1 | [[folder:Beware the Beast from Below]] |
2 | -> ''"You see this badge? Know why it's here?"''\ |
3 | ''"It came with the shirt?"'' |
4 | -->-- '''Sheriff Bronson Stone and Velma Dinkley''' |
5 | |
6 | -> ''"The first documented case of the curse of Crystal Cove is from 1630, when a garrison of Spanish conquistadors mysteriously vanished from the harbor."''\ |
7 | ''"Oh, that is so scary! Where did they go?"''\ |
8 | ''"What part of the word 'mystery' didn't you understand?"'' |
9 | -->-- '''Velma Dinkley and a tourist''' |
10 | |
11 | ->''"I just don't want you to make a mistake you'll regret."''\ |
12 | ''"You mean like making a bad trap?"''\ |
13 | <{{beat}}>\ |
14 | ''"No!"'' |
15 | -->-- '''Mayor Jones and Fred Jones''' |
16 | |
17 | ->''"We're not saying find new friends, we're-"''\ |
18 | ''"Yes we are. Find new friends."'' |
19 | -->-- '''Colton and Paula Rogers''' |
20 | |
21 | ->''"Those are radioactive symbols. Meaning whatever's inside is dangerous. Meaning we need to open it right away. [[InsaneTrollLogic We don't want whatever's in there to mess up our schedule.]]"'' |
22 | -->-- '''A worker, shortly before being attacked by the Slime Mutant''' |
23 | |
24 | ->''"It looks like a mystery to me, and I think that's just a little bit more important than school."'' |
25 | -->-- '''Fred Jones''' |
26 | |
27 | ->''"From this point forward this is a crime scene and future tourist attraction. Stay out of it."''\ |
28 | ''"I got a 'stay out of it' right here."'' |
29 | -->-- '''Sheriff Bronson Stone and Velma Dinkley''' |
30 | |
31 | ->''"Shaggy, start the car!"''\ |
32 | ''"Like, I thought you were going to talk to him!"''\ |
33 | ''"He wasn't in a listening mood!"'' |
34 | -->-- '''Fred Jones and Shaggy Rogers stealing a cocooned body from a crime scene''' |
35 | |
36 | ->''"Check it out. If that dog mutates, I'm putting it down. Dead."'' |
37 | -->-- '''Angel Dynamite upon seeing Scooby Doo eating the cocoon sample''' |
38 | |
39 | ->''"Why are Scooby Doo and I dressed like girls, when Velma and Daphne ''are'' girls?"''\ |
40 | ''"Yeah, my skirt's too tight."''\ |
41 | ''"Because Velma and I refused."'' |
42 | -->-- '''Shaggy Rogers, Scooby Doo, and Daphne Blake on the former two being DisguisedInDrag''' |
43 | [[/folder]] |
44 | |
45 | [[folder:The Creeping Creatures]] |
46 | ->''"What is it?"''\ |
47 | ''"Like, um, [[ShapedLikeItself I think it's a box]]."'' |
48 | -->-- '''Scooby Doo and Shaggy Rogers on Fred's package''' |
49 | |
50 | ->''"Fred, careful! That could be a bomb! <he pulls out a purse> Ooh, strike that. Cute purse!"'' |
51 | -->-- '''Daphne Blake on the contents of Fred's package''' |
52 | |
53 | ->''"Oh, I wish I could, but tonight's race night! You know me and horses. Venus is in it's third retrograde which means I'm betting on Sick Little Monkey to show."''\ |
54 | ''"Meddling mushroom caps, Fred! I've already got the recliner in the reclined position. There's no going back from that."''\ |
55 | ''"Oh, sweetie. It's dark out. I can't go out in the dark."'' |
56 | -->-- '''Angie Dinkley, Mayor Jones, and Nan Blake on why they can't pick up the gang from Gatorsburg''' |
57 | |
58 | ->''"Rule number one: Boys and girls in separate rooms. No exceptions!"''\ |
59 | ''"Then I guess I'm with you, Daphne."''\ |
60 | ''"I said, [[SuddenlyShouting NO EXCEPTIONS]]!"''\ |
61 | ''"But... I'm a girl."''\ |
62 | ''"Oh. [[LadyLooksLikeADude Right]]. Rule number two: stay in your rooms, no matter what you hear. That includes [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial screams, moans, wails, pounding, claws scratching, and anything that sounds like a body being dragged across a hardwood floor]]."'' |
63 | -->-- '''Greta Gator explaining the hotel rules, with Velma Dinkley commenting''' |
64 | |
65 | ->''"You're telling me this gator stuff is fake? I paid a fortune for this tracksuit!"''\ |
66 | ''"Sorry, Sheriff."''\ |
67 | ''"Man, I gotta get out of this suit; this fake gator doesn't breathe. I'm starting to smell a little... ''funky''."'' |
68 | -->-- '''Sheriff Bronson Stone and Velma Dinkley''' |
69 | [[/folder]] |
70 | |
71 | [[folder:The Secret of the Ghost Rig]] |
72 | ->''"You realize you were speeding?"''\ |
73 | ''"Y-yes, I do, Officer."''\ |
74 | ''"Okay. As long as you know."'' |
75 | -->-- '''A highway patrol officer pulling over a teenager''' |
76 | |
77 | ->''"Ah, Fred, my boy! Today is a very exciting day for you, because today you learn the family business: politics!"''\ |
78 | ''"Politics? That's adult stuff! You know, kids my age are into traps, and solving mysteries!"''\ |
79 | ''"No they're not, son! You're going to learn all the vital things I do for this community, like create pamphlets and strategize about new places to put parking meters."''\ |
80 | ''"I know a place he can put another parking meter."'' |
81 | -->-- '''Mayor Jones and Fred Jones, with Velma Dinkley adding some [[DeadpanSnarker snark]]''' |
82 | |
83 | ->''"Darling, think of it like trying a new cut of meat. Why have ground beef when you can have a nice prime rib?"''\ |
84 | ''"But I don't even like meat! I like vegetables. [[StealthInsult Like Fred]]."'' |
85 | -->-- '''Nan Blake and Daphne Blake on trying to date other boys''' |
86 | |
87 | ->''"IKnewIt Anyone with hair that perfect has to be guilty of something."'' |
88 | -->-- '''Velma Dinkley''' |
89 | |
90 | ->''"That's completely absurd. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Why would a ghost drive a truck when everyone knows they can fly? Especially an eighteen-wheeler, those require a Class Six license]]."'' |
91 | -->-- '''Mayor Jones on the Ghost Trucker''' |
92 | |
93 | ->''"Pickled porcupines, what's going on here, Fred? I was in my office working late, when suddenly it sounds like some demonic force is tearing apart city hall! <{{Beat}}> Tell me it's true!"'' |
94 | -->-- '''Mayor Jones arriving on the scene of the trapped Ghost Trucker''' |
95 | |
96 | ->''"I inherited a '''ladder company'''. We make the one product in the world that no one ever replaces. Ladders don't wear out like [=TVs=] or personal trainers over forty."'' |
97 | -->-- '''[[spoiler:Rung Ladderton]] on his motive''' |
98 | [[/folder]] |
99 | [[folder:Revenge of the Man-Crab]] |
100 | ->''"We can't let that thing get away!"''\ |
101 | ''"Sure we can, Fred! All we have to do is stand right here!"'' |
102 | -->-- '''Fred Jones and Shaggy Rogers''' |
103 | |
104 | ->''"Hey Daphne? Let me ask you something. If you liked a boy-"''\ |
105 | ''"'''Who told you?!''' Was it one of my sisters? Dawn! Ha! She thinks she's so perfect! Well, what no one knows is she has a sixth toe on her-"''\ |
106 | ''"Um, what are you talking about?"''\ |
107 | ''"I... clearly... not what you were talking about."'' |
108 | -->-- '''Velma Dinkley and Daphne Blake''' |
109 | |
110 | ->''"There's a book over here. Daphne read a book once. And that chair. Daphne liked to sit in chairs. And that card catalog over there..."'' |
111 | -->-- '''Fred in despair after Daphne's kidnapping''' |
112 | |
113 | ->''"You were saved by junk food?"''\ |
114 | ''"Like, what can I say? Junk food and me have a very special relationship."''\ |
115 | ''"Maybe I should ask it for advice."'' |
116 | -->-- '''Velma Dinkley and Shaggy Rogers''' |
117 | |
118 | ->''"Wouldn't it have been easier and more legal to sue him?"''\ |
119 | ''"Are you kidding? Lawyers take forever!"'' |
120 | -->-- '''Daphne Blake and [[spoiler:Bud Shelton]] on the latter's DisproportionateRetribution''' |
121 | [[/folder]] |
122 | |
123 | [[folder:The Song of Mystery]] |
124 | ->''"They'll be fine. We'll airdrop in some freezedried camp food. Just because they're spookified doesn't mean they can't reconstitute macaroni!"'' |
125 | -->-- '''Sheriff Bronson Stone''' |
126 | |
127 | ->''"Velma, sweetheart, how are you? <shouting> Sheriff, they're back!"''\ |
128 | ''"Mom, please! We just wanted to see what was happening!"''\ |
129 | ''"There's nothing to see. Not unless you're paying."'' |
130 | -->-- '''Angie Dinkley and Velma Dinkley''' |
131 | |
132 | ->''"The peoples have long told the tale of Qué Horrífico. A normal man by day, but every sundown he changes into Qué Horrífico. He roams through the villages and plays his [[TitleDrop song of mystery]] on a pan flute, turing the childrens into... '''TERRIBLEGATOS'''!!!"''\ |
133 | ''"In America, we call it 'getting spookified'."''\ |
134 | ''"That is good enough, thank you. Eventually, he takes them to his spooky town, or cave, or something. There's a lot of debate on that, who can really know?"'' |
135 | -->-- '''Dr. Luis de Potrillo and Fred Jones''' |
136 | |
137 | ->''"Watch it, Daphne! Remember, we're married. Don't look so happy."'' |
138 | -->-- '''Fred Jones in disguise, revealing his stilted knowledge of healthy family life''' |
139 | |
140 | ->''"[[LargeHam Come, two young children, it's bedtime]]! Grandma's gonna tell you a story!"''\ |
141 | ''"Oh goodie!"''\ |
142 | ''"Quick, get inside."''\ |
143 | ''"Aren't you going to tell us a story?"''\ |
144 | ''"Yes. The end. Now shh!"'' |
145 | -->-- '''Fred Jones, Shaggy Rogers, Scooby Doo, and Velma Dinkley trying to lure Qué Horrífico''' |
146 | |
147 | ->''"I went to every kindergarten and elementary school in the city to convince the children to pretend to be spookified. In return, I offered them {{Utopia}}!!! When that didn't work, I offered them candy."'' |
148 | -->-- '''[[spoiler:Mary Ann Gleardan]] explaining her EvilPlan''' |
149 | [[/folder]] |
150 | |
151 | [[folder:The Legend of Alice May]] |
152 | ->''"So Alice was using the shower and hanging out in the school basement late at night. Haven't we all?"'' |
153 | -->-- '''Fred Jones''' |
154 | |
155 | ->''"Don't you think I'd know if she were a ghost girl?"''\ |
156 | ''"I'd be willing to bet 'no'."'' |
157 | -->-- '''Fred Jones and Velma Dinkley''' |
158 | |
159 | ->''"Fred Jones, do you like this girl?"''\ |
160 | ''"Wow, look at the time."''\ |
161 | ''"You're not wearing a watch, Freddie."''\ |
162 | ''"Oh. [[INeedToGoIronMyDog Well I'd better go find one then]]!"'' |
163 | -->-- '''Fred Jones escaping a confrontation with Daphne Blake''' |
164 | |
165 | ->''"Like, wow! I didn't know this year's prom theme was terror and pandemonium!"'' |
166 | -->-- '''Shaggy Rogers has a rare DeadpanSnarker moment''' |
167 | |
168 | ->''"Somebody's '''[[YourMom mom]]''' is trying to kill Fred."''\ |
169 | ''"Yeah, thanks mystery geeks for wrecking our prom!"'' |
170 | -->-- '''Ethan and Gary''' |
171 | [[/folder]] |
172 | |
173 | [[folder:In Fear of the Phantom]] |
174 | ->''"All right, now let me get this straight. These t-shirts are fifty dollars each? This is cotton, right? The kind that comes from cows?''" |
175 | -->-- '''Sheriff Bronson Stone ComicallyMissingThePoint''' |
176 | [[/folder]] |
177 | |
178 | [[folder:The Grasp of the Gnome]] |
179 | ->''"No admittance. This is a quarantined area. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Besides, the movie's already started]]."''\ |
180 | ''"You're showing them a movie?"''\ |
181 | ''"Yeah, aren't they, like, frozen with gnomey magic?"''\ |
182 | ''"I already saw the movie. Believe me, magically frozen is the perfect viewing state to be in."'' |
183 | -->-- '''Sheriff Bronson Stone, Scooby Doo, and Shaggy Rogers''' |
184 | |
185 | ->''"I believe the medical term is 'Baby Legs'."'' |
186 | -->-- '''Sheriff Bronson Stone mocking [[spoiler:Gill Littlefoot]]''' |
187 | |
188 | ->''"Boy, I had big plans for him. Thanks for nothing! Again!"''\ |
189 | ''"Anytime, Pop!"'' |
190 | -->-- '''Mayor Jones and Fred Jones''' |
191 | [[/folder]] |
192 | |
193 | [[folder:Battle of the Humungonauts]] |
194 | ->''"So, they didn't show. I don't see why we couldn't just seize the ticket money as evidence!"'' |
195 | -->-- '''Mayor Jones on the Humungonauts not appearing at the Humungonaut event''' |
196 | [[/folder]] |
197 | |
198 | [[folder:Howl of The Fright Hound]] |
199 | ->''"What's going on? I heard what sounded like some sort of hideous, undying machine in here."'' |
200 | -->-- '''Sheriff Stone arriving after the climax''' |
201 | |
202 | ->''"I saw how you treated my Jason at school. So, naturally, I did what any mother would do. [[DisproportionateRetribution I built a demonic robot dog to DESTROY you]]! I framed your little doggy friend to break you up, leaving Jason a clear shot at his true love. But when you showed up and blamed him of all things, I decided to GET RID OF YOU ALL!!!"'' |
203 | -->-- '''Mrs. Wyatt explaining her EvilPlan''' |
204 | [[/folder]] |
205 | |
206 | [[folder:The Secret Serum]] |
207 | ->''"Why didn't you just try maybe wearing a little less makeup? Or a cuter haircut? Or use tape to pull back all your wrinkly sacks of... you know, age gracefully?"'' |
208 | -->-- '''Daphne Blake''' |
209 | |
210 | ->''"I didn't what to say anything, but I've been taking night classes. I'm getting my public notary degree!"''\ |
211 | ''"Oh, how exciting!"''\ |
212 | ''"What an opportunity!"''\ |
213 | ''"You know, I may be outrageously gorgeous, but knowledge, knowledge is the key to true beauty. Well, I better get going. I have to figure out what a notary is before tomorrow's final exam!"'' |
214 | -->-- '''Nan Blake, with Velma Dinkley and Shaggy Rogers''' |
215 | [[/folder]] |
216 | |
217 | [[folder:The Shrieking Madness]] |
218 | ->''"H.P.! Are you all right?"''\ |
219 | ''"Harlan, yes. Just an overeager fan who got carried away."''\ |
220 | ''"Fans. Imbeciles fit only to be gnawed by rabid rats."'' |
221 | -->-- '''Creator/HarlanEllison and [[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed H.P. Hatecraft]]''' |
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