TheStinger.[[/note]]
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45	[[WMG: There will be "Everything Wrong With ''WesternAnimation/InsideOut''"]]
46	* 44 seconds of logos. Ding
47	* Narration Ding (confirmed)
48	* San Francisco? Hope they bump into Hiro and Baymax.Ding (Jossed)
49	* Joy is a dick to Sadness Ding
50	* And [[spoiler:Bing Bong's death]] will result in at least one sin being removed. (Jossed)
51	* How did she not notice Riley taking her credit card? Ding (Jossed)
52	* the Sentence will be the Circle of Sadness (All of the sadness stays inside of it.)
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54	[[WMG: There will be "Everything Wrong With ''{{Film/Descendants}}''"]]
55	* They made [[WesternAnimation/OneHundredAndOneDalmatians Cruella de Vil]] [[RaceLift a black woman?]] That's racist. Ding
56	* There is literally only [[SwissCheeseSecurity one security guard in a museum with things can easily be stolen.]]
57	* [[DeusExMachina Doug ex Machina]] (when Doug stands up for Evie).
58	* At least a couple of "Scene Does Not Contain A Lap dance" Gags.
59	* The Sentence will be "Grounded For Life" ("You'll be grounded for life, missy.")
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61	[[WMG: There will be "Everything wrong with ''{{Film/Deadpool\|2016}}''".]]
62	* Deadpool would be excellent at Cinemasins.
63	* Deadpool would be EXCELLENT at Cinemasins.
64	* Deadpool would be - a f*ck it.
65	* (At the beginning of the sex montage) Morena Baccarin isn't my girlfriend in this scene.
66	** (At part of the sex montage involving pegging) Never mind.
67	*** So, would that result in them ''removing'' a sin for that scene?
68	* The Deadpool video is so long in coming because Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool will be a guest narrator, and they're waiting for schedules to synch up. He did it for Honest Trailers, after all.
69
70	[[WMG: There will be "Everything Wrong With ''Film/TheFifthWave''".]]
71	* Starting with a Narration cliché.
72	* "Aw, sh*t. They dragged poor Chloë Grace Moretz into this, didn't they?"
73	* Five "Roll credits" gags in a row.
74	* "Discount Film/IndependenceDay."
75
76	[[WMG: They will eventually sin ''WesternAnimation/TheSpongeBobMovieSpongeOutOfWater'']]
77	* Annoying off-key version of the theme song tries to match what the first movie did when it had the pirates singing it.
78	* [=SpongeBob=] has been working at the Krusty Krab for over 15 years and he can't even memorize the formula? I call bullsh** on that. Ding
79	* [[Creator/KevinMichaelRichardson Kevin Seagull Richardson]]. Ding
80	* "Secret ingredient is love" cliche. Ding
81	* Trippy time-travel sequence is trippy. Ding
82	* [[Film/AustinPowers Dolphins with frikin' lasers attached to their heads!]] Ding
83	* Unlike what the title promised, [=SpongeBob=] and his friends don't come out of water until the last 20 minutes or so. Ding
84	* The majority of jokes in this movie are call-backs to jokes used in older [=SpongeBob=] episodes. Ding
85	* Plankton-Hulk ex Machina. Ding
86	* '''Sentence''': [=SpongeBob=] laugh torture
87	** And why not do [[WesternAnimation/TheSpongeBobSquarePantsMovie the first movie]] while they're at it?
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89	[[WMG:There will be "Everything wrong with ''Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice'']]
90	* Doomsday looks exactly like the Trolls from Lord of the rings Ding
91	* He will point that people expect him to sin Batman for being a psycho killer, but won't do so, and sin him for something else.
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93	[[WMG: There will be "Everything Wrong With ''Film/GoneGirl''" for Creator/BenAffleck's new film ''The Accountant'']]
94	[[WMG: There will be "Everything Wrong With ''WesternAnimation/{{Zootopia}}''"]]
95	* Confirmed and released.
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97	[[WMG:For the 10th Anniversary of the movie, there will be "Everything Wrong with ''Film/TheHappening'']]
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99	[[WMG: For the release of ''Film/WonderWoman2017'', there will be "Everything Wrong with ''Film/Catwoman2004''"]]
100	* Jossed
101
102	[[WMG: For the release of ''WesternAnimation/{{Moana}}'', there will be "Everything Wrong with ''WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}}''" or "Everything Wrong with ''WesternAnimation/LiloAndStitch''"]]
103	* ''Aladdin'' because both that film and ''Moana'' are Disney musicals with the same directing team (John Musker and Ron Clements) that were first released in November.
104	* ''Lilo & Stitch'' because that film and ''Moana'' are Disney films set in Polynesia, and that the description for "EWW ''Now You See Me 2''" (mentioned below; released the week before ''Moana''[='=]s release) says, "Next week: Alien sins and robot sins." (''Lilo & Stitch'' being a sci-fi film that features an alien protagonist.) Also, ''Aladdin'' will celebrate [[MilestoneCelebration its twenty-fifth anniversary]] next year (2017) and [=CinemaSins=] is going to wait for that to happen.
105	* Also, if one gets chosen for ''Moana''[='=]s theatrical release week, then the other will be saved for its home video release week.
106	* {{Jossed}}; they went with "Everything Wrong With ''WesternAnimation/{{Pocahontas}}''". [[DidntSeeThatComing Huh.]]
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108	[[WMG: There will be "Everything Wrong with ''Film/NowYouSeeMe2''"]]
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110	And the sentence, "Spin Around" with the audio of [[Memes/{{Music}} Dead or Alive's "You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)"]] playing.
111	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK1wlA7SWFs Confirmed,]] but not the sentence.
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113	[[WMG: There will be "Everything Wrong with ''WesternAnimation/{{Minions}}''"]]
114	* 34 seconds of logos Ding
115	* Also, Comcast Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding
116	* '''Sentence''': Watch the WebVideo/HonestTrailers for this movie Instead (with the Audio of Jon Bailey saying "Try to undo the harmful messages the movie would drill into your kid's impressionable head"
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118	And why not do the two ''Franchise/DespicableMe'' movies?
119
120	[[WMG: There will be "Everything Wrong with ''Film/IndependenceDayResurgence''"]]
121	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA4_G2Otw9s Confirmed.]]
122
123	[[WMG: There will be "Everything Wrong with ''Film/{{Hollywoodland}}''"]]
124
125	[[WMG: There will be "Everything Wrong with ''Film/{{Spotlight}}''"]]
126
127	[[WMG: There will be "Everything Wrong with ''Film/TheLegendOfTarzan''"]]
128	* [[https://youtu.be/W-wXfT5uPe0 Confirmed]].
129
130	[[WMG:There will be "Everything Wrong with ''[[Film/DoctorStrange2016 Doctor Strange]]''"]]
131	The car accident will be sinned, because he survives it.
132	* Confirmed!
133
134	[[WMG: Jeremy is an anti-Cassandra]]
135	Many of his predictions about the film industry (or in general, considering the 2016 election!) have been incorrect, even if they did sound plausible and well-reasoned at the moment. The one time he got his wish and there was a Bourne sequel starring Matt Damon and directed by Paul Greengrass...it did not go well.
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137	[[WMG: There will be "Everything Wrong with ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2''"]]
138	He will sin the scene where Peter creates a giant image of VideoGame/PacMan for reminding him of ''Film/{{Pixels}}''.
139	* Confirmed.
140
141	[[WMG: They will make "Everything Wrong with ''WesternAnimation/TheBookOfLife''" this November]]
142	That's the month when Pixar releases ''WesternAnimation/{{Coco}}''. Both animated films are themed on Mexico's Day of the Dead, and involve the protagonist whose dream is frowned upon by everyone being sent to the afterlife. Also, it will be released on either November 21st or 23rd, given that Coco's release date is on a Wednesday.
143	* Jossed
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145	[[WMG: [=CinemaSins=] will do ''WesternAnimation/{{Coco}}'' next on March 20, 2018.]]
146	* Jossed. They did do on March 29, 2018, though.
147
148	[[WMG: There will be "Everything Wrong with ''Film/TheShapeOfWater''" eventually]]
149	* Confirmed
150
151	[[WMG: There will be "Everything wrong with ''Film/AvengersInfinityWar''" eventually]]
152	* There will be many cases of Thanos attacking someone, armed with the Power Stone (including that one scene of Captain America trying to stop Thanos' hand), that will be sinned because "s/he survives this".
153	* Heimdall sends Hulk to Earth, specifically to Dr. Strange's house, without knowing him. [ding] And he did not use that power to teleport everyone to some other place when Thanos started attacking. [ding]
154	* "Spider-Man violates his no killing policy." [ding]
155	* Star-Lord tried to stop Drax from ruining everything with his vendetta, and then he does so himself. [ding]
156	* There will be sins removed for Thor's badass arrival to Wakanda, the [[spoiler:DownerEnding, and Spider-Man's death]].
157	* [[spoiler: When the Red Skull appears, there will be a "Discount Hugo Weaving" sin.]]
158	** All Jossed.
159
160	[[WMG: For one movie, Jeremy will trade videos with [[WebVideo/CinemaWins Lee]] ]]
161
162	[[WMG: When they do Everything Wrong With Diary of a Wimpy Kid...]]
163	* Aw, man, they dragged Chloe Grace Moretz into this.
164	* When Greg says no one wants to see a movie about a kid in middle school with a bunch of morons, Jeremy will say, "Greg speaks for the audience."
165	* Are these teenagers really so pissed off about a scratch on their car that they hold a grudge from Halloween to June? Also, why didn't they fix the scratch in that time?
166	* He’ll bring up ''Series/{{Jessie}}''.
167	* A LOT of sins for the body function jokes (e. g. Greg peeing on Rodrick, everyone in the church thinking the chocolate on Greg's pants is poop)
168	* "F***ing Baby." For EWW Dog Days.
169
170	[[WMG: They will do an episode on The Little Rascals]]
171	* With Trump alone giving it the all-time sins record.
172
173	[[WMG: They will do Disney's Sleeping Beauty and/or the live-action Aladdin the week that Maleficent: Mistress of Evil comes out]]
174	* Considering they already did the first Maleficent years ago, those are the two most likely options.
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176	[[WMG: They will do the first three Indiana Jones movies before Indy 5 comes out]]
177	* And will remove many, many sins in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
178	** Confirmed for Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk, and 9 sins were removed. Jossed for the other 2 at present.
179
180	[[WMG: They'll do the first two Ghostbusters movies in the week before Ghostbusters Afterlife.]]
181	* Frankly, it’s surprising that they didn't do those movies before the 2016 reboot.
182
183	[[WMG: There will be "Everything Wrong With ''Film/AChristmasStory''."]]
184	* With the sentence being "soap poisoning" (with a clip of the Old Man crying "I told you not to use Lifebuoy!")
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186	[[WMG: TV Sins will do the Creator/DisneyPlus Marvel shows]]

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