Line #55 TropersDoIt/AtWork


1	!!'''[[UltimateJobSecurity Occupations do it professionally:]]'''
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3	* [[ExecutiveMeddling Executives and other higher-ups meddle when others do it!]]
4	* [[TruthInTelevision Physical therapists do it: standing, sitting, supine, prone!]]
5	* [[SimpleCountryLawyer Lawyers do it]] [[TrialOfTheMysticalJury in front of a jury of their peers.]]
6	* [[{{Theatre}} Thespians do it on stage.]]
7	** {{Actors}} do it [[AudienceParticipation in front of an audience.]]
8	*** [[RedshirtArmy Stagehands do it]] [[LivingProp with props.]]
9	*** [[RedshirtArmy Techies do it]] [[GrimDark in the dark.]]
10	*** [[{{Pun}} Electricians do it til it Hz]]
11	* {{Ninja}} do it {{stealth\|Run}}ily [[HighlyVisibleNinja (or not).]]
12	** [[ConservationOfNinjitsu The fewer people Ninja do it with, the better they do it.]]
13	* {{Pirate}} do it [[PirateBooty for booty.]]
14	** [[ThePiratesWhoDontDoAnything Some pirates are known for not doing it; or anything for that matter.]]
15	* [[ObstructiveBureaucrat Politicians do it]] [[BriefcaseFullOfMoney with tax money.]]
16	* [[BackAlleyDoctor Doctors do it]] [[StrappedToAnOperatingTable on the operating table.]]
17	* [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Principals do it nine months a year.]]
18	* [[MadScientist Scientists do it]] [[ForSCIENCE to experiment.]]
19	** [[ItWasADarkAndStormyNight They also do it on a dark and stormy night.]]
20	* [[HornyScientist Mathematicians do it discretely and continuously.]]
21	** [[HornyScientist They also do it rigorously.]]
22	** [[HornyScientist Topologists do it on rubber sheets.]]
23	** [[HornyScientist Statisticians do it normally.]]
24	** [[HornyScientist Algebraists do it in a group, in a ring, in a field.]]
25	** [[MathematiciansAnswer Mathematicians do it with just a 'yes']].
26	** [[ThereAreTwoKindsOfPeopleInTheWorld There are 10 types of people in this world: those who do it in binary and those who don't.]]
27	** [[HornyScientist Mechanics model it with light, rigid uniform rods.]]
28	*** [[HornyScientist But at some point they have to account for the friction.]]
29	** [[HornyScientist Material failure analysts assume it's most intense at the tip.]]
30	* [[ElementsDoNotWorkThatWay Chemists do it on tables, periodically.]]
31	** [[http://www.snorgtees.com/chemistsdoitonatable-p-659.html?osCsid=868cd6df69925c49224c97d20a02ac83 There's a T-Shirt of that, no doubt in reference to this very page.]]
32	** [[http://www.flickr.com/photos/moleofproduction/53654949/ They also do it with moles.]]
33	* [[FirstPersonSnapshooter Photographers do it]] [[DarkIsNotEvil in the dark]] [[{{Punchline}} but they stop every thirty seconds to agitate the developer.]]
34	* [[{{Schoolteachers}} Teachers do it in front of the whole class.]]
35	** [[HotForStudent Teachers do it with their students.]]
36	* [[HotLibrarian Librarians do it]] [[ItsQuietTooQuiet quietly.]]
37	* [[SuperSoldier Soldiers do it]] [[TheSpartanWay obediently.]]
38	** [[GoodLookingPrivates Soliders do it in uniform]]
39	* [[ColdSniper Snipers do it all alone and far away from everyone else.]]
40	* [[HotSubOnSubAction Submarine crews do it]] [[SilentRunningMode silently.]]
41	* [[LethalChef Cooks do it]] [[StayInTheKitchen in the kitchen.]]
42	* [[MoreTeethThanTheOsmondFamily Dentists do it]] [[ThisIsADrill by drilling.]]
43	** [[MoreTeethThanTheOsmondFamily Dentists do it orally.]]
44	* [[TheissTitillationTheory Models do it]] [[HighClassGlass with style.]]
45	* [[AcePilot Stealth pilots do it]] [[BrickJoke where you least expect them.]]
46	* [[Series/DoctorWho Physicians do it]] [[HurtComfortFic with patients.]]
47	* [[FragileSpeedster Cyclists do it]] [[TooFastToStop in record time.]]
48	** [[ExtremeOmnisexual Cyclists will also mount anything that moves.]]
49	* [[RapidFireTyping Typists do it]] [[ShyFingerTwiddling with their fingers.]]
50	* [[AdventurerArchaeologist Archaeologists do it]] [[UndergroundLevel really deep. And]] ''[[UndergroundLevel dirty.]]''
51	** [[IntercourseWithYou Archaeologists do it with any old thing.]]
52	* [[TrueArt Artists do it]] [[TrueArtIsIncomprehensible as confusingly as humanly possible.]]
53	** [[ItsNotPornItsArt Painters do it with oils.]]
54	* {{Magical girl}}s [[InTheNameOfTheMoon make their presence known while doing it.]]
55	* {{Samurai}} do it [[KatanasAreJustBetter with katanas.]]
56	* [[TheGunslinger Cowboys do it]] [[RevolversAreJustBetter with revolvers.]]
57	* [[{{Meido}} Maids do it without getting their hands dirty.]]
58	* [[ManOnFire Firefighters do it]] [[ReallyGetsAround with lots of hose.]]
59	* [[IntrepidReporter News anchors do it]] [[NewsBroadcast every weeknight]] [[Series/NewsAtTen at six, ten,]] [[FilmAtEleven and eleven o'clock.]]
60	** [[IntrepidReporter While]] ''[[IntrepidReporter rolling]]'' [[IntrepidReporter news anchors do it every 15 minutes,]] [[VoxPops often with members of the public.]]
61	* [[Series/FatherTed Milkmen do it]] [[AllGirlsWantBadBoys on your doorstep.]]
62	* [[ComedicHero Comedians do it]] [[StudioAudience in front of a live studio audience.]]
63	* [[ScrewTheMoneyIHaveRules Volunteers do it]] [[KeepTheReward for free.]]
64	* {{Ace Pilot}}s do it [[DoubleEntendre in the cockpit.]]
65	* [[AdamSmithHatesYourGuts Economists do it]] [[TheSocialDarwinist in their own rational self interest.]]
66	** [[KarlMarxHatesYourGuts Economists do it]] ''[[HollywoodEconomics marginally]]''.
67	* {{Nature Documentar\|y}}ians do it [[GoingNative like they do on The Discovery Channel.]]
68	* [[MusicTropes Musicians do it]] [[IntercourseWithYou subtly.]]
69	** Instrumentalists do it rather differently, but most can drop it with their fingers or tongues.
70	** Trumpets do it LOUDLY.
71	** Flautists are typically out of tune when they do it.
72	** Violinists do it gently, back and forth.
73	** [[{{Sexophone}} Sax players]] do it all the time
74	** Pianists do it with their fingers, but make good use of their feet.
75	* [[UsefulNotes/{{Scotland}} Pipers do it]] [[AmazingFreakingGrace with amazing grace.]]
76	* [[Series/PushingDaisies Courtesy of Pushing Daisies]]: [[HeroicMime Mimes]] [[EnemyMime do it]] [[YourMindMakesItReal with imagination]]
77	* [[ArtisticLicenseSpace Astronauts do it in space.]]
78	* [[CombatCommentator Sports announcers tell you how they did it in painstaking detail.]]
79	* [[TheButlerDidIt Butlers do it,]] [[DeadUnicornTrope supposedly.]]
80	** [[TheButlerDidIt The butler always does it.]]
81	* [[BenevolentArchitecture Architects]] [[DoubleEntendre are always coming up]] [[RagingStiffie with bigger erections.]]
82	* {{Stern Teacher}}s [[IDidWhatIHadToDo do it roughly, but evenly.]]
83	* [[UsefulNotes/ThePresidentsOfTheUnitedStates The President of the United States]] can do it for up to four years (eight if he's lucky).
84	** UsefulNotes/BarackObama [[CaptainEthnic is the first black man ever to do it.]]
85	* [[UsefulNotes/AmericanCourts Supreme Court judges]] [[CourtroomAntics do it]] [[UltimateJobSecurity until they die.]]
86	* [[{{Directors}} Directors do it many times]] [[{{Film}} and from many, many positions until they are satisfied.]]
87	* [[TheTalk Birds do it with bees.]] [[FridgeLogic (How the hell does that even work?!)]]
88	* [[SchrodingersGun Quantum physicists are doing it right now. Or not.]]
89	** [[DoubleEntendre Particle physicists get a hadron as they do it.]]
90	* [[DoubleEntendre Pornography directors do it with lots of naked people.]]
91	* [[IntercourseWithYou Construction workers do it with long, thick, sturdy beams.]]
92	* [[IntercourseWithYou Carpenters do it with their wood.]]
93	* [[TimTaylorTechnology Handymen do it with their tools.]]
94	* [[{{Pun}} Engineering couples have the best moments when they do it.]]
95	* [[IntercourseWithYou Philosophers do it in their heads.]]
96	** [[IntercourseWithYou Philosophers do it thoughtfully.]]
97	* [[IntercourseWithYou Psychiatrists do it on a couch.]]
98	* [[FriendToAllLivingThings Farmers do it with animals.]]
99	* [[IntercourseWithYou Pizza deliverymen do it in 30 minutes or less. (Or your money back).]]
100	* [[TortureTechnician Inquisitors do it with whips and bondage gear.]]
101	** [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition to do it.]]
102	* [[{{Radio}} Radiographers do it on the table or in the upright position]]
103	* [[DoubleEntendre Accountants do it with the double sided entry method.]]
104	* [[{{Flynning}} Fencers do it with a thrust.]]
105	* [[IntercourseWithYou Drummers do it with sticks.]]
106	* [[{{Pun}} Musicians duet better.]]
107	* [[WorldsSmallestViolin Violinists do it in first position.]]
108	** [[DreamBallet So do Ballerinas.]]
109	** Meanwhile, trombones do it in seven positions.
110	* [[TranslationTropes Translators do it with their tongues.]]
111	* [[TheProfessor Evolutionists do it]] [[ImprobableTaxonomySkills with increasing complexity.]]
112	* [[RousingSpeech Professional speakers]] [[{{Pun}} do it]] [[DoubleEntendre orally.]]
113	* [[HighClassCallGirl Prostitutes do it]] [[HookerWithAHeartofGold for payment.]]
114	* [[DrillSergeantNasty Drill Sergeants do it with intimidation]]
115	* [[UsefulNotes/AssociationFootball Footballers]] only do it once per week, but they do it for ninety minutes at a time.
116	** [[IntercourseWithYou With a fifteen minute break, to recover their stamina.]]

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