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1	->'''Wayne:''' Now, if you were studying buffoonery and idiotic behavior, ''that'' is something we're experts on.
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3	->'''Wayne:''' You said you hadn't brought a gun.
4	->'''Waxillium:''' I didn't bring ''a'' gun. You know me better than that, Wayne. I never go anywhere with just one.
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6	->'''Wayne:''' I thought of you happy in a comfy bed, resting and relaxing, spending the rest of your life sipping tea and reading papers while people bring you food and maids rub your toes and stuff...
7	->'''Waxillium:''' And?
8	->'''Wayne:''' And I just couldn't leave you to a fate like that. I'm too good a friend to let a mate of mine die in such a terrible situation.
9	->'''Waxillium:''' Comfortable?
10	->'''Wayne:''' No. ''Boring.''
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12	->'''Wayne:''' Seemed like you two were having some kind of 'smart people' moment. Didn't want to interfere.
13	->'''Wax:''' Wise of you. Your stupidity can be infectious.
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15	->''He became as heavy as a boulder, then as heavy as a building, [[SerialEscalation then heavier.]]''
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17	->'''Waxillium:''' Two tripwires, rigged with explosives. Nothing else dangerous that we could find. Other that Wayne's body odor.
18	->'''Wayne:''' That's the smell of ''incredibleness!''
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20	->'''Marasi:''' Wayne?
21	->'''Voice from the darkness:''' He is dead, young lady. I am sorry for your loss.
22	->'''Marasi:''' ''[gasp of horror]''
23	->'''Voice from the darkness:''' Yes, he was simply too handsome, too clever, and too immensely remarkable in all aspects of his existence to allow to live. It took a hundred men to bring him down, and he killed all but one. His last words were "Tell Wax...that he's a total git...and he still owes me five notes."
24	->'''Marasi:''' ''Wayne!''
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26	->'''Wayne:''' Oh, Wax has always been solemn. But when he's at his best, there's a smirk underneath.
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28	->"''Survive''"
29	-->--[[spoiler:-Kelsier]]

Context Quotes / WaxAndWayne