Line #7 Quotes/PhallicWeapon


1	[[AC:Fan Works]]
2	->''The mere sight of her caused Baka's [[{{Nosebleed}} nose to bleed]] and his groin-mounted riot-cannon to blast white sticky-foam over half of Minato.''
3	-->-- ''Fanfic/Plan7Of9FromOuterSpace''
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5	->''"I'm coming!" Tom [[HaveAGayOldTime ejaculated]], tugging at the powerful weapon [[PantsPositiveSafety tucked into his trousers]].''
6	-->-- ''Giggles Bags the Borg''
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8	->''"It is a weapon more powerful than anything previously encountered," said Tuvok, reaching into his pants.''
9	-->-- ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/24107860 No Ordinary Spoof]]''
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11	->''[[RedShirt Bugthodder]] dies horribly as a well-hung Penis Bug blasts him with white-hot semen.''
12	-->-- ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/25798636 Starship Hooters 3: Undresser]]''
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14	->There was something..... powerful..... about standing on this tank, the big shaft sticking out from between my legs, the world's biggest cock just waiting to blast motherfuckers off they feet.
15	-->--''Fanfic/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreasGroveStreet4Life''
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17	[[AC:Film]]
18	->''"Oh, my child -- you've not met war. Think how terrifying it'd be to see a man charging at you, with his [[ManInAKilt skirt flying up in the air]], and flashing his big, long... [[LastSecondWordSwap bayonet]] at you!"''
19	-->-- '''Khasi of Kalabar''', ''Film/CarryOnUpTheKhyber''
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21	->''"Return fire! We'll see who has the longest cannon here!"''
22	-->-- '''Airlord Karak''', ''Airlords of Airia''
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24	[[AC:Literature]]
25	->''"We all know what a big, giant sword you have, I'm sure. No need to wave it in our faces yet again."''
26	-->-- '''Ser Justin Massey''', ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire''
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28	->[Ulver] was taken to the Forward Docks and a big, brightly lit hangar, where the Psychopath Class ex-Rapid Offensive Unit ''Frank Exchange of Views'' was waiting for her.\
29	Ulver laughed. "It looks," she snorted, "like a dildo!"\
30	"That's appropriate," Churt Lyne said. "Armed, it can fuck solar systems."
31	-->-- ''Literature/{{Excession}}'' by Creator/IainMBanks.
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33	->She glanced at his sword.\
34	"I'm a [[SwordAndSorcerer Warder]] now." He shrugged. "Might as well look like one, eh?"\
35	He could [[WeaponizedTeleportation cut a Trolloc in half]] with a gateway at three hundred paces, and [[LavaAddsAwesome summon fire]] from inside Dragonmount itself, and he still wanted to carry a sword. It was, she decided, a male thing.
36	-->-- ''A Memory of Light'', ''Literature/TheWheelOfTime''
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38	[[AC:Live-Action TV]]
39	->''"This isn't about the gun! This is about sex!"''
40	-->-- '''Tom Paris''', ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Blood Fever"
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42	->'''Riddell:''' What you need is a brave, interesting man of action with an enormous ''weapon''. ''[exit with DramaticGunCock]''\
43	'''Amy:''' So, it's the human sleeping potion or the walking innuendo. Take your pick.
44	-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship"
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46	->'''Frasier:''' The less said about that Civil War ramrod, the better.\
47	'''Niles:''' Oh, you Freudians! Sometimes a ramrod is just a... oh hell, even I can't make that one fly.
48	-->--''Series/{{Frasier}}''
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50	[[AC:Music]]
51	->''"And you might think I'm weak without a sword\
52	But if I had one it'd be bigger than yours"''
53	-->-- "Kings and Queens", ''Music/AvaMax''
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55	[[AC:Video Games]]
56	->''"I love to reload during a battle! There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber."''
57	-->-- '''Revolver Ocelot''', ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid''
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59	[[AC:Web Original]]
60	->'''Alucard''': Sweet Black-fucking-Sabbath! If I wasn't holding out for that ''beast'' of a woman, Integra, I'd fuck the red right out of those eyes!\
61	''[Seras gets stabbed repeatedly by Anderson]''\
62	'''Alucard''': Well, kinda like that, only with less symbolism and more my penis in your vagina.
63	-->-- ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''
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65	->''"'''[-MAKE PENIS INTO ROBOT!-]'''"''
66	-->-- '''Anonymous Heretek,''' ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''
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68	->''[[PantsPositiveSafety Putting it down your pants]] [[CompensatingForSomething compensates not only for your own penis]], but for every penis within a twenty five mile radius.''
69	-->-- '''Ben Thompson''', talking about the [[http://www.badassoftheweek.com/500magnum.html S&W .500 Magnum]].
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71	[[AC:Western Animation]]
72	->''"Steve, shooting a gun is [[JustLikeMakingLove just like being intimate with a woman]]. First you inspect it to make sure it is clean. Then you grab it by the butt and jam the magazine in. If it doesn't fit, make it."''
73	-->-- '''Stan''', ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'', "For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls"
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