1 | !!'''[[UltimateJobSecurity Occupations do it professionally:]]''' |
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3 | * [[ExecutiveMeddling Executives and other higher-ups meddle when others do it!]] |
4 | * [[TruthInTelevision Physical therapists do it: standing, sitting, supine, prone!]] |
5 | * [[SimpleCountryLawyer Lawyers do it]] [[TrialOfTheMysticalJury in front of a jury of their peers.]] |
6 | * [[{{Theatre}} Thespians do it on stage.]] |
7 | ** {{Actors}} do it [[AudienceParticipation in front of an audience.]] |
8 | *** [[RedshirtArmy Stagehands do it]] [[LivingProp with props.]] |
9 | *** [[RedshirtArmy Techies do it]] [[GrimDark in the dark.]] |
10 | *** [[{{Pun}} Electricians do it til it Hz]] |
11 | * {{Ninja}} do it {{stealth|Run}}ily [[HighlyVisibleNinja (or not).]] |
12 | ** [[ConservationOfNinjitsu The fewer people Ninja do it with, the better they do it.]] |
13 | * {{Pirate}} do it [[PirateBooty for booty.]] |
14 | ** [[ThePiratesWhoDontDoAnything Some pirates are known for not doing it; or anything for that matter.]] |
15 | * [[ObstructiveBureaucrat Politicians do it]] [[BriefcaseFullOfMoney with tax money.]] |
16 | * [[BackAlleyDoctor Doctors do it]] [[StrappedToAnOperatingTable on the operating table.]] |
17 | * [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Principals do it nine months a year.]] |
18 | * [[MadScientist Scientists do it]] [[ForSCIENCE to experiment.]] |
19 | ** [[ItWasADarkAndStormyNight They also do it on a dark and stormy night.]] |
20 | * [[HornyScientist Mathematicians do it discretely and continuously.]] |
21 | ** [[HornyScientist They also do it rigorously.]] |
22 | ** [[HornyScientist Topologists do it on rubber sheets.]] |
23 | ** [[HornyScientist Statisticians do it normally.]] |
24 | ** [[HornyScientist Algebraists do it in a group, in a ring, in a field.]] |
25 | ** [[MathematiciansAnswer Mathematicians do it with just a 'yes']]. |
26 | ** [[ThereAreTwoKindsOfPeopleInTheWorld There are 10 types of people in this world: those who do it in binary and those who don't.]] |
27 | ** [[HornyScientist Mechanics model it with light, rigid uniform rods.]] |
28 | *** [[HornyScientist But at some point they have to account for the friction.]] |
29 | ** [[HornyScientist Material failure analysts assume it's most intense at the tip.]] |
30 | * [[ElementsDoNotWorkThatWay Chemists do it on tables, periodically.]] |
31 | ** [[http://www.snorgtees.com/chemistsdoitonatable-p-659.html?osCsid=868cd6df69925c49224c97d20a02ac83 There's a T-Shirt of that, no doubt in reference to this very page.]] |
32 | ** [[http://www.flickr.com/photos/moleofproduction/53654949/ They also do it with moles.]] |
33 | * [[FirstPersonSnapshooter Photographers do it]] [[DarkIsNotEvil in the dark]] [[{{Punchline}} but they stop every thirty seconds to agitate the developer.]] |
34 | * [[{{Schoolteachers}} Teachers do it in front of the whole class.]] |
35 | ** [[HotForStudent Teachers do it with their students.]] |
36 | * [[HotLibrarian Librarians do it]] [[ItsQuietTooQuiet quietly.]] |
37 | * [[SuperSoldier Soldiers do it]] [[TheSpartanWay obediently.]] |
38 | ** [[GoodLookingPrivates Soliders do it in uniform]] |
39 | * [[ColdSniper Snipers do it all alone and far away from everyone else.]] |
40 | * [[HotSubOnSubAction Submarine crews do it]] [[SilentRunningMode silently.]] |
41 | * [[LethalChef Cooks do it]] [[StayInTheKitchen in the kitchen.]] |
42 | * [[MoreTeethThanTheOsmondFamily Dentists do it]] [[ThisIsADrill by drilling.]] |
43 | ** [[MoreTeethThanTheOsmondFamily Dentists do it orally.]] |
44 | * [[TheissTitillationTheory Models do it]] [[HighClassGlass with style.]] |
45 | * [[AcePilot Stealth pilots do it]] [[BrickJoke where you least expect them.]] |
46 | * [[Series/DoctorWho Physicians do it]] [[HurtComfortFic with patients.]] |
47 | * [[FragileSpeedster Cyclists do it]] [[TooFastToStop in record time.]] |
48 | ** [[ExtremeOmnisexual Cyclists will also mount anything that moves.]] |
49 | * [[RapidFireTyping Typists do it]] [[ShyFingerTwiddling with their fingers.]] |
50 | * [[AdventurerArchaeologist Archaeologists do it]] [[UndergroundLevel really deep. And]] ''[[UndergroundLevel dirty.]]'' |
51 | ** [[IntercourseWithYou Archaeologists do it with any old thing.]] |
52 | * [[TrueArt Artists do it]] [[TrueArtIsIncomprehensible as confusingly as humanly possible.]] |
53 | ** [[ItsNotPornItsArt Painters do it with oils.]] |
54 | * {{Magical girl}}s [[InTheNameOfTheMoon make their presence known while doing it.]] |
55 | * {{Samurai}} do it [[KatanasAreJustBetter with katanas.]] |
56 | * [[TheGunslinger Cowboys do it]] [[RevolversAreJustBetter with revolvers.]] |
57 | * [[{{Meido}} Maids do it without getting their hands dirty.]] |
58 | * [[ManOnFire Firefighters do it]] [[ReallyGetsAround with lots of hose.]] |
59 | * [[IntrepidReporter News anchors do it]] [[NewsBroadcast every weeknight]] [[Series/NewsAtTen at six, ten,]] [[FilmAtEleven and eleven o'clock.]] |
60 | ** [[IntrepidReporter While]] ''[[IntrepidReporter rolling]]'' [[IntrepidReporter news anchors do it every 15 minutes,]] [[VoxPops often with members of the public.]] |
61 | * [[Series/FatherTed Milkmen do it]] [[AllGirlsWantBadBoys on your doorstep.]] |
62 | * [[ComedicHero Comedians do it]] [[StudioAudience in front of a live studio audience.]] |
63 | * [[ScrewTheMoneyIHaveRules Volunteers do it]] [[KeepTheReward for free.]] |
64 | * {{Ace Pilot}}s do it [[DoubleEntendre in the cockpit.]] |
65 | * [[AdamSmithHatesYourGuts Economists do it]] [[TheSocialDarwinist in their own rational self interest.]] |
66 | ** [[KarlMarxHatesYourGuts Economists do it]] ''[[HollywoodEconomics marginally]]''. |
67 | * {{Nature Documentar|y}}ians do it [[GoingNative like they do on The Discovery Channel.]] |
68 | * [[MusicTropes Musicians do it]] [[IntercourseWithYou subtly.]] |
69 | ** Instrumentalists do it rather differently, but most can drop it with their fingers or tongues. |
70 | ** Trumpets do it LOUDLY. |
71 | ** Flautists are typically out of tune when they do it. |
72 | ** Violinists do it gently, back and forth. |
73 | ** [[{{Sexophone}} Sax players]] do it all the time |
74 | ** Pianists do it with their fingers, but make good use of their feet. |
75 | * [[UsefulNotes/{{Scotland}} Pipers do it]] [[AmazingFreakingGrace with amazing grace.]] |
76 | * [[Series/PushingDaisies Courtesy of Pushing Daisies]]: [[HeroicMime Mimes]] [[EnemyMime do it]] [[YourMindMakesItReal with imagination]] |
77 | * [[ArtisticLicenseSpace Astronauts do it in space.]] |
78 | * [[CombatCommentator Sports announcers tell you how they did it in painstaking detail.]] |
79 | * [[TheButlerDidIt Butlers do it,]] [[DeadUnicornTrope supposedly.]] |
80 | ** [[TheButlerDidIt The butler always does it.]] |
81 | * [[BenevolentArchitecture Architects]] [[DoubleEntendre are always coming up]] [[RagingStiffie with bigger erections.]] |
82 | * {{Stern Teacher}}s [[IDidWhatIHadToDo do it roughly, but evenly.]] |
83 | * [[UsefulNotes/ThePresidentsOfTheUnitedStates The President of the United States]] can do it for up to four years (eight if he's lucky). |
84 | ** UsefulNotes/BarackObama [[CaptainEthnic is the first black man ever to do it.]] |
85 | * [[UsefulNotes/AmericanCourts Supreme Court judges]] [[CourtroomAntics do it]] [[UltimateJobSecurity until they die.]] |
86 | * [[{{Directors}} Directors do it many times]] [[{{Film}} and from many, many positions until they are satisfied.]] |
87 | * [[TheTalk Birds do it with bees.]] [[FridgeLogic (How the hell does that even work?!)]] |
88 | * [[SchrodingersGun Quantum physicists are doing it right now. Or not.]] |
89 | ** [[DoubleEntendre Particle physicists get a hadron as they do it.]] |
90 | * [[DoubleEntendre Pornography directors do it with lots of naked people.]] |
91 | * [[IntercourseWithYou Construction workers do it with long, thick, sturdy beams.]] |
92 | * [[IntercourseWithYou Carpenters do it with their wood.]] |
93 | * [[TimTaylorTechnology Handymen do it with their tools.]] |
94 | * [[{{Pun}} Engineering couples have the best moments when they do it.]] |
95 | * [[IntercourseWithYou Philosophers do it in their heads.]] |
96 | ** [[IntercourseWithYou Philosophers do it thoughtfully.]] |
97 | * [[IntercourseWithYou Psychiatrists do it on a couch.]] |
98 | * [[FriendToAllLivingThings Farmers do it with animals.]] |
99 | * [[IntercourseWithYou Pizza deliverymen do it in 30 minutes or less. (Or your money back).]] |
100 | * [[TortureTechnician Inquisitors do it with whips and bondage gear.]] |
101 | ** [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition to do it.]] |
102 | * [[{{Radio}} Radiographers do it on the table or in the upright position]] |
103 | * [[DoubleEntendre Accountants do it with the double sided entry method.]] |
104 | * [[{{Flynning}} Fencers do it with a thrust.]] |
105 | * [[IntercourseWithYou Drummers do it with sticks.]] |
106 | * [[{{Pun}} Musicians duet better.]] |
107 | * [[WorldsSmallestViolin Violinists do it in first position.]] |
108 | ** [[DreamBallet So do Ballerinas.]] |
109 | ** Meanwhile, trombones do it in seven positions. |
110 | * [[TranslationTropes Translators do it with their tongues.]] |
111 | * [[TheProfessor Evolutionists do it]] [[ImprobableTaxonomySkills with increasing complexity.]] |
112 | * [[RousingSpeech Professional speakers]] [[{{Pun}} do it]] [[DoubleEntendre orally.]] |
113 | * [[HighClassCallGirl Prostitutes do it]] [[HookerWithAHeartofGold for payment.]] |
114 | * [[DrillSergeantNasty Drill Sergeants do it with intimidation]] |
115 | * [[UsefulNotes/AssociationFootball Footballers]] only do it once per week, but they do it for ninety minutes at a time. |
116 | ** [[IntercourseWithYou With a fifteen minute break, to recover their stamina.]] |
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