Line #9 Tropers/JBlaze


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3	[=JBlaze=] is both [[ThereAreNoGirlsOnTheInternet female]] and a [[HideYourLesbians lesbian]], making her somewhat of a special unicorn (or so she likes to think). She reads way too much {{FanFic}}, some of which is quite [[EvenTheDogIsAshamed bizarre]]. If she was suddenly transported to an anime, she likes to think that she'd be something like [[FullmetalAlchemist Olivier Armstrong]], but would probably end up more like [[HarryPotter Luna Lovegood]]. She's been to [[ReadingsAreOffTheScale eight]] {{Music/Muse}} concerts in a single year. She may be a {{Crazy Cat Lady}}.
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5	Currently finishing up a useless degree in Philosophy and debating whether or not to plague her country's legal system by becoming a lawyer. Even with a full-time job in a bookstore (nerd) and a part-time course load, still spends [[ReadingsAreOffTheScale Over 9000]] hours a week in the interbutts.
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7	[[WMG: Tropes that Apply to Her]]
8	* BigBreastsBigDeal
9	* BrokenBird: sadly played straight. Invokes shades of {{Cool Big Sis}} and {{Snark Knight}} with a not-so-nice {{Dark And Troubled Past}}, courtesy of getting over being a [[WellDoneSonGuy Well Done Daughter Girl]] and {{Financial Abuse}}.
10	* ClosetGeek
11	* ConsummateLiar
12	* CosmicPlaything: an {{Ill Girl}} with a {{Dark and Troubled Past}} suffers {{Humiliation Conga}}s on a semi-weekly basis due to a {{Dysfunctional Family}} and aforementioned health problems coupled with an inability to pay for them (curse you unsocialized country!).
13	* CrazyCatLady
14	* DarkAndTroubledPast
15	* DeadpanSnarker
16	* GenreSavvy: too much of this for her own good. Psychoanalyzes media into the dirt, somewhat because of this site.
17	* GoodIsNotNice
18	* GranolaGirl
19	* GrayEyes
20	* HotLibrarian: or a variation thereof. I work in a bookstore, and I don't bother to dress dumpy.
21	* IllGirl: I'm quite literally allergic to almost everything. A combination of gluten intolerance and a corn allergy (corn syrup is in everything) make my life hell. Somewhat inverted in that running to a toilet is a lot less poetic than coughing into a dainty handkerchief.
22	* InformedJudaism: Somewhat of a {{Hollywood Atheist}} as a result of being a {{Cosmic Plaything}}. Judaism is a culture anyway, and latkes are delicious.
23	* IntelligenceEqualsIsolation: {{Truth In Television}}. Intimidates people easily, often inadvertently. Has [[ContemplateOurNavels deep intellectual interests]] and reads voraciously. Hates crowds.
24	* JerkassFacade: trusts easily, so chases people off early.
25	* LipstickLesbian
26	* TheNapoleon: 5'1'' and French-Canadian.
27	* OlderThanTheyLook: Gets carded to see R rated movies almost ten years after first being able to see them.
28	* PaleSkinnedBrunette
29	* RidiculousProcrastinator
30	* SillyRabbitIdealismIsForKids: her favorite saying is "life sucks, and then you die"
31	* SirSwearsALot: when attending a sheltered high school, literally taught most of the freshman class how to swear. Was dubbed "Minister of Obscenities" by classmate.
32	* TeamMom: {{Dysfunctional Family}} and {{Parental Abandonment}} equal a reluctant this.
33	* TrashOfTheTitans: total unrepentant slob. Played with, in that her computer files and workspaces are [[NeatFreak anal-retentively neat]].
34	* YuriFan: Revels in pointing out [[HoYay Les Yay]], {{Ho Yay}}, and {{Foe Yay}} at any and all opportunity. Somewhat of a {{Running Gag}} between her friends.
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36	[[WMG: Fandoms She Contributes To]]
37	* HarryPotter
38	* DragonBallZ
39	* TengenToppaGurrenLagann
40	* AvatarTheLastAirbender
41	* {{Naruto}}
42	* FullMetalAlchemist
43	* SailorMoon
44	* DeathNote
45	* {{Twilight}}
46	* DannyPhantom
47	* PercyJackson
48	* SouthPark
49	* InvaderZim
50	* KingdomHearts
51	* {{How to Train Your Dragon}}
52	* {{District 9}}
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54	[[WMG: Pages She Created]]
55	* [[FanficRecs/HowToTrainYourDragon How to Train Your Dragon Fanfic Recs]]
56	* [[PlayingWith/GranolaGirl Playing With Granola Girl]]

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