Line #5 ShoutOut/GuardsNRetards


1	''Mario and the Retarded Spaghetti Factory''
2	* Toad falls from the sky and [[VideoGame/MetalSlug explodes]].
3	* Mario [[WebVideo/JonTron horribly singing]] [[Music/WhitneyHouston "I Will Always Love You"]].
4	* Apparently, Mario lives near [[VideoGame/EarthBound1994 Onett]].
5	* Bowser can be seen reading a book titled [[Literature/FiftyShadesOfGrey "50 Shades of Koopa"]].
6	* Mario listens to [[Music/{{Macklemore}} Thrift Shop]] on his way to the factory.
7	* The boss of the factory is a [[Series/{{Teletubbies}} Teletubby]] in a [[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Willy Wonka getup]]. He also has a [[Literature/TheCatInTheHat familiar hat]].
8	* "[[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants CHOCOLAAAATE!!!"]]
9	* Tubbie Wonka's evil laugh is directly taken from VideoGame/PlantsVsZombies.
10	* [[WebVideo/PewDiePie "You little shit!"]]
11	* Tubbie Wonka plays an [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime ocarina]].
12	* [[Series/{{Dexter}} "Surprise motherf*cker!"]]
13	* [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons "Sweet merciful crap!"]]
14	* [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 "You are dead. Not big surprise."]]
15	* [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames "Please...your omnipotence... have mercy!"]]
16	* Mario [[WebAnimation/PonyDotMov thinking]].
17	* [[WebVideo/{{Smosh}} "Stop right there!"]]
18	* [[VideoGame/HotelMario "Spaghetti!"]]
19	* [[WesternAnimation/AdventureTime "This is UNACCEPTABLLLLLLLEEEE!!!!"]]
20
21	''The Butt Ninja''
22	* One of the guards plays VideoGame/FlappyBird.
23	* [[Film/Transformers2007 "DRINK YOUR PRUNE JUICE!"]]
24	** He then throws a [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Buzzy Beetle]] at the door.
25	* [[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory "You get... NOTHING!"]]
26	* Creator/MorganFreeman becomes a RunningGag.
27	* The Butt Ninja makes a [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants strange noise]] whenever he runs away.
28	* [[WebVideo/GameGrumps "RAISINS!!"]]
29
30	''Pointy Things''
31	* Swagmaster thinks that Sergeant Mark is part of Music/TheWiggles.
32	* Swagmaster [[WebVideo/JonTron horribly singing]] [[Music/WhitneyHouston "I Will Always Love You"]].
33	* [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons "Boooobies!"]]
34	* Whenever Mark catches Chris and Swagmaster [[spoiler:burying the body of Mark's mother]], a [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid familiar sound]] plays.
35	* Swagmaster and Mark have [[spoiler:[[WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory a rap battle]].]]
36
37	''Prisoners''
38	* [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog "Pingas!"]]
39	* [[VideoGame/MetalSlug ROCKET LAUNCHER!]]
40	* After Swagmaster blows up the prisoner, the victory music from ''Franchise/FinalFantasy'' plays.
41	* The title screen uses the victory music from VideoGame/NewSuperMarioBros, conplete with voice clip.
42	* [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames "Please...your omnipotence...have mercy!"]]
43	* [[WesternAnimation/TheSpongeBobSquarePantsMovie "You're hot!"]]
44	** [[WebAnimation/AwesomeSeries "F*ck."]]
45	* [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario and Wario]] end up being in jail together.
46	** [[WebVideo/{{Smosh}} "Wah-ha-ha! I'm-a gonna win!"]]
47	* [[WebVideo/GameGrumps "RAISINS!"]]
48	* [[VideoGame/MarioKart Luigi]] appears in an AffectionateParody of the "Luigi Death Stare" meme.
49	* "I got an [[Series/{{Teletubbies}} autistic bear]] over here, and it's not friendly!"
50	* Po [[WebVideo/{{Smosh}} watches in awe]] as Swagmaster shows off his swag.
51	* Whenever Creator/MorganFreeman blows up Gavin, the game over music from VideoGame/DonkeyKong can be heard.
52	* One of the prisoners is a crazy [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} old man]].
53	* Swagmaster describes the escaped prisoner as "a rectangle with creepy-ass eyes". It turns out to be [[VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} Steve]], but the first thing Chris thinks of is [[Series/BarneyAndFriends Barney]].
54	--->'''Chris:''' Oh jeez, we're screwed!
55	* Whether this is intentional or not is unknown, but Swagmaster hears a car horn and [[VideoGame/TwistedMetal thinks of clowns]].
56	* Steve [[spoiler:[[VideoGame/MetalSlug flying through the roof]].]]
57
58	''Swag Party Hostages''
59	* Music from ''VideoGame/EarthBound1994'' plays as the unnamed kidnapper appears.
60	* Swagmaster [[VideoGame/MetalSlug blowing up]] the Pepsi machine.
61	* [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 "Kiss me!"]]
62	* The kidnapper's ringtone is the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePony'' theme song.
63	* Swagmaster eats a [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros poison mushroom]] and starts hallucinating that he is in the Mushroom Kingdom.
64	* Swagmaster's [[spoiler:secret weapon is called "Mega Swagalicious [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Pingas]]".]]
65	* [[Film/TheDarkKnight "You wanna know how I got these scars?!"]]

Context ShoutOut / GuardsNRetards