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| 2 | |
| 3 | ->My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others." |
| 4 | ->[[AmericanPsycho Patrick Bateman]] |
| 5 | |
| 6 | -I am {{Power Metal}} fan at heart, but love (almost)all metal. I like to read history books and and fantasy books. I am a oxyquilomanic (I love bladed weapons and own 3 swords, a twin stiletto set, and a dagger and I want MORE). I mostly watch History Channel, Cartoon Network, and BBCA. I am an AntiTheist, i think religion and faith are let over concepts from as Spider Jerusalem put it "the days when our brains weren't as connected up as they are now, and we all hallucinated daily". |
| 7 | |
| 8 | [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-8QVjsWHoo current theme song]] |
| 9 | |
| 10 | [[WMG:Favorites shows, movies, comic's, music, ect]] |
| 11 | * AesopRock |
| 12 | * AliceInChains |
| 13 | * ArmitageIII |
| 14 | * BlackLagoon (Revy will be mine) |
| 15 | * BlindGuardian |
| 16 | * BloodyMonday |
| 17 | * CoheedAndCambria |
| 18 | * EerieCuties |
| 19 | * EmpireRecords |
| 20 | * {{Everclear}} (page maker) |
| 21 | * GinBlossoms (page maker) |
| 22 | * GirlGenius |
| 23 | * GetHimToTheGreek |
| 24 | * GoGetARoomie |
| 25 | * GunnerkriggCourt |
| 26 | * {{Ironman}} (comic and films) |
| 27 | * {{Ludo}} |
| 28 | * MagickChicks |
| 29 | * MenageA3 |
| 30 | * ParanormalMysterySquad |
| 31 | * RageAgainstTheMachine |
| 32 | * ReelBigFish |
| 33 | * {{Comic/Runaways}} (comic) |
| 34 | * SchoolBites |
| 35 | * SonataArctica |
| 36 | * Stroke9 |
| 37 | * SymBionicTitan |
| 38 | * TheBoondockSaints |
| 39 | * TheNightHuntressSeries (page maker) |
| 40 | * TheOffspring |
| 41 | * TheSpecter |
| 42 | * [[Film/ThreeAmigos ThreeAmigos]] |
| 43 | * TitanAE |
| 44 | * TowerPrep |
| 45 | * {{Transmetropolitan}} |
| 46 | * UnnaturalHistory |
| 47 | * XKCD |
| 48 | |
| 49 | more to come |
| 50 | |
| 51 | [[WMG: Torpes that apply to me]] |
| 52 | * AtLeastIAdmitIt: I can be a massive ass |
| 53 | * AttentionDeficitOohShiny: was diagnosed with ADHD in kindergarden |
| 54 | * BerserkButton: kids trashing the toy aisle at work |
| 55 | * BiTheWay: not shy about it either |
| 56 | * BrilliantButLazy: goes hand in hand with TheSmartGuy |
| 57 | * CampStraight: more like camp bi |
| 58 | * CatchPhrase: Das fuck? |
| 59 | * ClusterFBomb |
| 60 | * FreudianExcuse: Junkie parents and a long stet in DCFS |
| 61 | * KinseyScaleOfTropes: I'm a 3 |
| 62 | * KnifeNut: VanXBladedWeapons |
| 63 | ** i have an idea for a Shillelagh with a sword in it |
| 64 | * NiceHat: [[http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee91/van_the_baron/1280202175.jpg see here]] |
| 65 | * SillyRabbitIdealismIsForKids: I'm a realist |
| 66 | * TheSmartGuy: goes hand in hand with BrilliantButLazy |
| 67 | * WritersCannotDoMath: failed Math 102 3 times. |
| 68 | |
| 69 | [[WMG: Vandalize Me]] |
| 70 | |
| 71 | ||http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/PROPERTY_DAMAGE_2594.jpg|| |
| 72 | ||[[{{Pun}} Smashing]], isn't it? - @/KuroFox|| |
| 73 | The faeries have defiled your page. - @/{{StolenByFaeries}} |
| 74 | * Ignore the circular fungal growth in your living room. [[BlatantLies It is nothing to concern yourself over.]] - [[@/{{StolenByFaeries}} a trustworthy faerie]] |
| 75 | ** Don't drink water from the circle! You'll turn ugly!-@/{{Enkufka}} |
| 76 | *** Enk is just being silly. [[ExactWords It most certainly will not turn you ugly.]] - [[@/{{StolenByFaeries}} a very trustworthy faerie]] |
| 77 | **** But you might disappear if you go into it!-[[@/{{Enkufka}} Enku]] |
| 78 | **** If there are squigs...be afraid... -@/{{InverurieJones}} |
| 79 | **** The faeries refuse to either confirm or deny such rumours. - [[@/{{StolenByFaeries}} a Public Relations faerie]] |
| 80 | * Vandalism ensues! -@/{{PantheraSapiensEllipsis}} |
| 81 | ** And re-ensues! -@/{{PantheraSapiensEllipsis}} |
| 82 | * I'm afraid I shall have to point out that -phile suffixes typically mean a fetish or physical need for something rather than just an obsession and you need to add a prefix to it, not any word that fits (and even if that was correct, the o is superflous). You are in fact an oxyquilomanic ("oxy" = sharp, "quilo" = edge, "maniac" = obsessive). Anyway, coffee? *raises flask* - @/{{Bisected8}} |
| 83 | * Congratulations! You have ninjad me at the vandalism game! Now I'm vandalizin' on yer wall! Anyways, wanna sandvich? --@/EarlOfSandvich |
| 84 | * Is it quality you seek in your search for blades and swords, or quantity? ~ @/AlirozTheConfused |
| 85 | ** numerous qualtity blades |
| 86 | * Whoa, great collection you've got there. ~ @/{{betterthanstrawberry}} |
| 87 | * Swords and blades rock. ~ @/{{HellmanSabian}} |
| 88 | * "Van The Baron"...What are you the baron of? -@/{{Megamagikarp}} |
| 89 | * [[@/OpenDelilahOS Daylight savings! Oh my god, daylight savings!]] |
| 90 | * Hey Van! I just [[IncrediblyLamePun VANdalized]] your page! --@/EarlOfSandvich |
| 91 | ** BOOOOOOO *throws tomato-Vanthebaron |
| 92 | *** Hey, don't get your bollocks in a twist! -- @/RobinZimm |
| 93 | * [[EvilLaugh Bwa-ha-ha!]] You are indeed interesting, and that is a good thing. ~{{Tropers/Enzeru}} |
| 94 | * Oh hey, it's Spider-Jersuelem!- @/MrW |
| 95 | * ''hee~ey'' '' '''NOOOOOOO-''' '' -[[@/VoidsEmpathy .......my biscuits...taken away]] |
| 96 | ** *'''whoosh'''* *''running through''* Sorrycatchingbiscuitthiefbye!!! |
| 97 | * PinkDave:hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaha |
| 98 | * I thought I vandalized you already. Huh. ~{{Tropers/Enzeru}} |
| 99 | * Hey, what's up? -@/ChesterABum |
| 100 | ** the sky |
| 101 | * Congratulations on acquiring such a NiceHat. ~@/AlirozTheConfused. |
| 102 | * The chair leg of truth wants a word -@/{{steampowered}} |
| 103 | ** It says "Shut Up Steam!-@/{{Vanthebaron}} |
| 104 | * A fellow member of royalty! AWESOMES! --[[@/EarlOfSandvich an Earl]] |
| 105 | * Hey, listen, if I ever die, I want you to take me to see the [[UsefulNotes/{{Basketball}} Knicks]] play at Madison Square Garden one last time, [[http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/miscellaneous/67922/colombian-gang-bring-dead-member-to-cucuta-deportivo-game-in-coffin.html just like this.]] You can do that for me, right? --@/SeanMurrayI |
| 106 | * More vandalism! MWA ha ha. I really wish I could hang out with you and some other tropers. ~[[{{Tropers/Enzeru}} No one in particular]] |
| 107 | * ''yawns'' don't mind me i'm rather sleepy 2day.....- [[{{Tropers/VoidsEmpathy}} A very tired person]] |
| 108 | * ''<- how I wish I looked'' Please, you look aheckuvalot better than me. ~{{Tropers/Enzeru}} |
| 109 | * Your page has been hit the hardest a rusty crowbar could hit a page. -[[@/EuiliGojjekqtu El]] |
| 110 | ** sorry the pic makes me immune due to spider's awesomeness |
| 111 | * [[{{Invader Zim}} It was me!! I was in your page all along!!!]] - [[{{Tropers/VoidsEmpathy}} GIR 2.0]] |
| 112 | * Hi! So... more vandalism, I guess. ~{{Tropers/Enzeru}} |
| 113 | * [[GirlGenius Hoy - NIZE HAT!]] -@/{{MidnightRambler}} |
| 114 | ** [[http://home.hiwaay.net/~lkseitz/comics/girlgenius/jagertrans.shtml yas it iz a nize hat]] |
| 115 | * HELLO! It was hard to get in here, but I finally vandalized ya. ~ {{Tropers/Braincogs}} |
| 116 | * Here I am to wreck the page!!!! And look! A gift for you! [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISzK6e237II Here You Go!!!]]- [[@/VoidsEmpathy The Watcher]] |
| 117 | * Yay! A fellow SymBionicTitan fan! :D -@/{{Nekoalexa}} |
| 118 | ** We need to find Ilana before she gets hurt! -[[@/{{Nekoalexa}} Lance]] |
| 119 | * ''' ''[[MassEffect ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL...THIS VANDALISM IS NOW OVER.]]'' ''' -[[@/VoidsEmpathy A Vandalising Reaper]] |
| 120 | * THE STRONGEST addition. -- @/{{TARDISES}} |
| 121 | ** MOAR ADDITION. -- @/{{TARDISES}} |
| 122 | * I've heard that the Tardis is a good way of time travel. [[{{Tropers/Enzeru}} Of course, I could be wrong.]] |
| 123 | * I will never bow to you! Not even an immense display of inconceivable power will convince me! [[{{Tropers/Strelok}} The Strelok, proud unbeliever.]] |
| 124 | * That smiley face in your page pic looks like the one from the movie {{Evolution}}, I think. --[[@/{{Tre}} T. Ray]] |
| 125 | ** Its the symbol of the Transient's in Transmetropolitan |
| 126 | *** Huh. Well, that's a strange occurence. --[[@/{{Tre}} T, again]] |
| 127 | * Hi! I'm also an atheist who likes Runaways. |
| 128 | ** [[{{Tropers/Enzeru}} This troper]] is also an atheist...maybe. I'm an atheist for this dimension and an agnostic for other dimensions? |
| 129 | * Y'ello! :3 ~{{Tropers/Fuzy2K}} |
| 130 | * Vandalize and vanthebaron share the first three letters... but you knew that already. Did {{Tropers/Enzeru}} say that already? I think I did. |
| 131 | * Make way for the Vandal. The Vandal is the almighty one. Bow down before him. ~[[Tropers/TheIndefiniteOne theindefiniteone]] |
| 132 | * WELP HAY DERE. Fun fact, I'm vandalizing your page while I'm at school. Anyways, just dropping by and saying hi. Buh-bye! ~[[{{@/Bellacide}} Bella]] |
| 133 | * Gaze upon my vandalism and DESPAIR! --[[@/{{ABNDT}} ABNDT]] |
| 134 | * Yo! How's it going? ~{{Tropers/Enzeru}} |
| 135 | * Hi there ! How are ya doin' ? ~ @/DhanaRagnarok |
| 136 | ** Still doin' good ? Time to play some Mahjong ! ~ @/DhanaRagnarok |
| 137 | ** Shouldn't it be " The baron van xxx" ? :p ~ @/DhanaRagnarok |
| 138 | * Sup? First time here! @/InhopelessGuy |
| 139 | * Amy Rose first appeared in the '''1992''' Sonic Shokugan manga. later, she appeared in '''1993''''s ''SonicCD''. She was the DamselInDistress. She was playable in the same years ''Sonic Drift'', released only in Japan. She returned for the sequel, which was released in America. She also appeared in ''Sonic The Fighters'', ''SonicR'' and ''Sonic's Gameworld''. She was redesigned in SonicAdventure, her fist playable platformer appearance relaesed in '''1999'''. She then became a reccuring playable charcter until Unleashed, where she was an NPC again. In SonicColors, she is absent, but will return in SonicGenerations. In other words, i'm just saying hi, and giving you a history lesson to boot. @/{{Tropers/Miru}} |
| 140 | * Hello. Would you like to learn about the Church of Quarterology? --@/{{Quarterman}} |
| 141 | * HI @{{Tropers/Miru}} |
| 142 | * The gerbils are coming! The GERBILS are COMING!!!! - @/{{Mort08}} |
| 143 | * Hey, again. @/InhopelessGuy |
| 144 | * HEY! HEY! ~@/{{Dracosketch}} |
| 145 | * What? I haven't been here yet? Note to self:Must lurk more. - @/KarlKadaver |
| 146 | * A fellow fantasy fan? Grand! We will fight FOR GREAT JUSTICE! --@/{{Ailedhoo}} |
| 147 | ** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvs5pqf-DMA Rabbit!]] |
| 148 | *** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIV4poUZAQo Ni!]] |
| 149 | **** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG7lvNkyPZs SMACK!]] |
| 150 | **** [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1252039/1 Crossover time!]] |
| 151 | **** [[TrueArt This sentance is a vulture.]] |
| 152 | **** [[TakeOverTheWorld My plan is... you guess it!]] |
| 153 | [[spoiler: If your reading this then you are in a dream. ]] |
| 154 | * ''Your eyes tell the stories of a day you wish you could...'' -- @/LiberatedLiberater |
| 155 | ** ''recall the moments that once have'' |
| 156 | ** ''Retract the footsteps that have brought us to this favor...'' -- [[@/LiberatedLiberater Fuck yeah, Coheed and Cambria]] |
| 157 | ** ''I wouldn't ask this of you'' |
| 158 | |
| 159 | * -random scribble- ~ @/{{Aralyn}} |
| 160 | * Hello! @/InhopelessGuy |
| 161 | ** -craks whip- SING |
| 162 | * A shattered realm....-[[@/VoidsEmpathy The Void]] |
| 163 | * [[EmpireAtWar Mon-Calamari Cruiser ready!]] -@/{{desdendelle}} |
| 164 | |
| 165 | * Hm. I've skipped line. Oh dear. ~@/{{Theindefiniteone}} |
| 166 | * Sock it to me, bro! -@/TyeDyeWildebeest |
| 167 | * [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA&NR=1 I know what you did]] ~@/{{GearLeader}} |
| 168 | |
| 169 | * {{Hello}} -@/{{Ailedhoo}} |
| 170 | ** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO_xh7xIabk&feature=related "Learn to overcome the crass demands of flesh and bone..."]] |
| 171 | |
| 172 | * Hi! ~@/{{Dracosketch}} |
| 173 | |
| 174 | * Rararara tralllllllllllllaaaaaaaa fooodedooop babadaredoop. |
| 175 | |
| 176 | * @/SeanMurrayI here. You look like a guy who appreciates good music, so I decided to leave you with a few British new wave dance pop hits from TheEighties as well as their incredibly shitty 21st century heavy metal covers. |
| 177 | ** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJv5qLsLYoo British new wave dance pop hit of The Eighties]] --> [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmJIXTAxUsE 21st century heavy metal cover]] |
| 178 | ** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyoDbX1EkPQ British new wave dance pop hit of The Eighties]] --> [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJZTfl3DmCU 21st century heavy metal cover (technically 20th century, but fuck it)]] |
| 179 | ** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWwtMrDX2o8 British new wave dance pop hit of The Eighties]] --> [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfMa2lrFxhY 21st century heavy metal cover]] |
| 180 | |
| 181 | * This page has been graced by the presence of Lord Aniventerie, Grand Chancellor of the Internet. BOW MORTALS. I SAID BOW. WHY AREN'T YOU BOWI-Ow! Stop throwing things at me! -@/{{Aniventerie}} |
| 182 | |
| 183 | * This page has been marked by the High Order of Stephenslasvinoskaniskopishivisk, be warned. ~''With love,'' @/{{Prometheus136}} |
| 184 | |
| 185 | * PARTY. ON. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSH679doRLA @/InhopelessGuy |
| 186 | |
| 187 | * [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=437i2zWHF9Q I AM THE EGGMAN!]] [[spoiler: @/{{Ailedhoo}}]] |
| 188 | ** and I am the Walrus |
| 189 | |
| 190 | * I would play a song, but I lost my Lute. @/{{A Stray Bard}} |
| 191 | |
| 192 | * I can play a song, but I'm shit at it. -@/{{Steventheman}} |
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