Line #26 Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS4E8


1	'''Release:''' February 22, 2011
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3	'''Focus:''' Nostalgic commercials
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5	!!This review contains examples of!
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7	* AlternateCharacterInterpretation: [[{{Inuniverse}} Critic]] calls the kids in the Smooshies and Grape Escape commercials sadists.
8	* BadBadActing: Critic mocks a girl who says an entranced "Wow!" in a Barbie commercial for this.
9	* BigNo: Critic when a fisherman asks his partner where did the Wunder Boner come from.
10	* CargoShip: [[{{Inuniverse}} Critic's interpretation]] of the kids wanting their Pops from the Corn Pops commercials.
11	* CallBack
12	** During the ''VideoGame/AfterBurner'' commercial, Critic recalls a scene from ''Film/SuburbanCommando''.
13	** Critic plays a clip of [[Film/SuperMarioBros1993 Koopa]] saying [[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS1E8 "Monkey!"]].
14	** Critic says that the rapper in ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaLinksAwakening'' commercial should do a duet with {{Film/Kazaam}}.
15	** [[WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfZelda1989 "Well excuuuuuuse me, Princess!"]].
16	** [[Film/TheRoom2003 "You are tearing me apart, Corn Pops/Fun Fruit Trees!"]]
17	* DoubleEntendre: "I'LL MAKE YOU EAT ''YOUR'' WIFE'S BOX!"
18	* DrivenToSuicide: Critic interprets the unseen woman on the phone in the Cabbage Patch Kids commercial shocked about having grandchildren and yelling "I don't want to live!".
19	* FlatWhat: Critic gives two to the Johnson boat commercial.
20	* InnocentInnuendo: The Johnson and Wunder Boner commercials.
21	* JawDrop: Critic when the Wunder Boner commercial comes on.
22	* MundaneMadeAwesome: "FUCKING BUBBLES!"
23	* RattlingOffLegal
24	** When a gorilla appears in a Burger King Kids' Club commercial, a disclaimer appears reading "Actual odds of getting raped by a gorilla in a Burger King now only 1 in 5".
25	** He also does one during the ''Film/SongOfTheSouth'' commercial.
26	* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: During a Cocoa Pebbles commercial, Critic as Fred gives one to Barney.
27	-->'''Critic as Fred:''' Okay, Barney. Um, before I chase you around in some comedic routine, I just want to ask you one thing. ''Look at yourself.'' Just really look at yourself. I mean... My God, Barney. ''My God.'' You're a pathetic ''wreck.'' I mean... that stage alone. How much did that cost you? Hundred, maybe thousands of dollars? And you keep doing this every week. Week after week, you blow your money away when you could be spending time with your family! This is why you're defaulting on your mortgage, Barn! This is why Betty has to strip! Here, here's uh... twenty dollars. That's... that's good for a couple boxes. Go. Go to the store, get a few and enjoy yourself! You have a problem, Barn, you have a real serious problem and it needs to be addressed. I mean seriously, Barn! What is it about my cereal that sets it apart from other cereals!?\
28	'''Critic as Barney:''' 'Cause it came from your wife's box.\
29	'''Critic as Fred:''' Okay, Barn! You're going down! (''[[DramaticGunCock cocks a gun]] and shoots after Barney'')
30	* RunningGag: Critic getting annoyed by commercials urging kids to call a hotline number.
31	** [[AccidentalInnuendo "You, your X, and your Johnson."]]
32	* ShoutOut
33	** Critic wonders who was really on the other end of the hotline and has a phone chat with [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Herbert]].
34	** The scene where Mr. Owl from the Tootsie Pop commercial [[Film/TheTerminator opens his eyes]].
35	** Scream sounds from ''WesternAnimation/RenAndStimpy'' and ''WesternAnimation/TomAndJerry'' play during the Grape Escape commercial.
36	** A clip from ''Film/PulpFiction'' plays during the ''Guess Who?'' commercial.
37	** In the madness of the Corn Pops commercial, pictures from ''Film/TheShining'' flash by.
38	** A clip from ''Film/TheEvilDead1981'' plays during the Fun Fruits commercial.
39	** [[Film/TheBigLebowski "Johnson?"]]
40	* SoOkayItsAverage: The Critic's summation of ''Film/SongOfTheSouth'', as part of his RattlingOffLegal on it: "See the film that millions of people around the world are calling... 'OKAY!'"
41	* {{Sting}}: When the Wunder Boner is revealed.
42	* SubvertedCatchphrase: "I'm The Nostalgia Critic and... ugh. Wunder Boner? REALLY?!"
43	* TakeThat
44	** Critic says that the ''[[WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse1983 He-Man]]'' hotline commercial turns the sexual undertones into sexual ''over''tones.
45	** Critic says the dinosaurs from ''WesternAnimation/DinoRiders'' would be awesome if [[Film/JurassicPark1993 Jeff Goldblum]] wasn't with them.
46	** Critic says that because of the environmental trading cards, Burger King Kids' Club Meals will never beat Happy Meals.
47	* TemptingFate
48	** When Critic says that the commercial for ''Link's Awakening'' is stupid with the rap and that the Japanese treated the franchise with more respect, it cuts to the Japanese commercial.
49	--->'''Critic:''' ''(in response, imitating Link)'' [[MemeticMutation Well, excuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess!]]
50	** Critic asks how can the Johnson commercial get any more creepy, the next lyric (You, your kids, and your Johnson) makes him do a JawDrop.
51	** As Critic speculates that the risque name for the Johnson boat wasn't intention, the Wunder Boner commercial comes on.
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54	[[TheStinger "My WIFE would like that!"]]

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