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1	[[folder:Playground of Destruction]]
2	-> '''Fiona''': Mattias, you ready? \
3	'''Mattias''': I'm always ready. ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Always. Ready.]]'' \
4	'''Fiona''': You know they say the DMZ's the most dangerous place on Earth? \
5	'''Mattias''': Just wait 'til ''I'' get there. \
6	'''Fiona''': Easy, boy! Just don't forget about our payday, okay? \
7	'''Mattias''': Forget a hundred-million dollars? Impossible.
8
9	-> '''[[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Sergei]]''': [[GratuitousRussian DAYTE MNE OBEZ'YANU!]][[note]]GET ME A MONKEY![[/note]]
10	[[/folder]]
11	[[folder:World in Flames]]
12	->'''Mattias''': I'm used to people trying to kill me, but ''this'' is something personal.
13	->'''Chris''': Yeah! No one shoots ''him'' in the ass and gets away with it!
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15	->'''Mattias''': I yearn for a mission that's boom, boom and boom.
16
17	->'''Mattias''': Let me in! I got the guns you lost!
18	->'''UP Guard''': Who's askin'?
19	->'''Mattias''': Nilsson. I'm here for your boss.
20	->'''UP Guard''': Oh, right. You're the merc Solano shot in the ass. Hey, thanks for the guns, but Dr. Rubin, you know she's got ''us.'' Maybe she don't need you.
21	->'''Mattias''': I'm not really the negotiating type. [[BadassBoast Let me in, or I kill you all!]]
22
23	->''Oh no, oh no, oh no\
24	Yo yo yo\
25	Oh no you didn't\
26	Sucker tried to play me\
27	But you never paid me, neva\
28	Oh no you didn't\
29	Payback is a-coming\
30	You will be runnin' foreva\
31	Oh no you didn't\
32	Until I get my vengeance\
33	I will never end this mayhem\
34	Oh no you didn't\
35	I'm a mercenary\
36	You ain't got a prayer, you owe meeee''
37	-->--"Oh No You Didn't", written for the Platform/Xbox360 advert for ''Mercenaries 2''
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39	->'''Fiona''': Think of it as a glorified babysitting job.
40	->'''Mattias''': ''(horrified)'' Why would someone sit on a baby?
41
42	->'''Mattias''': ''(after crashing into another car)'' Whoooo! Bumper cars!
43
44	->'''Mattias''': ''(picking up an AK-47)'' I'm going to name you [[ICallItVera Lovisa]]. Let's go kill a whole lot of people, Lovisa!
45	[[/folder]]

Context Quotes / Mercenaries