| 1 | !Most spoilers are unmarked. |
| 2 | '''Note:''' "<Player>" indicates that the message was typed in the in-game chat.\ |
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| 6 | %%->'''x:''' |
| 7 | |
| 8 | |
| 9 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 10 | [[folder:General]] |
| 11 | -> ''"Welcome to Shady Oaks, [[{{Tagline}} the best place to put your feet up!]]"'' |
| 12 | -->--'''Squid''' in his high-pitched "receptionist" voice |
| 13 | |
| 14 | ->''"Snitches get stitches."'' |
| 15 | -->--A common catchphrase (or at least some variation of it) on the server to discourage the stream chat from telling fellow streamers what is happening on someone's stream |
| 16 | |
| 17 | ->''"So we live life like a video.\ |
| 18 | When the sun is always out and you never get old."'' |
| 19 | -->--'''The server description''' on the world selection screen |
| 20 | [[/folder]] |
| 21 | |
| 22 | [[folder:The Kindness Arc]] |
| 23 | |
| 24 | !!The First Stream |
| 25 | ->'''Dan:''' I feel bad. |
| 26 | ->''[Squid and James laughing in the background]'' |
| 27 | ->'''Justin:''' No, you don't. |
| 28 | -->--In response to Justin's microphone failing |
| 29 | |
| 30 | ->'''Dan:''' WHY WOULD YOU HIT IT!? |
| 31 | ->''[Angry enderman screeching]'' |
| 32 | -->--Reactions to Squid hitting an [[EliteMook enderman]] |
| 33 | |
| 34 | ->'''In-game chat:''' [=DanTDM=] was [[UndignifiedDeath poked to death by a sweet berry bush]] |
| 35 | ->[...] |
| 36 | ->'''Dan:''' Guys, don't look at the chat, [[BlatantLies nothing happened]]. |
| 37 | -->--Dan gets killed in a highly embarrassing way |
| 38 | |
| 39 | ->''"Why have I got a sword called Kindness?"'' |
| 40 | -->--'''James''' finding [[MacGuffin Kindness]] |
| 41 | |
| 42 | ->''"How do you make torches again?"'' |
| 43 | -->--'''James''' hasn't played Minecraft in so long that he forgot |
| 44 | |
| 45 | -> '''Dan:''' Where are you? |
| 46 | -> '''Squid:''' To the left of the medbay. |
| 47 | -> '''[James or Justin?], whispering:''' The medbay... |
| 48 | -> '''[James or Justin?], correcting Squid:''' The ''pharmacy''. |
| 49 | -> '''Squid:''' The pharmacy. |
| 50 | -> ''[Everyone laughs for a bit.]'' |
| 51 | -> '''Dan:''' There are no [[AirVentPassageway vents]] in there. |
| 52 | -->--The boys have been playing too much ''VideoGame/AmongUs'' recently |
| 53 | |
| 54 | ->''"Sorry, but you can’t [=PvP=] here."'' |
| 55 | -->--'''In-game chat''', in response to Squid trying to test out [[CoolSword Kindness]] on Justin |
| 56 | |
| 57 | !!The Gamble Stream |
| 58 | ->'''In-game chat:''' [=DanTDM=] tried to swim in lava |
| 59 | ->'''Dan:''' ''[throws off his headphones and [[HeroicBSOD leaves]]]'' |
| 60 | ->[...] |
| 61 | ->'''<[=DanTDM=]>''' [[{{Beat}} ...]] |
| 62 | ->'''<[=DanTDM=]>''' ANYONE WANT TO GAMBLE SOME DIAMOND ITEMS?!" |
| 63 | -->--Dan having another EpicFail moment which ends in death |
| 64 | |
| 65 | !!Squid's Birthday Stream |
| 66 | ->''"Guys... it's-- it's a girl."'' |
| 67 | -->--'''[=ThnxCya=]''''s first reaction to {{LetsPlay/Cupquake}} joining the server |
| 68 | |
| 69 | ->'''Cupquake:''' I'm thinking of opening a bakery, do you guys--? |
| 70 | ->'''Squid:''' Ooh... |
| 71 | ->'''Dan:''' Oh-- yes, you can stay, you can stay. |
| 72 | ->'''Justin:''' Yeah. |
| 73 | ->''[Everyone bursts into laughter.]'' |
| 74 | -->--The boys are starving |
| 75 | |
| 76 | !!In-Between Streams/Episodes |
| 77 | ->''"I was an E-boy before it was cool."'' |
| 78 | -->--'''Dan''' on voice-acting his character in ''WesternAnimation/RalphBreaksTheInternet'' |
| 79 | |
| 80 | !!New Member and Big Deal Stream |
| 81 | ->''"Hello! Welcome to Shady Oaks, the best place to put your feet up, blah blah blah blah blah, stuff over there, stuff over there. ''[reverts back to his normal voice]'' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Okay, that's it, I'm going.]]"'' |
| 82 | -->--'''Squid''' introducing Big B to Shady Oaks |
| 83 | |
| 84 | ->'''Squid:''' We have elevator here. |
| 85 | ->'''Big B:''' Why do I feel like this is a trap? I'm sorry. |
| 86 | ->''[Everyone laughs.]'' |
| 87 | ->'''Justin:''' He's learning! |
| 88 | ->'''Big B:''' Can someone else tell me that's an elevator? |
| 89 | ->'''Justin:''' Alright [...] This is real, this is real. ''[presses elevator button to teleport to the upper floor]'' |
| 90 | ->'''Squid:''' This is microwave. |
| 91 | -->--Never trust Squid |
| 92 | |
| 93 | ->''"There once was a man from Nantucket..."'' |
| 94 | -->--'''Justin''', trying and failing to do impromptu poetry |
| 95 | |
| 96 | ->''"KILL whoever has KINDNESS, bring it back to me."'' |
| 97 | -->--Squid's restricted quest |
| 98 | |
| 99 | ->'''In-game chat:''' [=ThnxCya=] left the game |
| 100 | ->'''In-game chat:''' ''[[=RealThinknoodles=]: Kicked [=ThnxCya=]: for not sleeping]'' |
| 101 | ->'''<[=RealThinknoodles=]>''' oops |
| 102 | -->--Sleep or die |
| 103 | |
| 104 | !!In-Between Streams/Episodes |
| 105 | ->''"And it's kind of funny because the sword is called 'Kindness', but it's brought [...] no kind of kindness to the server, it's b-brought betrayal, it's brought deceit, it's brought tensions... all for this stupid sword."'' |
| 106 | -->--'''James''' lampshading Kindness' IronicName, "Introducing HONEY CO. FARMS!" |
| 107 | |
| 108 | |
| 109 | !!The Curse Stream |
| 110 | ->'''Dan:''' A'rite, James, c'mere, I need to-- I need to tell you something. |
| 111 | ->'''James:''' Uh? ''[approaches Dan]'' |
| 112 | ->'''Dan:''' [[ApologeticAttacker I'm sorry I have to do this.]] I'm real sorry. I, uh-- ''[starts swinging his iron sword at James]'' |
| 113 | ->'''James:''' Whoa… whoa, waitwaitwaitwait, w-- |
| 114 | ->'''Dan:''' I ''have to'' do it! I have to do it! |
| 115 | ->'''James:''' Dan! Stop! Stop! |
| 116 | ->'''Dan:''' You have to-- you have to-- ''[kills James]'' |
| 117 | ->'''In-game chat:''' [=ThnxCya=] was slain by [=DanTDM=] |
| 118 | ->'''James:''' Dan, are you kidding? What?! |
| 119 | ->'''Dan:''' You have to go. |
| 120 | ->'''James:''' Dan, I got Kindness on me! |
| 121 | ->'''Dan:''' Oh-- ''[quickly picks up Kindness and the rest of James' inventory and enchants Kindness with the Curse of Vanishing on his anvil]'' |
| 122 | -> '''James:''' No! |
| 123 | ->'''Dan:''' Bye, James! I'm sorry! ''[hops on Love Child the horse]'' |
| 124 | -> '''James:''' No! |
| 125 | ->'''Dan:''' James, I'm sorry! Bye! |
| 126 | -->--The restricted quest and the revenge plot are carried out simultaneously |
| 127 | |
| 128 | -> ''"You gave it back to James… but with… with some kind of deal?" ''[Squid affirms the statement.]'' "And you [[ILied didn't even]] ''pull through'' on the deal!"'' |
| 129 | -->--'''Dan''' calling out Squid |
| 130 | |
| 131 | ->'''Squid:''' Why do you want rid of the sword so bad? |
| 132 | ->'''James:''' The sword-- the sword brings nothing but bad vibes, it's a cursed sword. |
| 133 | ->'''Squid:''' It's Cursed now, now you've Cursed it-- it was a lovely sword, it was shiny, it was pure-- |
| 134 | ->'''James:''' It was always cursed. The sword came between us all. |
| 135 | ->'''Dan:''' As soon as you touched that sword, Squid, as soon as you-- you felt its power, you changed, buddy, you changed. |
| 136 | ->'''Squid:''' So-- |
| 137 | ->'''Dan:''' Look at your arm, bro, look at it! [[ArmourPiercingQuestion What happened?]] |
| 138 | -->--How Kindness is a cursed sword |
| 139 | |
| 140 | ->'''Squid:''' ''Banned''. Banned. ''Banned'', my friend. You got some serious butt-kissing to do. |
| 141 | ->'''Dan:''' Ey, come here. Don't talk about butts around me, please. |
| 142 | ->'''Squid:''' This- this- You have to-- you have to-- you have to make it up to me, mate. Big time. |
| 143 | ->'''Dan:''' Hey, I got-- Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, I got you that sword back. If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't have the sword. |
| 144 | ->'''Squid:''' It's ''wrecked''. I could have got the sword by myself but I trusted you as a fellow friend, to bring me the sword back in one piece, but you failed. |
| 145 | ->'''Dan:''' [[ExactWords It's in one piece!]] It's in one piece. |
| 146 | ->'''Squid:''' [[TranquilFury It's cursed, my friend.]] It's damaged. Like our friendship. |
| 147 | -->--The [[PlotMandatedFriendshipFailure falling out]] |
| 148 | |
| 149 | ->'''<iBallistiicSquid>''' what do you mean [[ExpositoryPronoun we]] should follow the compass? |
| 150 | ->'''<[=DanTDM=]>''' [[LockedOutOfTheLoop wut?]] |
| 151 | ->'''<[=DanTDM=]>''' what compass? |
| 152 | ->[…] |
| 153 | ->'''<iBallistiicSquid>''' please leave us, we have seen the vision |
| 154 | ->[…] |
| 155 | ->'''<iBallistiicSquid>''' follow it you say, retrieve the next piece… |
| 156 | -->--Squid being [[BrainwashedAndCrazy possessed]] by Kindness |
| 157 | |
| 158 | !!Post-Curse Stream |
| 159 | |
| 160 | ->''"Squid… you need to find the next piece… but you are too weak. Find someone else. Find someone… to do it."'' |
| 161 | -->--'''Kindness''' to Squid |
| 162 | |
| 163 | ->'''James:''' Wait, I'm so confused, right-- you ''know'' [[LampshadeHanging you spent, like, 25 minutes bashing Justin's building skills]] and now you want his help on a chicken farm? |
| 164 | ->'''Justin:''' Yeah, 'cause I know how to do redstone-- |
| 165 | ->[...] |
| 166 | ->'''Squid:''' I-- I bash him but I like the guy, you know-- [...] That's what you do to friends, right? Bit of friendly banter? |
| 167 | -->--Squid and Justin being VitriolicBestBuds |
| 168 | |
| 169 | ->''"'What's your favourite number on the ronebrow-- rainbow?' Uh, toast."'' |
| 170 | -->--'''Dan''' answering a [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext very unorthodox]] question from his chat |
| 171 | |
| 172 | ->''"Yeah, exactly. We were saying, basically, 'cause the thing is, like, genuinely, having Kindness is this weird but-- I can't explain it until you've had Kindness, but it's ''stressful''. It's ''stressful''. I didn't bring it 'round anywhere with me, I had to hide it, I was worried about it -- I was worried someone was gonna take it... It puts this pressure on you, and I was just-- I wanted to get rid of it. 'Cause ''I'' think it's bad vibes."'' |
| 173 | -->--'''James''' on owning Kindness |
| 174 | |
| 175 | ->''"Revenge… is coming."'' |
| 176 | -->--Squid being possessed by '''Kindness''', just before they go on their RoaringRampageOfRevenge |
| 177 | |
| 178 | ->'''Justin:''' […] Wait, he's-- he's not attacking you. |
| 179 | ->'''Squid:''' Guys? |
| 180 | ->'''Dan:''' What's go-- bro. |
| 181 | ->'''Justin:''' What? |
| 182 | ->'''Squid:''' Help me! |
| 183 | ->'''Dan:''' Do I need a… splash potion? |
| 184 | ->'''Justin:''' Do you need some-- Do you need some… apples? ''[passes Squid an apple]'' |
| 185 | ->'''Squid:''' Uhhhhh… |
| 186 | ->'''Justin:''' Have these sweet berries-- ''[passes Squid some sweet berries]'' Oh yeah, those are gonna be rare soon… |
| 187 | ->'''Kindness (through Squid):''' ''[incomprehensible growling]'' |
| 188 | ->''[Justin and Dan run away.]'' |
| 189 | -->--Squid briefly [[FightingFromTheInside breaks free]] from Kindness' DemonicPossession |
| 190 | |
| 191 | ->''[[WhamLine "A new piece of netherite has been found."]]'' |
| 192 | -->--Squid being possessed by '''Kindness''' |
| 193 | |
| 194 | |
| 195 | ->'''Kindness (through Squid):''' [[TermsOfEndangerment Danny boy.]] |
| 196 | ->'''Dan:''' Yeah? |
| 197 | ->'''Kindness (through Squid):''' For what you have done to me... [[PreMortemOneLiner revenge]]. |
| 198 | ->'''In-game chat:''' [=DanTDM=] was slain by [=iBallistiicSquid=] using ''[Kindness]'' |
| 199 | -->--Squid and Kindness take revenge for the Curse of Vanishing |
| 200 | |
| 201 | ->'''<[=iBallistiicSquid=]>''' [[FightingFromTheInside help me]] |
| 202 | ->'''In-game chat:''' [=iBallistiicSquid=] left the game |
| 203 | -->--Squid ends his stream |
| 204 | |
| 205 | !!In-Between Streams |
| 206 | |
| 207 | !!The Hunt for Netherite Stream |
| 208 | |
| 209 | ->''"Do you know what it reminds me of? It reminds me of when you go close to a kraken on--"'' |
| 210 | -->--'''James''' before being killed by Justin |
| 211 | |
| 212 | ->''"I'm literally-- yeah, I'm gonna die."'' |
| 213 | -->--'''Dan''' before being chased off a ledge by Justin |
| 214 | |
| 215 | ->'''Squid:''' I feel like Justin's going... trying to get the next piece. |
| 216 | ->'''Dan:''' O--kay? |
| 217 | ->'''James:''' ...alright? |
| 218 | ->'''Squid:''' And... so... okay. There was a compass that I gave him, but the compass wouldn't work until he proved himself evil and... I think he's just killed you to ''[starts laughing]'' prove that he's evil... ''[cracks up]'' |
| 219 | ->'''Dan:''' To prove he's evil. We were just sacrificed to the gods. |
| 220 | ->'''Squid:''' I think-- I think the compass wi-- I think the compass will work for him now. I think he might be going to get the i-- the second piece. |
| 221 | ->'''Dan:''' Is that-- is that why he didn't kill ''you''? |
| 222 | ->'''Squid:''' ''[{{Beat}}]'' Maybe. |
| 223 | -->--Why Justin went on his killing spree |
| 224 | |
| 225 | ->'''Dan:''' So, I knew-- I knew Squid had something to do with this. I knew it. |
| 226 | ->'''James:''' So, Squid said that-- yeah, but he said that Justin had to, what? Prove himself as, like, a bad boy-- |
| 227 | ->'''Dan:''' ''[laughs]'' Yeah... |
| 228 | ->'''James:''' 'Cause if there's anything Justin is, he's not really, you know, a mad lad, is he? |
| 229 | ->'''Dan:''' No, not until today. |
| 230 | ->'''James:''' So-- not until today, and then he's around [...] in his underpants, giving everyone a show; and then [[WhamShot all of a sudden, bang]], I'm dead, you're dead! |
| 231 | -->--James on Justin's FaceHeelTurn |
| 232 | |
| 233 | [[/folder]] |
| 234 | |
| 235 | [[folder:The Unearthing Revenge Arc]] |
| 236 | |
| 237 | !!The Secret Project Stream |
| 238 | -> '''Squid:''' Now, so far, on the two-three weeks that we've been on the server, there has been two that have been found. |
| 239 | -> '''Dan:''' Wait, [[BigWhat WHAT?!]] |
| 240 | -> '''Squid:''' [[VerbalBackspace I mean, there's only one that has been found.]] |
| 241 | -->--Squid has LooseLips |
| 242 | |
| 243 | ->'''Dan:''' So, there is a Curse on the current netherite sword-- [[BlatantLies I don't- really know what happened]], but there's a Curse of Vanishing on it, so... |
| 244 | ->'''Justin:''' [[SarcasmMode Gee, I wonder how that happened?]] |
| 245 | ->'''Dan:''' Yeah, I'm not really sure... uh, maybe [[BreakingTheFourthWall Squid's future video]], we'll find out. |
| 246 | ->''[Ecko quietly laughs in the background.]'' |
| 247 | -->--Dan breaks the FourthWall |
| 248 | |
| 249 | !!The Slice of Life Stream |
| 250 | ->''"Please forgive me, pigman, for I have sinned."'' |
| 251 | -->--'''Cupquake''' after accidentally hitting a zombified piglin with an arrow |
| 252 | |
| 253 | !!The Chaos Stream |
| 254 | ->''"Good luck with the pick, buddy. You're not gonna have it for long."'' |
| 255 | -->--'''Squid to Justin''' on Unearthing Revenge, overheard by Dan |
| 256 | [[/folder]] |
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