Line #5 Recap/DanVsS1E1DanVsNewMexico


1	Dan is determined to destroy New Mexico's hot air balloons after a series of New Mexican offences. Meanwhile, Elise has a vendetta to settle against some roadrunners who stole her cotton candy.
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3	!!This episode provides examples of the following Tropes:
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5	* AesopAmnesia: Parodied. Dan stubs his toe on a board game box. He angrily kicks it and hurts his foot again. He's about to kick it again, but stops himself and says he learns from his mistakes... only to hit the swinging lamp that he repeatedly banged his head against earlier.
6	* {{Area 51}}: Or rather, Area 52, is a top secret government base where Elise gets the alien spaceship.
7	* BlameTheParamour: The librarian agrees to help Dan and Chris get revenge on New Mexico, under the condition they "take care of" the man his wife is cheating with.
8	* BlatantLies: While loading him into the ambulance, one paramedic tells the guy who got hit by a bus that he'll be fine. Once he closes the door, the paramedic acknowledges to his partner that the guy's as good as dead.
9	* BerserkButton: Dan does '''not''' like being treated like a child. He pinches Chris when the latter asks him if he'll behave himself.
10	* BrickJoke: Early in the episode, Chris remarks that Elise doesn't like roadrunners. Later on, we get a flashback showing us why.
11	* {{Cult}}: Apparently a staple of New Mexico's hot air balloon community.
12	-->'''Chris:''' ''(after hearing the cultists' ominous chanting)'' Sick Freaks!!\
13	'''Dan:''' Well what do you expect from hot air balloonists? They're just bad people.
14	* CallItKarma: See below.
15	* DisproportionateRetribution: Dan wants an entire state to pay for damage done to his car. Elise uses a spaceship to blow up various locations as revenge for a roadrunner stealing her cotton candy.
16	* DrivesLikeCrazy: Dan notes a history of Chris hitting cyclists. Chris also falls asleep while driving. Later, he runs over a roadrunner (albeit while Dan was strangling him).
17	* EstablishingCharacterMoment: The opening scene quickly shows us what kind of a person Dan is. Upon waking up in his crappy apartment, he strikes his head on a lamp multiple times and is injured several more times just trying to get out of bed. Then he goes to his car, finds the window smashed with a brick and a postcard from New Mexico, and promptly swears revenge on the state of New Mexico. This quickly sets him up as an [[HairTriggerTemper ill-tempered]], [[TheParanoiac paranoid]], [[EvilIsPetty petulant]], and [[RevengeBeforeReason vindictive]] ButtMonkey.
18	* EveryoneHasStandards: Dan is offended that the guy dating the librarian's wife has the gall to hang around the library.
19	* {{Flashback}}: To Elise's childhood, when roadrunners took her cotton candy.
20	* {{Foreshadowing}}: Chris mentions early on that Elise hates roadrunners.
21	* GranolaGirl: Elise buys Granola at the gas station, and tries determinedly to get Chris to make healthier snack options. She doesn't succeed.
22	-->'''Chris:''' It's still one thing if the milkshakes have cookies in them!
23	* JumpOffABridgeRebuttal: In response to Chris saying Dan said they could have burgers instead of salad.
24	-->'''Elise:''' If Dan jumped off a cliff, would you?\
25	''[Chris thinks about it]''\
26	'''Elise:''' Chris!\
27	'''Chris:''' I-I mean, it depends.\
28	'''Elise:''' Don't jump off a cliff!\
29	'''Chris:''' Well, I wasn't planning on it.\
30	'''Elise:''' But if Dan jumped, you would?\
31	''[Chris thinks about it again]''\
32	'''Elise:''' CHRIS!
33	* KillItWithFire
34	* LaserGuidedKarma: Parodied.
35	-->'''Dan:''' Hey, you date a married woman, you get hit by a bus. Karma.
36	-->'''[[OnlySaneMan Chris:]]''' I'm not sure that's how karma works.
37	* {{Metaphorgotten}}:
38	-->'''Dan:''' There's an old saying: "revenge is a dish best served immediately."\
39	'''Chris:''' I don't think that's a saying.
40	* MoralityChain: Chris successfully convinces Dan to not do anything to the guy dating the librarian's wife. They're about to leave when they see the guy hit by a bus.
41	* NoIndoorVoice: Dan, which is one of the reasons he and Chris get kicked out of the library. (The other reason is their fist fight.)
42	* RoswellThatEndsWell
43	* RunningGag: Chris has a tendency to hit cyclists with his car. [[TakeOurWordForIt Not that this is seen as much as it is mentioned.]]
44	* ShoutOut: Dan thinks he and Chris ran over ''the'' [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Roadrunner]].
45	-->'''Dan:''' They use ''a lot'' of make-up on TV.
46	* SkywardScream: Dan has one OnceAnEpisode, but the flashback concludes with a young Elise also doing this.
47	* UnsportsmanlikeGloating: Dan mocks the balloon enthusiasts. Chris points out that doing so causes them to know that they did it.
48	* TemptingFate: In TheTeaser, Dan wakes up saying today's gonna be a good day.
49	* VirginSacrifice: Hey, what else do you expect from balloon enthusiasts?

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