Line #21 Recap/DragonBallZAbridgedK2


1	->"''This is a parody. BUY THE F[[SoundEffectBleep ***]]ING SHOW!''"
2	-->-- '''Freeza'''
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4	The entirety of ''Dragon Ball Z Abridged'' Season 2 is covered in a short period of time.
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6	* Krillin decides to go to space, taking Bulma and Gohan with him.
7	* The trio reaches Namek, with Vegeta landing nearby.
8	* Vegeta meets, and then kills, Cui.
9	* Freeza asks for the Dragon Balls, having Dodoria kill the elder's kid before killing him.
10	* Gohan saves the last remaining Namekian, and Krillin goes quack.
11	* Dodoria chases after Gohan, Krillin and the survivor, but loses thanks to Krillin's Solflah and Vegeta.
12	* Dodoria reveals to have a ''thick, meaty, '''vagina''''' before Vegeta kills her to repress the reveal.
13	* The Namekian is revealed to be named Dende, but Krillin calls him "Little Green".
14	* Freeza learns that Dodoria is dead, and has Zarbon to go after him.
15	* Gohan looks after Dende, and Krillin has Bulma do nothing for the rest of the trip.
16	* Vegeta finds, and then hides, a Dragon Ball.
17	* Vegeta runs into Zarbon, who transforms and kicks the Sayian's ass.
18	* Krillin reachs Guru's place, and Nail gives Krillin the Dragon Ball while Guru keeps adding titles to himself.
19	* Vegeta is placed into a healing pod before breaking out and stealing all of Freeza's Dragon Balls.
20	* Vegeta attacks the Z-Warriors' hideout, kills Zarbon, and claims their Dragon Ball.
21	* Vegeta attacks Gohan on the way back to where he hid his Dragon Ball, but Gohan is revealed to have stolen said Dragon Ball.
22	* Vegeta discovers this and furiously rushes after the Z-Warriors.
23	* Freeza learns that Zarbon is dead, and has one of his underlings call the Ginyu Force.
24	* Gohan and Dende are at Guru's place, where Guru gives Gohan a meaningless power-up.
25	* Vegeta appears outside of Guru's place to attack them, but is forced to team up with them due to the Ginyu Force arriving.
26	* The Ginyu Force [[DroppedABridgeOnHim are killed by Goku's ship]], [[DeathFromAbove which crash lands on top of them]], but leaves Goku out of commission.
27	* Goku is forced into the pod to recover, while Goku wonders [[DeusExitMachina if it will become a trend]].
28	* Freeza is crushing Nail.
29	* The Team Three Star joke is stated to be not funny by Vegeta.
30	* Vegeta gives them armor before napping.
31	* The Z-Warriors gather all the Dragon Balls and with Dende's help, summon the Dragon.
32	* Krillin wastes the first two wishes on reviving Piccolo and then bringing him to Namek.
33	* Piccolo fuses with a nearly dead Nail.
34	* The Z-Warriors' last wish is interrupted by Vegeta, who threatens to murder Dende's parents if he doesn't get immortality.
35	* Guru dies, killing the dragon.
36	* Freeza appears, pissed as hell.
37	* Freeza evolves into his second form.
38	* Krillin gets impaled on Freeza's horns.
39	* Piccolo, now more powerful from fusing with Nail, arrives to help beat Freeza.
40	* Krillin reveals that he's still alive thanks to Dende. Dende then gets blown up by Freeza.
41	* Freeza skips to his fourth form, much to Krillin's confusion.
42	* Vegeta tries multiple times to reveal that he's a Super Saiyan, only for Freeza to give him a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown every chance Vegeta gets.
43	* Goku recovers in time to save Vegeta from Freeza.
44	* Vegeta is killed by Freeza.
45	* As Goku prepares to deck Freeza, King Kai expresses his refusal to train Tien, Yamcha and Chiaotzu.
46	* Goku uses the Spirit Bomb on Freeza in a last-ditch effort to defeat him.
47	* Goku seemingly wins and declares that they didn't lose Krillin, only for Freeza to reveal that he's still alive by killing Krillin.
48	* Freeza then injures Piccolo, prompting Gohan to ask why didn't he dodge.
49	* Enraged, Goku becomes a Super Saiyan and calmly tells Gohan to take Piccolo and leave.
50	* After Goku declares himself a Super Sandwich and punches Freeza, Freeze responds by trying to destroy Namek.
51	* King Kai assumes Goku is dead, only to also declare he's probably still alive.
52	* Kami informs King Kai that they gathered Earth's Dragon Balls, and King Kai tells him to do the thing.
53	* As Namek is about to be destroyed, Freeza gets sidetracked by the return of Porunga.
54	* Freeza tries to wish for immortality, but Porunga refuses because he doesn't speak Namekian.
55	* Dende wishes everyone on Namek to Earth, including the newly-revived Vegeta.
56	* Piccolo is confused about what happens before Gohan says he thinks Porunga brought everyone on Namek to Earth, prompting Piccolo to say "ALL OF THEM?!"
57	* Super Kami Guru declares himself hilarious and they shall quote everything he says as he passes on. A Namekian then declares that Guru will be missed.
58	* Goku gets bored fighting Freeza and decides to leave.
59	* Freeza gets pissed at Goku getting bored and tries to kill him with a Kien-structo Disc, only to get cut to pieces by it.
60	* Freeza points Goku towards his spaceship as he lays dying.
61	* Goku excitedly presses the Muffin Button multiple times to the point of turning Namek into a giant muffin.
62	* Namek then explodes into muffins.
63	* Nappa unsubscribes from Team Four Star after finishing the video.
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65	!!Tropes:
66	* AdaptedOut:
67	** The entire Ginyu Force is [[DroppedABridgeOnHim killed immediately]] [[DeathFromAbove by Goku's ship crashing on them]], which ''still'' ends with [[DeusExitMachina Goku being placed in a recovery pod]].
68	** Freeza's third form isn't shown. {{Lampshade\|Hanging}}d by Krillin, who questions what happened to it after Freeza goes from his second form to his fourth and final form. [[GagSub The Canadian subtitles]] quip that Creator/RidleyScott sued them.
69	* AntiClimax: Goku's transformation into a Super Saiyan takes very little time, and is accented by a squeaky noise.
70	* CallBack: Guru is hilarious and you will quote everything he says.
71	* DiesDifferentlyInAdaptation:
72	** The entire Ginyu Force is nonchalantly killed by Goku's ship crashing in them, [[AdaptedOut adapting out]] the entire Ginyu Force arc.
73	** Guru dies the same peaceful way he died in the original series rather than his... [[EatenAlive less than peaceful death]] in ''Abridged''.
74	--->'''Guru:''' Hey guys. Dying.\
75	'''Namek Villager:''' Do you have any last words, sir?\
76	'''Guru:''' [[RunningGag I am hilarious... and you will quote... everything... I... say...]]\
77	'''Namek Villager:''' Ehh, he'll be missed.
78	* DisproportionateRetribution: Goku punches Freeza once and Freeza calls him a prick and tries to blow up the planet.
79	* FreezeFrameBonus: In addition to the usual Solar Flare image (in this case Creator/{{Lanipator}} dressed as [[Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow Dr. Frank-N-Furter]]), the interior of Goku's ship is visible for one frame when it crashes and explodes.
80	* GratuitousJapanese: "No, Freeza-dono, yamete!" (Or, in Goku's case, Freezer.)
81	* IronicEcho: Instead of Gohan going [[BigNo "NOOOOO!!!"]] when Freeza shot Piccolo, he instead says "Why... didn't... you... DOOOODGE?!", similar to when Piccolo says this after TakingTheBullet for Gohan when they fought Nappa.
82	* LaughingMad: Vegeta spends ''three scenes'' maniacally laughing as things go his way (collecting the dragon balls, killing Zarbon and kneeing Gohan in the chest).
83	* OverlyLongGag: Guru renaming himself takes two scenes, and is partially skipped over by other scenes.
84	-->'''Nail:''' (''gives Krillin the Dragon Ball'') Just take the thing, [[LampshadeHanging he'll be at this for a while]].
85	* RapidFireComedy: Just like the previous ''Kai'' episode, jokes are constantly being thrown out every few seconds.
86	* RunningGag:
87	** The Dragon Balls are constantly referred to as "The Thing" or "The Things".
88	** Most of Dende's lines are just him nonchalantly saying "Hey."
89	* SelfDeprecation:
90	** Vegeta's response to "Team Three Star" could be the writers expressing regret, because ''they'' didn't find the joke funny either.
91	--->'''Vegeta:''' That's not funny! It's never been funny! It's never gonna be funny!!
92	** The video completely edits out the Ginyu Force Arc and Freeza's third form, but the episode is still [[ArcFatigue three times as long]] the first Kai parody.
93	** At the very end, Nappa is shown unsubscribing from Creator/TeamFourStar in response to seeing the episode.
94	* SuddenlyShouting: Inverted by Vegeta's 'Team Three Star' rant.
95	-->''THAT'S NOT FUNNY! IT'S NEVER'' BEEN ''FUNNY! IT'S NEVER GONNA'' BE ''FUNNY!'' [[MoodWhiplash Put on these clothes, Imma nap.]]
96	* TogetherWeAreX: The Ginyu Force begin to say this, only to get KilledMidSentence.
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98	->'''Nappa:''' Aaaaand unsubscribed.
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