"<Player>" indicates that the message was typed in the in-game chat.
The First Stream
Dan: I feel bad.
[Squid and James laughing in the background]
No, you don't.
—In response to Justin's microphone failing
Dan: WHY WOULD YOU HIT IT!?
[Angry enderman screeching]
Guys, don't look at the chat, nothing happened
—Dan gets killed in a highly embarrassing way
"Why have I got a sword called Kindness?" "How do you make torches again?"
—James hasn't played Minecraft in so long that he forgot
Dan: Where are you?
Squid: To the left of the medbay.
[James or Justin?], whispering: The medbay...
[James or Justin?], correcting Squid: The pharmacy.
Squid: The pharmacy.
[Everyone laughs for a bit.]
There are no vents
—The boys have been playing too much Among Us
"Sorry, but you cant PvP here."
, in response to Squid trying to test out Kindness
The Gamble Stream
In-game chat: DanTDM tried to swim in lava
Dan: [throws off his headphones and leaves]
ANYONE WANT TO GAMBLE SOME DIAMOND ITEMS?!"
—Dan having another Epic Fail
moment which ends in death
Squid's Birthday Stream
"Guys... it's— it's a girl."
's first reaction to Cupquake
joining the server
Cupquake: I'm thinking of opening a bakery, do you guys—?
Dan: Oh— yes, you can stay, you can stay.
[Everyone bursts into laughter.]
—The boys are starving
"I was an E-boy before it was cool."
New Member and Big Deal Stream
"Hello! Welcome to Shady Oaks, the best place to put your feet up, blah blah blah blah blah, stuff over there, stuff over there.
[reverts back to his normal voice] Okay, that's it, I'm going."
—Squid introducing Big B to Shady Oaks
Squid: We have elevator here.
Big B: Why do I feel like this is a trap? I'm sorry.
Justin: He's learning!
Big B: Can someone else tell me that's an elevator?
Justin: Alright [...] This is real, this is real. [presses elevator button to teleport to the upper floor]
This is microwave.
—Never trust Squid
"There once was a man from Nantucket..."
—Justin, trying and failing to do impromptu poetry
"KILL whoever has KINDNESS, bring it back to me."
—Squid's restricted quest
In-game chat: ThnxCya left the game
In-game chat: [RealThinknoodles: Kicked ThnxCya: for not sleeping]
—Sleep or die
"And it's kind of funny because the sword is called 'Kindness', but it's brought [...] no kind of kindness to the server, it's b-brought betrayal, it's brought deceit, it's brought tensions... all for this stupid sword."
lampshading Kindness' Ironic Name
, "Introducing HONEY CO. FARMS!"
The Curse Stream
Dan: A'rite, James, c'mere, I need to— I need to tell you something.
James: Uh? [approaches Dan]
whoa, waitwaitwaitwait, w—
Dan: I have to do it! I have to do it!
James: Dan! Stop! Stop!
Dan: You have to— you have to— [kills James]
In-game chat: ThnxCya was slain by DanTDM
James: Dan, are you kidding? What?!
Dan: You have to go.
James: Dan, I got Kindness on me!
Dan: Oh— [quickly picks up Kindness and the rest of James' inventory and enchants Kindness with the Curse of Vanishing on his anvil]
Dan: Bye, James! I'm sorry! [hops on Love Child the horse]
James, I'm sorry! Bye!
—The restricted quest and the revenge plot are carried out simultaneously
"You gave it back to James
with some kind of deal?"
[Squid affirms the statement.] "And you didn't even
pull through on the deal!"
—Dan calling out Squid
Squid: Why do you want rid of the sword so bad?
James: The sword— the sword brings nothing but bad vibes, it's a cursed sword.
Squid: It's Cursed now, now you've Cursed it— it was a lovely sword, it was shiny, it was pure—
James: It was always cursed. The sword came between us all.
Dan: As soon as you touched that sword, Squid, as soon as you— you felt its power, you changed, buddy, you changed.
Look at your arm, bro, look at it! What happened?
—How Kindness is a cursed sword
Squid: Banned. Banned. Banned, my friend. You got some serious butt-kissing to do.
Dan: Ey, come here. Don't talk about butts around me, please.
Squid: This- this- You have to— you have to— you have to make it up to me, mate. Big time.
Dan: Hey, I got— Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, I got you that sword back. If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't have the sword.
Squid: It's wrecked. I could have got the sword by myself but I trusted you as a fellow friend, to bring me the sword back in one piece, but you failed.
what do you mean we
should follow the compass?
<DanTDM> what compass?
<iBallistiicSquid> please leave us, we have seen the vision
follow it you say, retrieve the next piece
you need to find the next piece
but you are too weak. Find someone else. Find someone
to do it."
—Kindness to Squid
Justin: Yeah, 'cause I know how to do redstone—
I— I bash him but I like the guy, you know— [...] That's what you do to friends, right? Bit of friendly banter?
"'What's your favourite number on the ronebrow— rainbow?' Uh, toast." "Yeah, exactly. We were saying, basically, 'cause the thing is, like, genuinely, having Kindness is this weird but— I can't explain it until you've had Kindness, but it's
stressful. I didn't bring it 'round anywhere with me, I had to hide it, I was worried about it — I was worried someone was gonna take it... It puts this pressure on you, and I was just— I wanted to get rid of it. 'Cause
I think it's bad vibes."
—James on owning Kindness
] Wait, he's— he's not attacking you.
Dan: What's go— bro.
Squid: Help me!
Dan: Do I need a
Justin: Do you need some— Do you need some
apples? [passes Squid an apple]
Justin: Have these sweet berries— [passes Squid some sweet berries] Oh yeah, those are gonna be rare soon
Kindness (through Squid): [incomprehensible growling]
[Justin and Dan run away.]
Kindness (through Squid):
For what you have done to me... revenge
DanTDM was slain by iBallistiicSquid using [Kindness]
—Squid and Kindness take revenge for the Curse of Vanishing
iBallistiicSquid left the game
—Squid ends his stream
The Hunt for Netherite Stream
"Do you know what it reminds me of? It reminds me of when you go close to a kraken on—"
—James before being killed by Justin
"I'm literally— yeah, I'm gonna die."
—Dan before being chased off a ledge by Justin
Squid: I feel like Justin's going... trying to get the next piece.
And... so... okay. There was a compass that I gave him, but the compass wouldn't work until he proved himself evil and... I think he's just killed you to [starts laughing]
prove that he's evil... [cracks up]
Dan: To prove he's evil. We were just sacrificed to the gods.
Squid: I think— I think the compass wi— I think the compass will work for him now. I think he might be going to get the i— the second piece.
Dan: Is that— is that why he didn't kill you?
—Why Justin went on his killing spree
Dan: So, I knew— I knew Squid had something to do with this. I knew it.
James: So, Squid said that— yeah, but he said that Justin had to, what? Prove himself as, like, a bad boy—
Dan: [laughs] Yeah...
James: 'Cause if there's anything Justin is, he's not really, you know, a mad lad, is he?
Dan: No, not until today.
So— not until today, and then he's around [...] in his underpants, giving everyone a show; and then all of a sudden, bang
, I'm dead, you're dead!