Line #47 WMG/AlexRider


1	[[WMG: Alex can easily blow [=MI6=] to pieces by going to the media]]
2	Whether he ''will'' is another matter, but...
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4	Sure, he signed the UsefulNotes/OfficialSecretsAct. But he signed it as a minor, under duress. Any lawyer will tell you that the only way a contract under such circumstances would be of any use to anyone is if it were printed on toilet paper.
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6	They could ask him to re-sign when ([[NotAllowedToGrowUp or if]]) he turns 18; in the meantime, it might be wise to pay him more and give him a hand with the [[WakeUpGoToSchoolSaveTheWorld chronic schoolwork issues]].
7	* But then wouldn't [=MI6=] have him arrested or sic their 00 division on him? And they're {{blackmail}}ing him, using Jack's expired visa. If he says ''anything'' to any''one'', Jack will be sent back to America, and he'll be forced to go to an orphanage. Yet again, [[Tropers/{{Mysterynovelist}} this troper]] doubts that [=MI6=] could still blackmail him if Alex went public with the truth, but it's still something to consider.
8	* "Hello, my name is Alex Rider. I'm not even 18 and my life is SO AWESOME that you want to print it. [=MI6=] has a child spy program, like on that kids show, but it's real and I'm in it. My uncle was a spy and he taught me and the housekeeper to do martial arts, skiing and kill people with blowfish. I've been in space, and I've saved all the schools from the Prime Ministers cronies, and I killed this black guy who was turning white. Give me money!
9	* It's made obvious in ''Crocodile Tears'' he ''doesn't'' want the story to go to the media, because then he'll lose whatever he had of a normal life and become an international celebrity.
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11	[[WMG: Alex died fighting with his clone in ''Point Blanc'']]
12	Just think about it. The way he coldly walks away from the unconscious body as it's about to be engulfed in flames. The way he pushes Damian Cray into the jet turbines. The way he feels happy when Nile is incinerated - maybe it reminded him of the death of the original Alex?
13	* But isn't that impossible? After all, clone-Alex's main objective was to continue his father's work, to become the most influential person on the earth. Why would he waste his time with [=MI6=]? Wouldn't he have tried running away and finding ways to accumulate wealth rather than work with a spy agency?
14	** Wealth is not the only way to get influence! And [=MI6=] is a powerful spy agency.
15	*** True... but then [[FridgeLogic how's a kid supposed to control]] [=MI6=]? Does he inherit it when Blunt dies?
16	* But he couldn't possibly have fooled Jack (especially since Alex wasn't even disclosing his real name in ''Point Blanc'').
17	* Besides, he had memories of his previous adventures that had a massive impact in later novels (like ''Scorpia'' and ''Snakehead''). There's no way the clone could have access to them.
18	* Alex had already displayed somewhat psychotic tendencies. Almost murdering a drug dealer, anyone?
19	** That was accidental - he intended to put the dealer's boat in the police station car park, but someone switched off the crane's power supply before he could get it there.
20	* [[spoiler: Comprehensively jossed by ''Scorpia Rising''.]]
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22	!!Imagine Alex growing up to be an incredibly skilled secret agent, but also a disillusioned womaniser who barely cares about his job.
23	* Wouldn't he have to go back in time to be James Bond?
24	* He's also a Time Lord.
25	* If that's the case, what's his TARDIS?
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27	[[WMG: The original Alex Rider died in ''Scorpia'']]
28	In ''Point Blanc'', we see the perfection of ''cloning technology for humans''. We're expected to believe that the government didn't take advantage of this in any way? Perhaps either they:
29	- Found a clone/clones that hadn't been subject to plastic surgery from Point Blanc
30	- Created their own clone of Alex from scratch and artificially induced aging
31	- Found and treated the actually-alive Alex clone from PB
32	- Or, created a clone, induced him into a chemical coma until he aged correctly
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34	Of course, they'd need a way of planting false memories so the clone didn't realise, but in the latter case, perhaps they developed that while he was out, and he's simply made to believe no time has passed. (It'd explain why we go from 2000 to 2009 tech between ''Stormbreaker'' and ''Crocodile Tears'' without so much as a year passing...)
35	* {{Jossed}} by ''Ark Angel'' - in the opening chapters, Alex is recovering in hospital and Horowitz explains how the bullet didn't kill him.
36	** That's what they want us to think....they give him some scar tissue and come up with a semi-plausible story that can be backed up medically, and they're ready to go.
37	[[WMG: All of the events in the books are fabricated by [=MI6=].]]
38	* Alex Rider is being trained to be the ultimate agent, but is not actually participating in real hazards at this point. They are all fabricated incidents whose purpose is twofold:
39	** 1: Train Alex. Make him ruthless, increase his skills, and get him used to the life
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41	** 2: Render working for [=MI6=] his only choice for a career. With all the time Alex has spent missing school, he's fallen dramatically behind in his schoolwork, he'll eventually fail as the trend continues, and without a basic education, his only hope for a job will be [=MI6=].
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43	*** Whilst this is pretty much Jossed by the end of the series (several scenes with Mrs Jones and Alan Blunt make it clear this is not the case), ''Crocodile Tears'' suggests that the two theories may be valid to an extent, as Blunt says they'll have to make sure they recruit Alex full time.
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45	[[WMG: All of the villains that Alex goes up against are very sick people.]]
46	* No, not ''that'' kind of sick (although I suppose that's true too), but sick in the head in such a way that every single one...and I mean EVERY. SINGLE. ONE! suffers from [[BondVillainStupidity an irresistible compulsion]] to spell out his or her plan in minute detail, outlining exactly what their goals are and how they intend to accomplish them, practically giving Alex all the information he needs in order to beat them on a silver platter. Seriously, how did these people meet with any success ever?
47	** Alex is only a kid, so [=MI6=] only pit him against mentally ill criminals. Sane criminals are handled by the adult spies.
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49	[[WMG: The [[ChekhovsGun invention]] in book 9 will be a suicide pill.]]
50	* Apparently, WordOfGod says that there is an invention made by Smithers that has appeared (without us noticing) in every book to date, and it will be used in book 9. In SpyFiction, agents tend to be equipped with a suicide pill in case of impossible odds or some such. So, to give us a DownerEnding or possibly a DeusExMachina, Alex will either take the suicide pill or give it to someone else.
51	** [[spoiler: Jossed according to spoilers - apparently he's been wearing a fat suit all along.]]
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53	[[WMG: Razim had a hand in the death of General Sarov's son]]
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55	[[WMG: The K-Unit is actually the A-Team]]
56	Why? Why not? Look at how everyone portrays them:
57	* A large, African-American with an attitude problem and a fear of heights = Wolf and B.A
58	* A very childish Caucasian man = Eagle and Murdock
59	* A overbearing, overprotective Scotsman = Snake (if Hannibal can do a good Irish accent, why not a Scottish one?)
60	* And Fox would be Face, so who cares what his personality is? It's probably fake.
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63	[[WMG:Scorpia funded Herod Sayle's plan as it was secretly the first part of Invisible Sword]]
64	Why not?Both operations have the same outcomes - death of millions of children.
65	* Instead of sending the letter to the Prime Minister beforehand , they would fabricate evidence that the Americans did it
66	* After they killed Sayle , of course
67	* After this plan failed . Scorpia bribed reporters.Once they realised that the mysterious boy matched the appearance of Alex Rider, they began spying on him
68	* That's how they know so much about him in the book Scorpia
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70	[[WMG: Never Say Die never actually happened]]
71	Alex Rider, so emotionally traumatized from his experiences with [=MI6=] wrote this book while living in America as a coping mechanism. He wishes he was back in UK with Jack so he wrote Never Say Die as it was the closest he could get.
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73	[[WMG: There will be a prequel following Ian Rider someday]]
74	He was an accomplished spy, who would have had plenty of opportunities to go against Scorpia, and an ItsPersonal feeling due to their murder of his brother. His raising a young Alex could make a nice subplot. Ash could appear, with Ian trusting him as a bit of DramaticIrony. Even Yassen Gregorovich could conceivably cameo, and clash with Ian before ''Stormbreaker''.
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