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2[[caption-width-right:164:[[https://www.deviantart.com/candy2021/art/WHY-CAN-T-I-BE-LESS-BEAUTIFUL-72675642 Awsoem drawing of me]] bi [[https://www.deviantart.com/candy2021 Candy2021]]]]
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4[[Music/MyChemicalRomance MCR]] ROX!
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6Hi my name is [[Fanfic/MyImmortal Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way]] and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like [[Music/{{Evanescence}} Amy Lee]] (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to [[Literature/HarryPotter a magic school called Hogwarts in England]] where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a {{goth}} (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there
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8Lol I bet I sound suooper intresting dont I? But no I am even better than that (it may sound like im showing off but im acally moodest.)becos I hav charcter motivaerions!!!! One ofthese is two fuckc dracco Malfoy hoo is duh a fucking hottttieeee!!!! I would also fuc Vampire Potter. It may sound like I'm a slut, but Im not. I also hav snap and loop in try to watch me and dobby masticates. [[SoBeautifulItsACurse Why must I be beautiful? ITS SUCH A FUKKING CURSE!]]
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10I aso fite voxlmort who is evil and shit and also the prepz who are biches and dont go tohot topik. They are villaians and hav draco bondage!
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12!! Troops about me!
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14* AmbiguouslyBi: Draco says that im bi, but I never seem to get atrakted to gurls.
15* AntiHero: Even tho I'm da good guy, I sometimez kill peeple. In my defence, I'm a vampire!
16* AuthorAvatar: Apparently, mi author based me on hurself... but that does NOT make me a Maru Sue, OK?!?1
17* CensorshipBySpelling: [[NegativeContinuity Sometimes]] I can't say da word c-r-o-s-s.
18* DarkIsNotEvil: Yes, I no I've murdered peeople, and I no Im a vampire and wer black, but I'm nut eevil I swear!
19* DarknessVonGothickName: My first name and all my middle namez are goffic.
20* DaywalkingVampire: Im a vampire but I seem 2 be able to walk in the sun.
21* DeadpanSnarker: I'm vry snide to every1.
22* DudeMagnet: Everyone's in luv with me, even Snaketail!
23* EmoTeen: I'm a dark goff and I'm seventeen.
24* TheFashionista: I love my clothez, shopping 4 them and describing them in gr8 deetail.
25* FlippingTheBird: If u cross me, I'll put up my middle finger at you!
26* GothsHaveItHard: I'm rly deprezzed and cut myself, and all my goff frends went thru horrible problems.
27* GuyOnGuyIsHot: I luv gay and bi guys, unless theyr pedos like Snap n Loopin or r prepz.
28* InformedAttribute: Im good at a lot of stuff, K?! U just never c me doing it!
29* LargeHam: What do you mean I'm dramatic?! You're just jealous becuase you're a prep so STFU!
30* MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces: I wil have sexx in da forest, in klass, in a coffin, in da hallway, and even in da theatre!
31* MeaningfulName: My first name is because mi hair is blak like ebony, my second name is cuz I luv darkness (and da apostrofy is there 2 be kewl), my thurd name... well, peeple say I'm quite demented but wat are dey ta know, muh forth nam is cause ravens r a dark burd, and muh las name is su I kan shar a last nam wid my favrite celebrity.
32* MoodSwinger: I can go from happy 2 boiling mad ta crying mah eyes out at the drop of a hat!
33* TheNicknamer: I call Hermione B'Loody Mary, Ginny Darkness, and Neville Dracula. I also call Harry Vampire, but I didn't cum up with the niknam.
34* NobleBigot: I'm da good guy, but im prejudiced against Christinas. In my defense, they h8 Stanists!
35* OddNameOut: Outta my middle names, "Raven" is de only wun thatz a real gurl's name and not an abstract koncept.
36* OhMyGods: Imma Stanist, so I can't say, "Oh my God!", so I say, "Oh my Satan!" instead.
37* ProneToTears: I cry a lot. Sometimes its reglar tears, sometimes its blood.
38* PungeonMaster: I lik to make dark puns, like "actshelly" as a pun on da wordz "actually" and "hell".
39* ReallyGetsAround: I've screwed Draco, Satan (thatz Voldemorts middle name and wott he went bi in da past) and Vampire, but I'm not a slut I swear!
40* RougeAnglesOfSatin: U dont like my writing then fuk u!!! So watt if it spelz udder wurdz!
41* SelfHarm: Being a vampire, slitting my rists wont kill me, so I do it wen Im board or need cheerin up.
42* SirSwearsALot: I even use cuss wordz as complimentz, bitch!
43* TeensLoveShopping: My teenage friends and I luv shopping at Hot Topic and Tom Rid's store.

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