| 1 | [[quoteright:300:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/miu_sprite.png]] |
| 2 | [[caption-width-right:300:Beauty *and* brains? Why, it's just not fair!]] |
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| 4 | ''(This page is best read in the voice of Creator/HarukaIshida (Japanese) or Creator/WendeeLee (English) to get the full experience).'' |
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| 6 | [[JustForFun/DescribeTopicHere Describe Miu Iruma, the gorgeous girl genius, here, ya virgin!]] |
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| 8 | Cucks, fucks, and those who suck, you're reading the world's sexiest autobiography on "TV Gropes," written by the one, the only, the legendary Ultimate Inventor herself - Miu Iruma! And I ain't sparing a single sordid detail! |
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| 10 | I make all kinds of gadgets, but the ones worth talking about are my "While Lying Down" toys - ones that let you type while you sleep, read while you sleep... even ones that let you eat while you sleep. I was inspired after seeing how much time people waste on sleep. |
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| 12 | But if you wanna get a bit more personal, I'm an augmented human. Back in the day, I used to be a boring, unremarkable girl with no talent at all. Then, one day, I got into an accident and ended up in a coma. It was real life-and-death type shit. Anyway, I had surgery and barely managed to regain consciousness after that. Since then, I've been chock-full of ideas for inventions! And I had the brains, skills, and physical talent to make those inventions a reality! Now the world can't live without me, my genius, or my smokin' hot body, simple as that! Hyah-hahaha! |
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| 14 | So [[SelfDemonstrating/KokichiOma Cockichi]]'s got his own page, too!? Tch, him and his fuckin' lies... that grape goblin should just go sit in the corner and play with himself! |
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| 16 | (Heads up, A-cup! There are gonna be unmarked spoilers after this, so you'd better fuck off if you wanna enjoy the game the long and hard way! And yes, that is what she said!) |
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| 18 | !!Ah-haha! I dunno what the deal is with these "TV Gropes", but here are some of mine! |
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| 20 | * AgentScully: Man, fuck Angie and her Atua crap! It's all just a load of unscientific bullshit! Besides, if there really was a god, he'd clearly pick me, the gorgeous girl genius, as his chosen one instead of that kooky ditch bitch! Also, fuck Himiko and her magic crap too! That titless 'tard really wants people to believe her shitty parlor tricks are anything but a scam! [--Though, I do wonder what would happen if I participated in Angie's "divine rituals"...--] |
| 21 | * AnimeHair: My hair is very wild, now that I think of it. It looks a bit like these tentacles from a hentai! |
| 22 | * BeautyIsBad: Heeyyy! Just because I take my golden body in stride doesn't mean I need tact! ...But I don't ''mean'' to be bad. It's just... I'm not normal... |
| 23 | %%* BecauseYouWereNiceToMe |
| 24 | * BigBreastPride: Duh-doy! These puppies are the envy of every girl in the academy! ... though that "Suck-ra" bitch has got me beat in the physique department. Urgh... if I'm not the best in the world for my bomb-ass physique, why even keep on living... |
| 25 | * BrainsAndBondage: Wh-what? Y-you couldn't tell that from me being the Ultimate Inventor and from the leather straps all over my body? ...Clean the shit outta your eyes! |
| 26 | * BrownNote: I once made some hot pink lights that, when you stare at 'em long enough while they're flickering, make you start feelin' really good. And then... kersploosh! I wanted to decorate the shit outta the dorms of Hope's Peen Academy with these lights as a present for the lonely bastards who got no one to spend the holidays with, but Kaediot talked me out of it. |
| 27 | * BrutalHonesty: Hey, I'm just sayin' what I'm already thinkin'! Nothin' I say is wasted words! |
| 28 | * CasualKink: Fine, let me jerk that limpdick brain of yours for you... I'm a practitioner of BDSM, as you should tell by my leather straps, choker, and rubber barbed wire collars. I'm into things like bondage and wax play, and I ''really'' enjoy it when people talk shit to me. In addition to that, I have a thing for machines, which is why I enjoy giving Keebo a VERY thorough maintenance, and I am not shy about how much I like to rub one out. |
| 29 | * CharacterTics: [[https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/danganronpa/images/b/b6/Danganronpa_V3_Miu_Iruma_Halfbody_Sprite_%2826%29.png/revision/latest?cb=20180415180831&format=original U-umm]]... Oh, this? It's just something that I do when I get... nervous... |
| 30 | * ChildhoodFriendRomance: You'd think my fantasy would be somethin' super kinky and shit, right? ... [-W-well... my fantasy is actually really vanilla. It's just me havin' a childhood friend and... fallin' in love with him...-] [--[[IJustWantToBeLoved and it makes me feel a little less lonely]]...--] |
| 31 | %%* ComicallyMissingThePoint: |
| 32 | * CruelAndUnusualDeath: I got strangled to death by that dumb fuck Gonta, in the Virtual World, no less. Just when I was about to kill Kokichi and escape the Killing Game, too. How could he fall for that little shit's bull and kill me, of all people?! Was there some kind of error in my program, or Gonta's tiny ass walnut brain?! |
| 33 | * DidntSeeThatComing: Again, I had Cockichi cornered on the roof in the Virtual World! How the fuck was I supposed to know that Tarzan was in cahoots with him the entire time?! |
| 34 | * EveryoneHasStandards: |
| 35 | ** That whole crazy-ass deal with [[SerialKiller Korekiyo]] and [[BrotherSisterIncest his sister]] was a massive turnoff. That's not sexy, that's just fuckin' gross! *hhrrrk!* Oh God, I just threw up in my mouth thinking about it! There's a [[BrainBleach damn]] [[{{Deconstruction}} good]] [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome reason]] why incest hentai should ''remain'' on paper! |
| 36 | ** Also... that masochistic freak Slowko, she... takes things further than me. Her fantasies about being Byakuya's doormat are enough to make me uncomfortable... and ''she's'' got a lotta ass to say that [[HypocriticalHumor I get off on freakier shit than that]]! |
| 37 | * FriendlessBackground: H-Hey! It's not like I don't have any friends! I just don't talk to plebs like you, is all! |
| 38 | * TheFriendNobodyLikes: Despite my golden brain, my big tits, and my sexy personality, nobody likes me very much... |
| 39 | * GadgeteerGenius: Duh-doy! I'm not the Ultimate Inventor for nothing, dick cheese! Hell, you could tie me up and drip hot wax on me, and I'd still invent something groundbreaking! |
| 40 | * HarmfulToMinors: Hey! I was gonna tell some sex stories to counteract Cockichi telling ghost stories to these idiots. I tried to explain myself to Kiyotaka by pointing out how kids find these stories interesting. I mean, look at Pinkie! Th-though... hard head's havin' none of it and scolded me anyway... [--he didn't have to shout...--] |
| 41 | * HatesBeingAlone: Grgh...! ...s-so what if I don't have any friends!? [[BlatantLies Th-that doesn't mean that I'm lonely]]! If anything, I'm relieved to distance myself from plebs like you! Most people don't have what it takes to get on my level anyway... ''[-[sob]-]'' |
| 42 | %%* HaveIMentionedIAmSexuallyActiveToday: |
| 43 | * HiddenDepths: ...Okay, sorry. C-can we just talk? Th-this is... where I really... open up. |
| 44 | ** I... I think I act so loud and obsessed with sex because... I'm lonely. M-m-my... my fantasy is... much more vanilla than you might expect, as it's just me havin' a childhood friend and... fallin' for him... because he's stayed by my side no matter what. And, if he did not come into my life, I would prolly be in a gutter or somethin'... |
| 45 | ** Ehehe. I don't know why, but... being Monotaro's mom is actually really cute. |
| 46 | ** After fallin' for Shuichi, I wanted to show him how versatile I am, so I made him a pie, some cookies, and chocolates! Now that I think of it, they even looked very professional, so I guess that also makes me a master chef! I also added in some hidden ingredients; I made that pie with my hair, those cookies with my fingernails, and those chocolates with my blood, because... w-well, I just want the person I like to eat me... |
| 47 | ** Hey, I know I may act all kinky and shit, but... I prefer that I be taken out on a date before hittin' the sheets... |
| 48 | * HoistByHerOwnPetard: |
| 49 | ** H-How the fuck was I supposed to know virtual toilet paper would be the end of gorgeous me?! Don't make me remember that, you fucktards! |
| 50 | ** Though, on another note, I have an invention that punches you for telling terrible dirty jokes. When I showed it to Poo-ichi, he complained about its name, so I told him that sometimes I'm too lazy to think of names. I am constantly crankin' out new inventions, so he shouldn't expect me to name 'em all. I mean, I don't expect him to name each of his little dudes after he blasts 'em into a tissue, either. And then, when I said that, my own invention punched me. Still though... that was a good punch... Though, that thing has since been remodelled by cherry boy. When I was trying to get that sad-lookin' sow of a nurse to try out one of my inventions (it changes your clothes while lying down and also examines your entire body for a health check... and it does more than just examine), I said it'll be all over before she can say donkey punch. And then... that gut punch machine hit me so hard that I had to have that sow check on me... |
| 51 | %%* IJustWantToBeLoved: |
| 52 | * TheImmodestOrgasm: Oh my... I had a huge one while everyone was discussing Cunt Fu's death! [[JustIgnoreIt B-but... no one said anything about it...]] |
| 53 | * ImplausibleDeniability: Wh-wh-what the what!?!? A-are you tryn' to say that I fell for Shuichi because he stopped me from cuttin' myself open and was worried about me afterwards!? H-he said it first... Shuichi said he's worried about me... cuz he's in love with me... |
| 54 | * InferioritySuperiorityComplex: Fuck you! I don't need to lower myself to the standards of those around me! I'm a fuckin' genius!! ''(cowers)'' ...Wh-What? What do you mean you don't approve? A-Am I too much? ...Please forgive me... |
| 55 | * InnocentlyInsensitive: I... I don't understand. Sometimes I try to lighten the mood a little by making a joke, but... everyone gets mad at me all of a sudden... wh-what did I do? |
| 56 | * InsufferableGenius: Hey! It's only natural to treat the uggos around you like idiots when you've got a superior brain like mine! |
| 57 | %%* InsultBackfire: |
| 58 | * JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Y-you really think that I'm an asshole because I give my classmates nicknames and make fun of virgins like you? Oh, cheer the fuck up! I've actually got a heart of gold that goes along with my golden brain! [-N-not that anyone can see past my act and know the real me... except Keebo. Or maybe Poo-ichi and Kaediot...-] |
| 59 | %%* LaboriousLaziness: |
| 60 | * LadySwearsALot: If [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CPUU0O8Yx8 this video]] doesn't convince you mushheads, I don't know what fuckin' will. |
| 61 | * LoveableSexManiac: Hehehe, if you can't tell from my leather straps, I just love spoutin' out all kinds of lewd shit! If not even that is enough (and I think you're a virgin of a completely different level, in that case), then maybe [[https://i.redd.it/60q6kz697s101.jpg THIS (warning: NSFW) should be enough to make it clear]]! [--Though, I... I prefer that I go on a date with the person I like before I get it on...--] |
| 62 | * MagnumOpusDissonance: My "While Lying Down" series lets people be productive to make up for the time they wasted on sleep. Though, I once made these stupid eyedrop contact lenses as a gag. It doesn't make anyone productive while they sleep, so I deemed it a failure, signed the patent rights to some company, and never looked back. Kaediot told me that some of her friends wear those, but those friends sound like a bunch of fuckin' plebs for thinkin' that's useful! |
| 63 | %%* MasculineGirlFeminineBoy: |
| 64 | * MasturbationMeansSexualFrustration: There's this one time Poo-ichi came up to me, and he was looking all grumpy, so I thought he was feeling all plugged up. To help, I gave him a box containing some fap material I made, like those sunglasses which have all these erotic animations installed (and I even included a video of myself as a bonus) and a recording of my moans! I hope he's putting these to good use, 'cuz you can't get anything done if you're always plugged up! [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial N-not that I'm speaking from personal experience or anything]]...! |
| 65 | * MeaningfulName: The kanji used to spell my first name is 美兎, which means "beautiful rabbit", as is fitting for the gorgeous girl genius! Rabbits are famous for [[ExplosiveBreeder having lots of sex and making lots of offspring]], and this is the perfect metaphor for me and my dirty jokes (my two locks of hair even look like a pair of rabbit ears, now that I think of it...). The kanji for my last name, 入間, means "enter a space". [[HehHehYouSaidX And yes, it is also talkin' about enterin' THAT space]]! The first kanji of my last name, 入, can be used to spell "hairu" (入る), which can mean "to enter" ([[HehHehYouSaidX hee hee hee!]]) but also "to start functioning", which fits with my [[MissFixit talent as the Ultimate Inventor]]! |
| 66 | * TheNicknamer: Hmm... let me see if my golden brain can remember some of those names I called these mushheads... |
| 67 | ** There's "Kaediot" and "Guy-a-Day" for Kaede... |
| 68 | ** ..."Poo-ichi", "Mumbles", "Sherlock Homo", and Kaediot's "beta boytoy" for Shuichi... |
| 69 | ** ..."Titless" and some variations of "Donkey-Lips" for Himiko... |
| 70 | ** ..."Miss Andry", "Cunt Fu", and "Tencrotch" for Tenko... |
| 71 | ** ..."Cockichi" for Kokichi... |
| 72 | ** ..."Bobblehead" and "kooky bitch" for Angie... |
| 73 | ** ..."Creepshow" for Kiyo... |
| 74 | ** ..."Tarzan" for Gonta... |
| 75 | ** ... and "Plain Jane" and "Four-Eyes" for Tsumugi. |
| 76 | ** There's also "Slowko," "mopey masochist mophead," and "Broke-ko" for Toko... |
| 77 | ** ..."Fuckface" and "Bigcockohyeah" for Byakuya... |
| 78 | ** ..."Dogfucker" for Gundham... |
| 79 | ** ...all sorts of pig-related names like "Pig-face" for Teruteru... |
| 80 | ** ..."Nasty warthog," "Christmas ham," and "sad-lookin' sow" for Mikan... |
| 81 | ** ..."[[Franchise/WinnieThePooh Winnie the Piece of Shit]]" for Monokuma... |
| 82 | ** ..."Hard head" for Kiyotaka... |
| 83 | ** ..."Hell on Wheels" for Mondo... |
| 84 | ** ..."[[AscendedMeme Banana gremlin]]" for Hiyoko... |
| 85 | ** ..."Smooth brain" for Akane... |
| 86 | ** ..."Vermin" and "farts and crafts kid" for Jataro... |
| 87 | ** ..."Pinkie" for Kotoko... |
| 88 | ** ... and "Cherry boy," "grease-monkey," and "Miu wannabe" for Kazuichi. |
| 89 | * NoSocialSkills: What do you mean, I can't just blurt out whatever sordid thought crosses my mind?! |
| 90 | * OnlyFriend: Umm... K-Keebo is the only classmate I can call a friend... [--perhaps I can also count Kaediot and Poo-ichi as friends? I don't know if they feel the same, though...--] |
| 91 | * OverworkedSleep: I... tend to do this whenever I am workin' on my inventions. Those cameras I made for Kaediot and Poo-ichi, I... pulled an all-nighter makin' them, and afterwards, just sorta... passed out... |
| 92 | %%* PaperTiger: |
| 93 | %%* ParentalSubstitute: |
| 94 | * PinkMeansFeminine: [[SubvertedTrope Fuck that!]] I may wear pink, but if I started acting all girly and shit nobody'd be around to lighten the mood with filthy jokes! |
| 95 | %%* PleaseDontLeaveMe: |
| 96 | * PunnyName: This is coincidental, but my last name, Iruma, sounds a lot like '''irruma'''tio, a sex act in which you fuck someone's face! |
| 97 | * ReluctantFanserviceGirl: Hm? O-oh... u-uh... well... when Gonta approached me, I, uh... had to use... my secret woman weapon on him... A-and let's just leave it at that... |
| 98 | * {{Robosexual}}: Hell yeah! I love giving Keebo a VERY thorough maintenance, if you know what I mean. |
| 99 | * ShamelessFanserviceGirl: Boo-yah! I'm the gorgeous girl genius, so of course I'd have the perfect body for fanservice! |
| 100 | * ShipperOnDeck: I once saw Kaediot and her beta boy toy walking together, so I told them to take a trip to the warehouse to get some rubbers if they decide to get it on! I thought it would lighten the mood, b-but... they did not find my joke funny... |
| 101 | * ShrinkingViolet: [--Umm... it may not look like it at first, but... I'm actually very sensitive. I'm very easy to startle, especially whenever people shout at me, and... you'd really have to try hard to look past my act and see the real me...--] |
| 102 | * SlutShaming: Ergh! "Slut"!? ...what? I-it's not like I secretly enjoy it when people talk shit to me. This is actually one of my kinks! |
| 103 | %%* StraightManAndWiseGuy: |
| 104 | * SweetBaker: I... umm... after falling in love with Shuichi, I decided to bake him a pie, some cookies, and chocolates. I added some hidden ingredients into those sweets; that pie has my hair in it, those cookies have my fingernails, and my chocolates have my blood mixed in, because... I just want the person I like to eat me. |
| 105 | * TooKinkyToTorture: Like I said, I have a masochism kink. I'm into wax play and I really like it when people talk shit to me, as the banana gremlin apparently found out the hard way. [--Though, I'm nothin' like that mopey masochist mophead Broke-ko. She takes things further than me.--] |
| 106 | * UndignifiedDeath: Fuckin' really?! You're gonna bring up that toilet paper shit again?! |
| 107 | * VengeanceDenied: Tch. Those super losers I call my classmates couldn't appreciate my genius... or... ''me''. I-I... I ''had'' to fight back. There was nothing else I could do... Too bad, though. ''Kokichi'', that little bitch, got in the way! Hmph! |
| 108 | * VirginShaming: Heh! It's obvious you're a virgin if all you do is whack it to my pictures and generally daydream about bein' with a girl with a hot bod like me! Though, I may not look like it cuz my tits are so big, but I've actually got a soft spot for virgins, so keep at it! |
| 109 | %%* VirginityFlag: |
| 110 | * VulgarHumor: I'm a never-ending supply of dirty jokes. They just keep on gushing out and out and out! |
| 111 | * WrenchWench: Well, it comes with being the Ultimate Inventor. I need some mechanical know-how to make a lot of my inventions, especially when I perform maintenance on Keebo. |
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| 113 | --> Wh-What...? D-Don't... leave just yet. I just...wanted to show this article to you... You... really liked reading this? That makes me happy. My article is... Hyah-hahaha! My article is awesome, without even sayin' it! But even geniuses like to be praised! You seem to understand that pretty well! Y'know, I'm glad you took the time to read this. Feel free to think of me during your next tug session! |
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