Line #43 Recap/ColumboS10E02


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2	[[caption-width-right:350:Wade Anders will soon be a [[BecameTheirOwnAntithesis villain on his own show!]]]]
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5	Episode: Season 10, Episode 2\
6	Title:"Caution: Murder Can Be Hazardous to Your Health"\
7	Directed by: Daryl Duke\
8	Written by: Sonia Wolf, Patricia Ford, and April Raynell\
9	Air Date: February 20, 1991\
10	Previous: Columbo Goes to College\
11	Next: Columbo and the Murder of a Rock Star\
12	Guest Starring: Creator/GeorgeHamilton]
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14	"Caution: Murder Can Be Hazardous to Your Health" is the second episode of the tenth season of ''Series/{{Columbo}}''.
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16	Wade Anders (Creator/GeorgeHamilton) is the host of ''Crime Alert!'', a true-crime TV series that re-enacts crimes, shows pictures of wanted criminals, and sometimes actually covers the arrests of bad guys. Wade is handsome and successful, and he's got a super tan. Life is good.
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18	Life is good except for one little problem, in the person of Budd Clarke (Wade Haskell), a newscaster and rival of Wade's at the network. Budd was thought to be the first choice for ''Crime Alert!'' and he wanted the job very badly, but Wade spread a lot of stories about Budd's drinking habit and aced him out of the job. A bitter Budd has found a really good piece of dirt on Wade: a pornographic film that a young Wade starred in years ago, with an underaged female co-star.
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20	Budd demands Wade quit ''Crime Alert!'', or he'll go public with the tape and cause a scandal that ruins Wade's career. Wade decides to murder Budd instead. Budd is a chain smoker, so Wade takes a pack of Budd's brand of cigarettes and laces them with concentrated nicotine sulfate, a very deadly poison. While the two of them are having a secret meeting at Budd's house to arrange the terms of Wade's departure, the poison takes effect and kills Budd. Wade switches out the tainted cigarettes for some untainted ones, erases the incriminating story on Budd's computer, and leaves unseen.
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22	But of course he didn't know about Lt. Columbo of the LAPD, who wonders why there are no nicotine stains on the filters of the cigarettes in the ashtray, or why there are no fingerprints on the back side of the paper that Budd supposedly printed out.
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25	!!Tropes:
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27	* AccidentalPervert: Columbo is embarrassed when he goes to the porno store to get a copy of Wade's movie, and is greeted by some pervy dude in an identical wrinkled raincoat who assumes that the lieutenant is a customer too.
28	* AlliterativeName: '''Ba'''rbara '''Ba'''ylor, the woman depicted in the ''Crime Alert'' reenactment at the beginning of the episode.
29	* ArtisticLicenseMedicine: Actually {{subverted}} in this episode. The fatal dose of nicotine sulfate, administered by Wade inserting a few drops into one of the Victory King cigarettes that Budd smokes, probably would kill a man as fast as was shown in the episode. Wade may have added a little more poison than necessary in order to guarantee that it would work.
30	* AssholeVictim: {{Inverted}} in the sense that while Budd is rightfully salty over being defamed by Wade and resorts to blackmail, his situation can be sympathized with. Wade is a somewhat of a narcissist himself and was willing to smear Budd to secure his career with ''Crime Alert!'' This helps viewers cheer on Columbo's efforts to bring him to justice.
31	* BecameTheirOwnAntithesis: Wade Anders -- a crime show host -- will probably become a huge story on ''Crime Alert!'' after Columbo connects them to the murder of Budd Clarke.
32	* BlackmailBackfire: Budd attempts to use Wade's old porno as blackmail material. Wade just feigns agreeing to meet Budd so he can plant poisoned cigarettes for Budd to smoke right away.
33	* BlandNameProduct:
34	** ''Crime Alert!'' is obviously based on ''Series/AmericasMostWanted''.
35	** The porno Wade appeared in long ago, ''Holly Does Houston'', is a goof on famous 1978 porno ''Debbie Does Dallas''.
36	* ChekhovsGunman:
37	** The guy trimming the hedges at Wade's office. The trimmed hedges destroy Wade's alibi tape.
38	** The dog at Bud's house that jumped up onto Columbo's car door. He did the same thing on Wade's car door, scratching it in the same manner--and the dog is missing one claw on its left paw.
39	* ComplexityAddiction: Wade really goes overboard with his murder plot. He goes to a lot of trouble crafting a fake video recording for an alibi, when he could have just exited his office by a rear window. And he does his whole thing with the fake cigarettes, when he could have just flushed the tainted ones down the toilet and called 911 after he was sure Budd was dead.
40	* DrivesLikeCrazy: Columbo's confused driving makes a return in this episode when he has a head-on parking lot collision with Wade's car due to both having PlayedForLaughs confusion over right-of-way. This one seems so completely avoidable that it seems like Columbo is gripping the IdiotBall tightly here.
41	* GPSEvidence: Columbo's car is scratched by Budd's dog when he arrives at the scene for the first time. The dog has a missing claw on its left paw, which ends up being the damning evidence to prove Wade has been to Budd's house, because the dog also scratched Wade's car in identical fashion when he was there committing the murder.
42	* InLoveWithTheMark: More like "in love with the intended murder victim". Barbara Baylor falls in love with Duke [=DiMarco=], the man she was originally going to help her husband kill.
43	* OverlyLongGag: While Columbo and Wade arrive at his office at the same time, Columbo spends several minutes misunderstanding or not hearing Wade's instructions on who parks where, causing both of them to accelerate at the same time and almost hit each other several times until they finally crash into each other. Whether this is a case of Columbo's CloudCuckooLander tendencies being exaggerated so that he ends up witnessing the overly friendly dog's claw marks on Wade's car by accident or if he's doing it on purpose so that he has an excuse to check out Wade's car without raising his suspicions is unknown.
44	* PreMortemOneLiner: A perimortem one liner. As Budd is choking out due to the poison, Wade snarks, "I told you those things were gonna kill you."
45	* PornCreatorGoingMainstream: Wade Anders has a secret past in porn. When Budd Clarke tries to blackmail him with this info, Wade kills him.
46	* PostMortemOneLiner:...which is followed by one of these. As Wade is wrapping up and leaves, he mockingly says "News at 11" to Budd's corpse.
47	* ProsceniumReveal: The opening scene has a hot young babe and her studly lover murdering her husband for the insurance money. A shot of a TV monitor then reveals that this is a reenactment on ''Crime Alert!''.
48	* RewindReplayRepeat: One of many episodes of ''Columbo'' where the lieutenant is rewinding and replaying a tape in order to break an alibi. This time he finally notices that the supposed alibi tape from Wade's office shows that the well-trimmed hedges from the morning suddenly became un-trimmed in the afternoon. (Wade spliced in a recording from a different day.)
49	* SecondFaceSmoke:
50	** Budd starts to light up a cigarette in Wade's dressing room. Wade the non-smoker says, "Budd, I would rather you not smoke in here." Budd proceeds to light up and blow the smoke in Wade's face.
51	** Columbo is more subtle about it, but he does light up his cigar in Wade's office, after Wade is arrested.
52	* TaintedTobacco: Wade uses Clark's chain smoking habit to poison him by adding concentrated nicotine sulfate drops, which kill almost instantly, to his cigarettes.
53	* TakeAThirdOption: Budd gives Wade two choices: quit ''Crime Alert!'' quietly, or be forced out through a scandal. Wade goes with murder instead.
54	* TheUnreveal: Yet another instance of Columbo's wife being teased, only to not appear onscreen. This time around, Columbo takes her to the police ball and is about to introduce her to Wade, but sees that she got lost in the crowd [[StealthHiBye before he could notice]]. It's also not made clear whether Wade meets her offscreen afterwards.

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