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1	->''"Who needs a ''real'' doctor when you got my machines and their scary needles?"''
2	-->-- '''Doctor Zed''', ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}''
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4	->'''Calvin:''' OK, JACK, TIME FOR YOUR LOBOTOMY!! Hand me a big spoon, will you, Hobbes?\
5	'''Hobbes:''' Ugh! No anesthetic even.
6	-->-- ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'', while carving a pumpkin
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8	->''"Our general attitude around here is that we want to play par surgery on this course. Par is a live patient. We're not sweet swingers, and if we've gotta kick it in with our knees to get a par that's how we do it."''
9	-->-- '''Hawkeye''', ''Literature/{{MASH}}''
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11	-> '''Hawkeye:''' I wouldn't operate on your horse under these conditions.\
12	'''Col. Potter:''' My horse wouldn't be caught dead in here.
13	-->-- ''Series/{{MASH}}''
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15	->'''Man:''' Mr. Jones? We've come for you liver.\
16	'''Mr. Jones:''' But I'm using it right now.
17	-->-- ''Film/MontyPythonsTheMeaningOfLife''
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19	->'''Heavy''': Should I be awake for this?\
20	'''Medic''': [laughs] Well, no. But as long as you are, ''[[BodyHorror could you hold your rib cage open a bit?]]''
21	-->-- ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''
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23	->''"Right, first I'll take those teef out for yer, dat should help ease da pain in yer leg. Grokkit, 'and me dat wrench. Now then... Open wide, an' say... AAARGH!"''
24	-->-- '''Ork Dok [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Gutslash]]''', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''
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26	->'''Tagon:''' Whaaa... she did that with ''knives''? [[LudicrousGibs It looks like a bomb went off]].\
27	'''Chelle:''' Watch! She's going to reassemble all three of those guys, ''minus'' the fifty-seven bullets they had in them.
28	-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', on '''Neeka'''
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30	->''"Want to see your severed arm? ...Heh heh, he passed out."''
31	-->-- ''Manga/BlackJack''
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33	->'''Yor:''' Did you get to see Loid perform his incredible concussive therapy?\
34	'''Anya:''' His what?\
35	'''Loid:''' Now, Yor, that's only for extreme circumstances...\
36	'''Yor:''' The way he punches and kicks and leg sweeps his patients is absolutely incredible!
37	-->-- ''Manga/SpyXFamily'', a psychiatry variant of this trope
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39	->''"Yep, I like to keep all the blood on me! That way you know I'm workin' hard!"''

Context Quotes / MeatgrinderSurgery