1 | -> ''"The King had never had much luck with people, so instead of trying to find a wife, he painted one. When she opened her eyes, the King was astonished.'' '''''He had created a female version of himself. The king was in love."''''' |
2 | -->--''VideoGame/TheUnfinishedSwan'' |
3 | |
4 | ->"My own clone!"\ |
5 | "Now neither of us will be virgins!" |
6 | -->-- From [[MemeticMutation a series of]] [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Robotnik]] [[http://i.imgur.com/1DjWi.jpg coloring book edits]], among other things |
7 | |
8 | ->'''The Doctor:''' ''[to an immortal time traveller]'' You might be out there, somewhere.\ |
9 | '''Captain Jack:''' I could go meet myself.\ |
10 | '''The Doctor:''' Well, he's the only man you're ever going to be happy with. |
11 | -->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E11Utopia "Utopia"]] |
12 | |
13 | ->'''Amy:''' Do I really look like that?\ |
14 | '''Amy:''' Yeah, yeah you do.\ |
15 | '''Amy:''' Ooh, I'd give you [[SexualEuphemism a driving license...]]\ |
16 | '''Amy:''' Ooh, I bet you would.\ |
17 | '''The Doctor:''' Oh, this is how it all ends: Pond flirting with herself. True love at last... oh, sorry, [[DoggedNiceGuy Rory.]]\ |
18 | '''Rory:''' [[TwinThreesomeFantasy Absolutely no problem at all.]] |
19 | -->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYvrdejvbuk 2011]] [[Recap/DoctorWho2011RNDSSpaceAndTime Red Nose Day Special]] |
20 | |
21 | ->'''Missy:''' Hold me!\ |
22 | '''The Master:''' Kiss me.\ |
23 | '''Missy:''' ''Make'' me.\ |
24 | '''The Doctor:''' Do you two wanna be alone? Which, in your case, would mean more than it usually does... |
25 | -->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS36E12TheDoctorFalls "The Doctor Falls"]] |
26 | |
27 | ->'''The Master:''' ''[pinned against a wall]'' By the way, is it wrong that I... ''[=[=][[RagingStiffie nods down]][=]=]''\ |
28 | '''Missy:''' ''[looks down]'' Yes. ''Very.'' |
29 | -->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Doctor Falls" |
30 | |
31 | ->The Master is the ultimate {{narcissist}}. He actually fancies himself. |
32 | -->-- '''Creator/JohnSimm''', ''Magazine/DoctorWhoMagazine'' |
33 | |
34 | ->''Oh, give me a clone''\ |
35 | ''Of my own flesh and bone''\ |
36 | ''With its Y-chromosome changed to X''\ |
37 | ''And when it is grown''\ |
38 | ''Then my own little clone''\ |
39 | ''Will be of the opposite sex.''\ |
40 | '' ''\ |
41 | ''Clone, clone of my own,''\ |
42 | ''With your Y-Chromosome changed to X''\ |
43 | ''And when I'm alone''\ |
44 | ''With my own little clone''\ |
45 | ''We'll both think of nothing but sex'' |
46 | -->-- '''Creator/RandallGarrett''' |
47 | |
48 | ->'''CG:''' I'M NOT AS MUCH OF A SCUMBAG AS I WAS SO DETERMINED TO [[FreudianSlip MAKE OUT WITH MYSELF]] TO BE. |
49 | ->'''CG:''' FUCK I MEAN |
50 | ->'''CG:''' MAKE MYSELF OUT TO BE |
51 | -->-- '''Karkat Vantas''', ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' |
52 | |
53 | ->''"Of course I romance myself. I’ve always said, if I had to make out with my clone, I would.''" |
54 | -->-- '''Creator/FeliciaDay''', in [[http://www.kotaku.com.au/2011/09/felicia-day-steals-the-show-in-dragon-age-iis-mark-of-the-assassin/ an interview]], on her in-game interactions with an InkSuitActor version of herself, within VideoGame/DragonAgeII DLC |
55 | |
56 | ->''"I'm flirting with myself AGAIN!"'' |
57 | -->-- '''Creator/FeliciaDay''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3DxsVzYUle0 makes good]] on that |
58 | |
59 | ->''I would totally make out with my clone. If it was okay with her. No pressure.'' |
60 | -->-- ''Webcomic/ASofterWorld'' |
61 | |
62 | ->"Is it weird to have a crush on your alternate reality self?" |
63 | -->-- '''Maz''', ''WesternAnimation/SheZow'' |
64 | |
65 | -> ''"He was sucking his own d—k - that's not offensive. That's a goal!"'' |
66 | -->-- '''Marty''', ''[[{{WebVideo/React}} Elders React To]] Music/TheLonelyIsland '' |
67 | |
68 | ->"God, I miss having pert tits. Can I touch them?" |
69 | -->-- '''Admiral Janeway''' to Captain Janeway, '''[[GagSub Entendre Game]]''' |
70 | |
71 | ->"This isn't merely revolting, it's impossible to boot!" |
72 | -->-- '''Professor Farnsworth,''' '''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''', [[Recap/FuturamaM1BendersBigScore "Bender's Big Score"]] |
73 | |
74 | ->'''Aggressive Wonderella:''' What do we gotta do, SCREW each other 'till we stick together again?! |
75 | ->'''Passive Wonderella:''' I ain't gay, but I'll lay back. |
76 | -->--''WebComic/TheNonAdventuresOfWonderella'', [[http://nonadventures.com/2010/04/17/color-bindness/ Color Blindness]] |
77 | |
78 | ->'''Madame Albany:''' Now [[VoluntaryShapeshifting turn into something interesting]] before we kill Moonstone. I want to fuck something legendary and really get my heart rate going. |
79 | ->[''next panel reveals that Cornwall has transformed into an exact duplicate of Albany, except naked''] |
80 | ->'''Lord Cornwall:''' Like this? |
81 | ->'''Madame Albany:''' Oh Cornwall, you always know how to make me laugh... |
82 | -->--''ComicBook/TheMagicOrder'' |
83 | |
84 | -> '''Gooby''': fuck you dolan |
85 | -> '''Dolan''': ko |
86 | -> '''Dolan''': ''(uses [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} portal gun]] to sandwich himself between two portals, then sticks his dick into the front one, which comes out the back one and into his anus)'' |
87 | -> '''Dolan''': ''(indistinguishable pleasure noises resembling gibberish)'' |
88 | -->--''Webcomic/{{Dolan}}'' |
89 | |
90 | ->"And it's not even gay, if it's with yourself, right?" |
91 | -->-- '''[[ShapeshiftingSeducer Doppelganger]]''', ''Series/TheBoys2019'', "Nothing Like It In The World" |
92 | |
93 | ->''"Look at my [[MesACrowd army of me's]]! I'm going to fuck me because I can't trust anybody with my penis except for myself! Can you believe me!? Have you ever fucked a clone!? It's great! They know all the right places! And I have ten million of them to go around!"'' |
94 | -->-- '''Memphis Tennessee''', ''WebVideo/RealTimeFandub'': ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006'' |
95 | |
96 | ->''I'm talking things like [people claiming that] "anyone who likes Loki getting together with his alternate universe self basically supports [[{{Twincest}} actual twins getting together]]," even though there is '''no''' real world moral equivalent of dating your alternate universe self, and there '''never''' has been and there '''never''' will be. It's a '''non-issue'''.'' |
97 | -->-- '''WebVideo/SarahZ''' on ''Series/Loki2021'' fandom discourse |
98 | |
99 | ->''"I wonder if there's an alternate me that travels the multiverse boning other sanses. I hope that guy understands the importance of consent..."'' |
100 | -->-- '''Sans''', ''Webcomic/AskFriskAndCompany'' |
101 | |
102 | ->'''Wyn:''' I have a question. Is that incest?\ |
103 | '''Artie:''' No, it's me.\ |
104 | '''Wyn:''' Okay, that's fair.\ |
105 | '''Artie:''' Guys, I'm a really great kisser!\ |
106 | '''Jyll:'''...yeah, I believe that. |
107 | -->--- '''Podcast/{{Jemjammer}}''' episode 103, "Who You Are Right Now", after Artie makes out with two illusions of himself. |
108 | |
109 | ->'''Mr. Mothman:''' To conclude today's HR presentation, groping your own clone is still sexual harrassment, not masturbation, and ''neither'' are allowed at work, ''ANDRE!'' |
110 | ->'''Andre:''' Can't blame a guy for trying. |
111 | -->--''WesternAnimation/{{Inside Job|2021}}'' |
112 | |
113 | ->''"Oh my god Beth, there's masturbating and then there's ''masturbating!"'' |
114 | -->--'''Rick''', ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'' |
115 | |
116 | ->'''Adam Gibson [[spoiler:clone]]:''' You should clone yourself.\ |
117 | '''Drucker:''' Why? So I can appreciate your [[CloneAngst unique perspective]]?\ |
118 | '''Gibson:''' No. So that you can go fuck yourself! |
119 | -->--''Film/The6thDay'' |
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