Shout Out / Guards N' Retards

Mario and the Retarded Spaghetti Factory

• Toad falls from the sky and explodes.
• Mario horribly singing "I Will Always Love You".
• Apparently, Mario lives near Onett.
• Bowser can be seen reading a book titled "50 Shades of Koopa".
• Mario listens to Thrift Shop on his way to the factory.
• The boss of the factory is a Teletubby in a Willy Wonka getup. He also has a familiar hat.
• "CHOCOLAAAATE!!!"
• Tubbie Wonka's evil laugh is directly taken from Plants vs. Zombies.
• "You little shit!"
• Tubbie Wonka plays an ocarina.
• "Surprise motherf*cker!"
• "Sweet merciful crap!"
• "You are dead. Not big surprise."
• "Please...your omnipotence... have mercy!"
• Mario thinking.
• "Stop right there!"
• "Spaghetti!"
• "This is UNACCEPTABLLLLLLLEEEE!!!!"

The Butt Ninja

• One of the guards plays Flappy Bird.
• "DRINK YOUR PRUNE JUICE!"
  • He then throws a Buzzy Beetle at the door.
• "You get... NOTHING!"
• Morgan Freeman becomes a Running Gag.
• The Butt Ninja makes a strange noise whenever he runs away.
• "RAISINS!!"

Pointy Things

• Swagmaster thinks that Sergeant Mark is part of The Wiggles.
• Swagmaster horribly singing "I Will Always Love You".
• "Boooobies!"
• Whenever Mark catches Chris and Swagmaster burying the body of Mark's mother, a familiar sound plays.
• Swagmaster and Mark have a rap battle.

Prisoners

• "Pingas!"
• ROCKET LAUNCHER!
• After Swagmaster blows up the prisoner, the victory music from Final Fantasy plays.
• The title screen uses the victory music from New Super Mario Bros., conplete with voice clip.
• "Please...your omnipotence...have mercy!"
• "You're hot!"
  • "F*ck."
• Mario and Wario end up being in jail together.
  • "Wah-ha-ha! I'm-a gonna win!"
• "RAISINS!"
• Luigi appears in an Affectionate Parody of the "Luigi Death Stare" meme.
• "I got an autistic bear over here, and it's not friendly!"
• Po watches in awe as Swagmaster shows off his swag.
• Whenever Morgan Freeman blows up Gavin, the game over music from Donkey Kong can be heard.
• One of the prisoners is a crazy old man.
• Swagmaster describes the escaped prisoner as "a rectangle with creepy-ass eyes". It turns out to be Steve, but the first thing Chris thinks of is Barney.

  Chris: Oh jeez, we're screwed!

• Whether this is intentional or not is unknown, but Swagmaster hears a car horn and thinks of clowns.
• Steve flying through the roof.

Swag Party Hostages

• Music from EarthBound (1994) plays as the unnamed kidnapper appears.
• Swagmaster blowing up the Pepsi machine.
• "Kiss me!"
• The kidnapper's ringtone is the My Little Pony theme song.
• Swagmaster eats a poison mushroom and starts hallucinating that he is in the Mushroom Kingdom.
• Swagmaster's secret weapon is called "Mega Swagalicious Pingas".
• "You wanna know how I got these scars?!"
• Whenever the kidnapper explodes, the game over music from Super Mario Bros. can be heard.