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1! From the original fic
2
3-> Hi my name is Sara (not Palin unfortanetly) and im a 13 yearold girl who loves America and God and the Constantution so i librul soshalist who likes barrack obama than LEAVE NAO and go back too getting wefare for noting and trying to turn every1 into gay athists also I lik video games like supper smash bras and otters even thou im a gril (my mom sad id turn a les if I play video game but I put pics of jaykob from twilit and juston beber in my room so idont).
4--> '''The first author's note'''
5
6-> you Christens wil be defeet on day! athests alreedy rule dis cuntry becuz of obama car and son all Christens will goto deaf panells!
7--> '''Chap 1: Misson Form God'''
8
9-> BECAUSE IMA LESBAN!
10--> '''Samus in Chap 2: Sara Meats Charecters'''
11
12! From The REEL Sekwel
13
14! From [=MSTs=]
15-> Abandon all hope, ye who carry on from this point
16--> '''Mintaka-TK. Chapter 1'''
17
18-> ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
19--> '''Everyone in Double-Dee-Edd-Boy's commentary of chapter 2'''
20
21-> Welp, [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Chairman Mao had sex with Pearl Harbor]]
22--> '''[[VideoGame/{{Klonoa}} Guntz]] in Double-Dee-Edd-Boy's commentary of chapter 12'''
23
24-> So, the PCC, Sara, attacks by shitting on things.
25--> '''Lui. Chapter 4 Revisted'''
26
27-> First one on the chopping block… The queen of all Smash Brothers badfics and probably all of Vg fic-dom! The obscene… the infamous… the one and only… Supper Smash Bros Mishonh from God!
28-> *generic duh-duh daaahhh!!!!*
29--> '''Erika, ''Fanfic/AWildBadficAppearedCommentaries'' Episode 1, "A Wild Badfic Appears!"'''
30
31-> (Erika: Oh my Laika, she just left a bulls-eye for us, boys! PINYATA TIME!)(Ness and Sonic: Like YOU?!)(Robin: Like hair like person, they say!)(Rock: That was an unfortunate typo?)(Rush: Woof!)
32--> '''A Wild Badfic Appeared! comms. Episode 2, "Let’s get into the meat; and fourth walls yay!"'''
33
34-> Don't question anti-Paula's logic! RESPECT IT!
35--> '''[[VideoGame/EarthBound1994 Ness]], A Wild Badfic Appeared! comms. Episode 3, "Two Blue Recruits and Magic Gum"'''
36
37-> Achievement unlocked. Misspellin' tha same word in tha same line.
38--> '''[[DeadpanSnarker Ness]], A Wild Badfic Appeared! comms. Episode 4, "The Trio's Here!"'''
39
40-> Wait, Snake is Marth's dad here? *Viridi imitation* But his game universe and that game universe have NOTHING to do with eachother!
41--> '''[[spoiler: [[VideoGame/KidIcarus Pit]]]], A Wild Badfic Appeared! comms. Episode 4, "The Trio's Here!"'''
42
43-> And the misspelling of the century goes to ‘Meatball Fake’.
44--> '''Sonia, ''Website/WeirdSSBFanfics'', chapter 4 of the REEL Sekwel'''
45
46! From Youtube Readings
47
48-> Oh my!
49--> '''Let's Dub crew, every time they read something they deem as AccidentalInnuendo. Usually done in the style of Creator/GeorgeTakei'''
50
51-> Gay otters? Oh crap!
52--> '''Tyranee of the Let's Dub crew, after reading one of the recurring misspellings'''
53
54-> [[FlatScare Oh no]].
55--> '''LJ of the Let's Dub crew, whenever the word "Ono" shows up. Usually said in a flat [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure Knuckles voice]]'''
56
57-> That is what we call bad grammar. That is what we call non-existant grammar. This fanfic lives in its own little world, Paco. And you're about to enter it. Welcome to hell.
58--> '''LJ of the Let's Dub crew, said in response to Pacoslimee's question on the grammar in part two of the reading of The REEL Sekwel.'''
59
60-> If you ever thought the English language as it is is too easy, this is a real challenge for you.
61--> '''Rhuze of the Let's Dub crew on the constant grammar errors, said to Guildencrantz in part three of the reading of The REEL Sekwel.'''
62
63-> Pure linguistic terror.
64--> '''Guildencrantz of the Let's Dub crew in response to the above.'''
65
66-> Pinkshuuchan: It's official, everyone's shitting!
67-> Rhuze: Everyone.
68-> Tyranee: Everybody. Well, that's how this fanfic was made.
69-> Rhuze: Pure shit.
70-> Pinkshuuchan: Everyone shits in this fanfic.
71-> Tyranee: That's how it was made though. Like, she just shat on a piece of paper and put it online.
72-> Rhuze: Then she shat a ballet.
73-> Guildencrantz: Well, how did she get it into the disc drive though?
74-> Tyranee: She used her shatgun.
75-> LJ: You don't want to know. Let's not continue this coversation anymore. I'm getting queasy.

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