Line #36 Quotes/ThreeWishes


1	->''"Three wishes, to be exact. And ixnay on the wishing for more wishes. That's all. ''(turns into a slot machine)'' Three. ''(popping out of the slot machine)'' Uno, dos, tres. ''(as Creator/GrouchoMarx)'' No substitutions, exchanges or refunds."''
2	-->-- '''Genie''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}}''
3
4	->'''Sahjhan:''' Thank you mortal, for releasing me from my cursed prison. In gratitude I grant you three wishes.\
5	'''Connor:''' Really?\
6	'''Sahjhan:''' [[SubvertedTrope Nah, I'm just messin' with you.]]
7	-->-- ''Series/{{Angel}}''
8
9	->(Polnareff discovers Judgment's lamp.)\
10	'''Polnareff''': Whoa! What's this...uh curry-serving sorta container? Looks like one of those Magical [=LLLLLLLLamps=]. There are plant... plan... plenty of things that don't look like they seem.\
11	(Polnareff shrugs.)\
12	'''Polnareff''': Not so sure, but it seems very valuable. Let's try some rubbin'! Rub rub rub rub rub!\
13	(Polnareff rubs the magic lamp.)\
14	'''Polnareff''': Whooooaaaaah!\
15	(Polnareff is launched into the air.)\
16	'''Narrator''': Polnareff was launched 3 meters into the air from the pressure of the magi... lamp, but that is irrelevant.\
17	'''Polnareff''' What the heck was that?!\
18	(Polnareff spots Judgment.)\
19	'''Polnareff''': What the heck are you?!\
20	'''Judgment''': Finally free from the [=LLLLLLLLamp!=]\
21	'''Polnareff''': A new Stand?! Chariot!\
22	(Polnareff summons Silver Chariot and tries to attack Judgment. He fails and gets punched in the face by Judgment.)\
23	'''Polnareff''': How strong!\
24	'''Judgment''': What is the meaning of this assault on me? I am a genie that was sealed away in this lamp.\
25	'''Polnareff''': A genie from a lamp?\
26	(Polnareff points at Judgment.)\
27	'''Polnareff''': This ain't some fantasy bullcrap. Don't sprout that bullshit, dumbass!\
28	'''Judgment''': Anything. Three. Three wishes I will grant thee. Your wishes will be granted without question, muyhnaghahehaha.\
29	'''Polnareff''': You'll grant my wishes? If what you're saying is true, then prove it by making me rich!\
30	'''Judgment''': Your first wish is granted. Hail 2 U!\
31	(Judgment grants Polnareff's wish.)\
32	'''Polnareff''': Whoa! A pile of wealth!\
33	'''Narrator''': Polnareff was buried with a pile of wealth.\
34	(A huge pile of gold falls on top of Polnareff. [[VisualNovel/UminekoWhenTheyCry Beatrice]] is laughing at Polnareff.)\
35	'''Polnareff''': Dying!
36	-->-- ''WebVideo/VaguelyRecallingJoJo''
37
38	->''"Imagine if you had three wishes, three hopes, three dreams... and they could all come true."''
39	-->-- {{Tagline}} of ''WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}}''
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41	->''"It always goes the same way. The first wish -- something stupid. Like a giant sandwich or something. (See, it's that sandwich wish that made us make this video.) The second wish -- a big reality changer. Something that involves money and power... [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor until it goes horribly awry]], which leads us to the third wish: [[ResetButton 'I wish I never met you!']]"''
42	-->-- '''Norm the Genie''', ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'', "[[WesternAnimation/FairyIdol Fairy Idol]]"
43
44	->'''Flying Dutchman:''' Tell ya' what. You give me back the sock, and I'll give you... three wishes!\
45	'''Patrick:''' Make it five!\
46	'''Flying Dutchman:''' ''Four!''\
47	'''Patrick:''' Three. Take it or leave it!\
48	'''Flying Dutchman:''' ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' Oookay. Uhh... three. You get ''three'' wishes.
49	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS2E13ShanghaiedGaryTakesABath Shanghaied]]"

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