Line #46 Tropers/Rethkir


1	Well, well, well. Welcome...
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3	'''TO MY PAGE!'''
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5	Lemme just flag something up: According to the timer on the edit screen, [[ThisPageWillSelfDestruct the entire page is going to self-destruct]] in about… 19 minutes. I'm pretty sure it's a problem with the spoilers. [[spoiler:Spoilers...]] I think the spoiler's on the blink. [[spoiler:Don't blink.]] But just in case it isn't, I'm actually going to have to [[spoiler:throw some combustible lemons at you]], as discussed earlier. Oh, wait you weren't here earlier. Um… right… Anyway…
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7	So, let's call that three minutes to read my little rant, and then a minute break to get your pizza rolls outta the oven, which should leave a leisurely… fifteen minutes (wow, really?) to figure out how to shut down whatever's causing all these spoilers. So anyway, that's the itinerary.
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9	Also, I took the liberty of reading other troper pages, and I'm not going to make the same mistakes.
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11	Four part plan is this:
12	# No [[PotHole potholing]] surfaces. [[labelnote:oops]]I just... I just violated that one, didn't I?[[/labelnote]]
13	# Confuse the reader by going on rants.
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15	# No wait...
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18	# Anti-[[InternetBackdraft backdraft]] shields, leading directly into number…
19	# [[InternetBackdraft Backdraft]], for throwing at you. [[labelnote:umm...]]Or is it frontdraft if it's coming from my end?[[/labelnote]] And…
20	# Very important. 5. Don't let me eat pears. I ''hate'' pears. [[labelnote: Well, fancy that!]] You see? You don’t even notice the difference if you've been reading this in a BritishAccent. Did I mention you were supposed to be reading this with the accent? Well, you are. [[/labelnote]]
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23	Huh? 5 wasn't in the plan. Has someone been messing with the {{crossover}} modulator dampers? I'm serious! Don't... don't touch that.
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25	Oh, and whatever you do, DON'T highlight the spoilers, unless you’re on a mobile device. In that case, do whatever you want, ’cause it won’t do anything. [[spoiler:Ahh! You did it anyway! I ''just'' told you not to go uncovering spoilers, and what do you do? You go ''right'' on ahead, not even ''thinking'' about what I said. (Hey, that rhymed!) You know, it’ll only reduce the countdown, or… o̶r̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶.̶.̶.̶]]
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27	H̶u̶h̶?̶ ̶W̶h̶a̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶g̶o̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶o̶n̶?̶ ̶W̶h̶y̶'̶s̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶t̶e̶x̶t̶ ̶b̶e̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶c̶r̶o̶s̶s̶e̶d̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶‽
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29	''A̶h̶hhhhhhhh̶h̶,̶ ̶a̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶!̶'' chk chk ck⁂...
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31	…
32	@@Core transfer complete@@
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36	[[AC:'''''Good''''' '''ne'''ws...]] ''T''he ''str''ike-[[AC:t̶h̶r̶u̶]] ''thr'''''ough''' ''gen''erat''ors'' [[AC:are]] '''back''' on''line''. [[spoiler: hahahahaha, I’m joking!]] And some more good news. I got my page back. This is my page, and it has ''always'' been my page. Don’t let that little idiot fool you.
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38	So enjoy yourself. In the meantime, have some 🎂.
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42	Hi. Now that all that silly stuff is out of the way, let me introduce myself. I am [[CaptainObvious Rethkir]].
43	I've been going to TV Tropes for about a year before I finally joined. You will usually see me on the forums, especially Image Pickin'.
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45	I'm currently writing a sequel to ''BetterLivingThroughScienceAndPonies'' called
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47	[[http://www.fimfiction.net/manage_user/notifications?type=meta http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/a_trusted_friend_in_science_and_ponies_title_567.png]]
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