Line #38 Recap/StrongBadEmailE84KidsBook


1	'''Airdate:''' Monday, September 8, 2003
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3	'''Sender:''' Steve Buttz
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5	->'''Strong Bad:''' Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...a-da sbemail.
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7	Steve "Never mind, I'm not even gonna ''touch'' that one" wants to know if Strong Bad has ever written a children's book, along with what it was about, and if Strong Bad tried to teach the kids any new words.
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9	->'''Strong Bad:''' Yeah, I wrote a children's book. Who hasn't? I mean, kids can barely read as it is so how hard can it be to write for them?
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11	Strong Bad shows off ''Everyone Is Different'', which is clearly an old book on diversity by Lem Sportsinterviews that Strong Bad doodled over and defaced, turning what were once innocent pictures of different children at play into all sorts of random and deadly situations.
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13	* "Some people are about to be run over. Frankie has about five seconds."
14	* "Some people are very tall and merciless. Quincy is destroying San Antonio."
15	* "Some people wears glasses. Beth looks like a dude.
16	* "Some people are squirrel-handed. Gregor is a weird name."
17	* "Some people have braces. Some people have headgear. Fran could play linebacker for the Raiders."
18	* "Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives. Albert has."
19	* "Some people have a Southern accent, and those are hot. Trisha is a severe hottie."
20	* "Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hillary's legs are being digested."
21	* "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww..."
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23	->'''Strong Bad:''' So there's my book. Pretty good, eh Steve? And the words that we taught the kids were, uh, "fangoriously", "gelatinous", and um... "linebacker". You know, education at its finest. Well, some people need to go get an ice cream sandwich. Strong Bad needs to go get an ice cream sandwich. (''gets up and leaves'')\
24	(''The Paper comes down'')
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26	!!Tropes:
27	* AmbiguousGender: Strong Bad remarks that a bespectacled girl named Beth "looks like a dude."
28	* AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever: "Some people are very tall and merciless. Quincy is destroying San Antonio."
29	* BlatantLies: Strong Bad "wrote" ''Everyone Is Different''.
30	* BlobMonster: Strong Bad draws Hillary as being devoured by "a gelatinous monster".
31	* BracesOfOrthodonticOverkill: Fran, one of the kids in ''Everyone Is Different'', has both headgear and braces.
32	* CallBack: ''Everyone Is Different'' was originally by Leomard Sportsinterviews, first mentioned as the author of ''This Book Is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base'' in [[Recap/StrongBadEmailE17Studying studying]]. This is [[http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Lem_Sportsinterviews far from Lem's only other appearance]].
33	* CaptainObvious: On Albert's page, Strong Bad has drawn a man flying out of a detonated enemy base screaming "AHH! i'M [=BEiNG=] [=KiLLED=]!!"
34	* CreatorCameo: Strong Bad draws himself next to Trisha saying "hiya hotcakes."
35	* CuteBruiser: "Some people have braces. Some people have headgear. Fran could play linebacker for the Raiders."
36	* IncendiaryExponent: "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awwwww."
37	* LadyLooksLikeADude: As Strong Bad's narration puts it, "Beth looks like a dude."
38	* MythologyGag: An Easter Egg features a defaced version of ''Literature/TheHomestarRunnerEntersTheStrongestManInTheWorldContest''.
39	-->Everybody throws shot puts at the Homestar Runner. He is bleeding pretty bad.
40	* PerfectlyCromulentWord: Strong Bad describes one kid as being "fangoriously" devoured.
41	* SouthernBelle: "Some people have a Southern accent, and those are hot. Trisha is a severe hottie."
42	* StuffBlowingUp: "Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives. Albert has."
43	* SubvertedKidsShow: In the style of a book. "Some people are about to be run over. Frankie has about 5 seconds."
44	* UnfortunateNames: On reading the sender's last name, Strong Bad quips "Never mind, [[EveryoneHasStandards I'm not even gonna touch that one]]."
45	* YouAreFat: Strong Bad suggests that Fran, who is heavyset, could play linebacker for the Raiders. Later on, Strong Bad mumbles "linebacker" when mentioning words used to teach the kids.
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47	->'''Strong Bad:''' (''DVD version only'') (''reading an extra hidden page picturing Eh! Steve'') Some people are named "Eh! Steve". Eh! Steve is not exactly a person.

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